| 07th September 2002 - 11:41:08 PM |
| 1212 : Evan Wiley |
| Dustin....
Hey I just saw your stand up (2nd show) at Ball State last night. I have to totally give you respect, youre fucking hilarious man. ANyway, where can I find your schedule for upcoming shows? I want to see you again soon man. Anyway, much respect man keep it up. Youve got a career in standup then you can tell Slater and Zach whats up. (if you get a chance, rent the movie "A crack in the floor". Its a really cheesy horror movie where Mario Lopez lets his real talent shine with the quote [about his new girlfriend] "she smokes my beef joint". What a fag.) I thought you might like to check out what a dipshit he is, although you probably know better than I...... Anyway, let me know whats up brother..........Evan |
| 08th September 2002 - 08:02:31 AM |
| 1213 : Adolf Hitler's boyfriend |
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| 09th September 2002 - 02:16:15 PM |
| 1214 : Euker |
| Diamond Dallas you are the coolest guy i have ever met. i was so lucky to be able to get into the saved by the bell reunion party last week. I just have to say that it was so cool when you did a jump fart right in slaters face and a turd shot out by accident and slater thought it was a stogie and tried to smoke it. i just had to say that you really got him good, and man did the chicks go wild for you after that. i wish one day i had your skills with the ladies. Keep on kickin ass. |
| 09th September 2002 - 02:21:59 PM |
| 1215 : Tito SanTano |
| I just have to say good match the other day diamond. I never knew that you were such a powerhouse. after watching saved by the bell i thought you were just a big pussie. Man was i wrong. i thought that Junky yard Dog and myself were going to kick you and the Honkey Tonk mans ass but man was i wrong. I could not believe it when you picked JYD and myself up by our ass hair and made us smell your stinky ball sack. that was a really good top secret move. You are going to have to show me how you do it. And on another not i just have to say that you gave Horshak one hell of a ass beating on that celebrity boxing. man with your skills you could be a heavyweight champion. YOu should go for it. but is sure won't get in your way again. |
| 09th September 2002 - 02:54:01 PM |
| 1216 : Kyle Gass |
| Dustin man you are the coolest. Saved by the bell was much cooler than that California dreams show. I heard that your banging that blonde chick that was on California Dreams and now does that Ripleys Believe it or not Show. Man you are a studmaster to get a hottie like that. I wish i had your kick ass love master techniques. MY band The D is going to be going on tour soon and my bro jables and i really need your chick advise to get the back stage betties. the last one we got was a real scary bithch and Jables would not let me tap her ass. he was acting like a real bitch, But he can rock the fuckin house and kick some ass. We were thinking about turning our power twosome into a rocking three some and we figured with your skills with the ladies and your rocking singing voice that you would just be perfect. email me back DD and let me know if THE D can count on double D to help us rock out. thanks bro your the best |
| 09th September 2002 - 05:44:27 PM |
| 1217 : Joey Buttafuoco |
| Yo big DDDD!!! Great chillin with a real winner at the celebrity boxing extravaganza. I liked when you took a crap in the corner of the arena and blamed it on a dog! Your the best. I was hangin with A- list star corey haim and he said that he wants to create a movie called fart patrol with you. Sort of a rehash of the worlds greatest movie Snowboard Academy which also stared main man haim! Fart patrol is about you and him scouring the world patrolling the world for farts. Sweet right. Ill make a cameo as a gas master. U will have 500 farts blown in your face and you will eat them and like it. Sound good. Get back to me bro! Call my cell in my iroc Z.
Keep on truckin, Joey Buttafuoco |
| 09th September 2002 - 05:49:14 PM |
| 1218 : Brian Palumbo |
| Hi Big D. My name is palumbo and i like to watch your show every minute of every day. POOP! FARTS!!! BIG D!!! I shoot D gas at members of teams that play the phillies!!! D Gas!! Watch out for BIG D! |
| 09th September 2002 - 05:56:05 PM |
| 1219 : chang |
| ooobaby schreech has a big cock . i know this cause i sliced it off and use it as a sleeping bag |
| 10th September 2002 - 09:31:19 AM |
| 1220 : Fred Savage |
| Hey there DD. Man how have you been. I have not seen you in a while. I'm still pissed at you for fucking my girlfriend winnie when you guest stared on the wonder years with me. I can't blame her though because you are such a stud master. I wish i had your skills. I've forgiven you for screwing my mom and my sister although My dad Jack is still pissed off at you. And my brother Ben is still pissed that you nailed his wife Tapanga and you never even went on his hit show boy meets world. Well i just wanted to let you know that i'm trying to forgive you. we should get together sometime, i still would like to screw that jessie spano chick you showed me pics of. well i'll be in touch with you. Fred |
| 10th September 2002 - 02:57:14 PM |
| 1221 : poophead |
| man my dick is ripe! I just picked it from the apple tree, and its not ready to eat just yet, but I'll be puting some lotion and cool whip on it to ripen it quicker, then i'll chop it up and make dick soup out of it for all da ladies , if you know what I mean. What? Screech? What a dick weed. |
| 10th September 2002 - 03:02:25 PM |
| 1222 : Adam C. Cleary in Missouri |
| I just got done anal fucking screech. Man, did he screech like a bitch!! I love fucking other homos. I love fucking homes too, and dishes, and curtains. Fuck, I'll rub my cocker on anything inert, splash a little love sauce to spicen things up a bit. |
| 11th September 2002 - 07:09:47 PM |
| 1223 : Osama bin ladin |
| Buuuuuu
Muuuuuu I will fuck youuuuuu Osama bin ladin |
| 13th September 2002 - 11:58:18 AM |
| 1224 : big c |
| poop |
| 13th September 2002 - 01:46:03 PM |
| 1225 : abi |
| i love u so much in saved by the bell and i think u're the most gorgeus person in the world. good luck for the future. |
| 13th September 2002 - 04:02:43 PM |
| 1226 : Jessica Smoot |
| Hi dustin,
I love your anis so much! I like hairy nipples! Do you have hairy nipples? I have hairy nipples!I am homo! Is your butthole pimpley. Mine is! Love ya! |
| 13th September 2002 - 07:28:15 PM |
| 1227 : John Maeck |
| looking for Matt Diamond, nephew of Neil, Matt you out there, gimme a holler |
| 14th September 2002 - 03:50:42 PM |
| 1228 : Corey Feldman |
| Yo Dustannnnn!!! Wats goin on? SO cool hanging with you at the viper room the other night. When You drank those three beers and shit your pants the ladies couldn't control themselves. Then when you pulled out the ripe burrito from your pants and ate it it was pure magic!!! You are the man brother. Im gettin together next week with haim, and buttafuoco. Buttafuoco wants to hang with you. Brother were gonna pick up all the ladies so all you LA WOMEN watch out when the posse hits town!!! |
| 14th September 2002 - 09:02:10 PM |
| 1229 : RVD |
| Screech , YOU RULE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 15th September 2002 - 07:09:13 PM |
| 1230 : Loose McGoose |
| I have a GAPING anus! |
| 16th September 2002 - 03:48:13 PM |
| 1231 : Gas passer B |
| whats up there DD. Bud Bundy here. that was sweet of you to help us push the dodge yesterday when it broke down. I have never seen anyone move a car by farting on it. man you had it moving faster with your gas then when it was running. your lucky that the dodge is brown cause when that shit log torpedoed out of your ass and hit the back of the car and launched it in the air. i thought the mighty dodge was going to explode except your butt rocket seemed to of acted like super glue and held it all together. man i always new you were special but i did not know that you had super special shit logs. I wish you would teach me how to get some ass. I could not believe how all the hot bitches were flocking to you when you were farting the dodge down the road. and that one chick even started to eat your turd off of the car. man that was sweet. i tried to get a chick to eat my shit befor but she only got mad and kicked me in my balls. that sucked. well i hope your around later cause the damn dodge is not running again. Later DD Grand master B |