| 14th April 2002 - 02:15:43 PM |
| 931 : bob |
| i love you dustin |
| 15th April 2002 - 10:44:08 AM |
| 932 : Papalicious |
| Gilligan + a Q-tip = Screech |
| 15th April 2002 - 03:51:40 PM |
| 933 : GO TO THIS SITE haha |
| http://www.geocities.com/shttycelebs |
| 17th April 2002 - 02:38:35 PM |
| 934 : jo *dustin diamond #1 fan |
| hiya dustin, its jo, your nuber one fan, i sent you an email and you haven seemed to answer! please do, love jo, Your number 1 fan |
| 18th April 2002 - 08:50:26 PM |
| 935 : Is there any other way? |
| We have reports just in that a flurry of vibrating trombone cases has escaped from a maximum security jail, where they were serving ten years for toilet-brush-shaped custard bowl smuggling. Reported sightings of them merrily boarding a plane set for Timbuctoo have yet to be confirmed, though as a safety precaution, all fire alarms in the locality have been dismantled and packed away into retractable fish tanks. Yesterday night, a blasted gorilla breeding tampon was said to have broke into the pocket of the raincoat of every bi-sexual ant farmer in the world, and has escaped with the inevitable seventy-six tonnes' worth of mashed potato, accordingly. The pink wardrobe industry are devastated by this, and their only consolation is that the bungee jumping clothes peg show starts tomorrow. Speaking of which, washing lines have been spotted water-skiing as a means of protecting their ever-decreasing indentity parades. Shoelaces are believed to have been forming protests through empty sweet tubes, following their raise in price. It is believed that they feel used by this, and are generally fed up by the astonishing lack of oil in empty paper bags and the associated edible sin. Pots of semen have been mistaken for tear-inducing, vomit shield breaking drumkit imperonsations, though only at a time as such that the Red Sea white-water rafting team's mascot is only just beginning to forge the attentions of a rather embellishing blodge of charismatic dwarf hair.
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| 19th April 2002 - 10:29:54 PM |
| 936 : Rodrooduger Lonesome Bean |
| Rodrooduger Lonesome Bean |
| 19th April 2002 - 10:30:37 PM |
| 937 : FATTY FAT FAT FAT |
| YOU'RE A FATTY FAT FAT FAT |
| 19th April 2002 - 10:34:56 PM |
| 938 : John Bisho |
| John Bisho here, to say a few words; lettuce, brown, subaquatic. Bye bye for now. |
| 19th April 2002 - 10:34:59 PM |
| 939 : John Bisho |
| John Bisho here, to say a few words; lettuce, brown, subaquatic. Bye bye for now. |
| 22nd April 2002 - 12:52:47 PM |
| 940 : LOOK AT THIS |
| http://www.geocities.com/shttycelebs |
| 22nd April 2002 - 06:06:48 PM |
| 941 : THIS IS A MUST SEE |
| http://www.geocities.com/shttycelebs |
| 22nd April 2002 - 11:42:17 PM |
| 942 : John Bisho |
| John Bisho here, giving you all a big FUCK OFF. QUIT CALLING ME, ALL OF YOU JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. |
| 23rd April 2002 - 03:54:14 AM |
| 943 : Robert Z'Dar |
| I have a big face! |
| 23rd April 2002 - 10:52:04 PM |
| 944 : Banky |
| when you die and go to heaven, God is going to tell you that you will be playing the role of zach |
| 24th April 2002 - 04:51:09 PM |
| 945 : bobbi jo york |
| Dear dustin diamond "schreech powers,"
I'm the one that you wanted to congradgulate on the pagent and cheerleading. And my mom is the one who waited on you at the waffle house and her name is April. And I was just wanting to tell you thanks for congragulating me and I watch your show every morning when I can. Bu every sense I talked to you on the phone I havn't beenable to watch the show. But I got to go now bye!!!!!!!!!! your friend Bobbi Jo YOrk |
| 24th April 2002 - 08:28:59 PM |
| 946 : Chuby Chungas |
| 14" How can you fit all that into your mouth? |
| 24th April 2002 - 09:24:35 PM |
| 947 : James Huhk |
| Dear Mr. Diamond,
I was wondering if you were interested in doing a picture with Jack Nicholson and Sidney Portier. It's a german short film titled Country Style Gravy, in which Jack plays the thickening agent, Sidney plays the active ingredient, and you will play the man who would eat the gravy. We'll need to do a zoom in shot of your mouth while the gravy is being consumed. Jack and Sidney will be swimming down your esophogas(not your actual esophogas) while the gravy does its traveling until it comes out on your other side. Let us know what you think about the project. James Huhk, German Short Films |
| 26th April 2002 - 08:33:31 AM |
| 948 : KILL KRAZY |
| I HATE YOU PEOPLE WHO KEEP ORN DOOIN LOADS OF LINES WHEN AS JUSS NUFFIN WHAT YUR RITEING
STOPIT OR ELSE |
| 26th April 2002 - 12:59:36 PM |
| 949 : LOOK AT THIS NOWW |
| http://www.geocities.com/shttycelebs |
| 26th April 2002 - 03:49:49 PM |
| 950 : abby |
| I have seen you on TV and I love how you act!
I can't believe lisa doesn't like you! |