| 06th July 2005 - 07:29:58 AM |
| 41242 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, remember when you were in deep shit with Belding's school's creditors when you blew all the money on a blow up Belding doll with a massive 10 foot penis? Remember how you tried to pretend it was a bouncy castle and people used to jump up and down on the bouncy penis, especally Zack and Slater? Remember how you wish they were bouncing on your penis instead? Remember how ended up escaping to Mexico when Belding found out what you did? Remember how you returned the next year as Raul? Remember how you pretended to be Slater's long lost boyfriend so you could rub dicks with him? Remember how you creamed into his jerry curl and he kicked your ass when he found out you were Screech? Remember how you ended up paying for the massive debts outta your failed comedy routines whilst being labotomised by Belding's dick? No wonder you failed at getting laid in the entire series of Saved by the Bell. |
| 06th July 2005 - 07:35:45 AM |
| 41243 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, remember how in the New Class you seemed to spend an inaudimate amount of time in Belding's office? Remember how you used to have a goatee in that series? Remember how you seemed to be making a lot of the school's announcements ending with the words "ZOINKS!" just as Belding penciled in to your gaping rectum hole? Remember how at the year's end the school had a fancy dress competition and you came in a robin costume to Belding's Batman costume? Remember how Belding repeadily raped your ass whilst in full Batman costume? Remember how you used to say "Holy anal sex Batman!" Remember how Adam West found out and had a schlong fight with Belding? Remember how you expected lots of Biffs and Bops to explode out of Belding's face? Remember how this didn't happen and only blood came out? remember how afterwards he took you from Behind as an "old chum".. remember how you couldn't sit down afterwards? You sure got hepatics C that time screech! |
| 06th July 2005 - 07:41:36 AM |
| 41244 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, remember how Zack fleeced Kelly's parents out of millions to buy a racehorse? Remember how Kelly couldn't understand how her parents got broke and became a depressed unemployable hack? Remember how Zack told you to look after the horse whilst he dumped his load into Kelly's twat? Remember how you used to be jealous of the horses dick and cut it off and stuck it top on your own? Remember how the horse died and Zack blamed you for interrupting his first time with kelly? Remember how Kelly walked in seeing Zack beating off your horse cock? Remember how Kelly suddenly jumped on the horse cock? Remember how much of an ass you felt when you realised she didn't have sex with you, but with the horse cock instead? remember how Zack stuck the cock in your mouth and dumped you at Valley high school with a note saying you eat their prized horse? Remember how they beat you up and returned you to bayside with the words "ZOINKS" on the sign? Remember how this became your trademark cliched catchphrase? |
| 06th July 2005 - 08:47:44 AM |
| 41341 : MrTwister |
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| 06th July 2005 - 03:49:32 PM |
| 41594 : Shannon |
| I really enjoyed watching you on Saved By The Bell and I wanted to thank you for being on that show because you were really funny and I liked how you played screech. I never thought that you were a neard but I liked how you played the part. |
| 06th July 2005 - 04:20:55 PM |
| 41595 : Shannon |
| I also really enjoy taking big black cocks up my ass and then licking the little bits of corn and shit off of their rock-hard chocolate fuck-tools afterwards. I'm really only truly at my best when I've got a big, thick, juicy cock stuffed up my rectum. YUMMMMMMMMY!!!!... |
| 06th July 2005 - 04:36:56 PM |
| 41681 : |
| you poker guys fuck your own mothers up the asshole and then your lick her asshole clean. |
| 06th July 2005 - 04:42:01 PM |
| 41703 : |
| fuck you, you goddammned shit-lickin' assfucks |
| 06th July 2005 - 04:47:48 PM |
| 41729 : |
| eat my shit, you cunt-suckin' ass-lick |
| 06th July 2005 - 04:54:03 PM |
| 41763 : |
| I like to suck on gooey lumps of diarreah, you sizzling pine-suckin' shitholes |
| 06th July 2005 - 04:59:19 PM |
| 41786 : |
| I like to eat poop - its fun and exciting and it tastes good |
| 06th July 2005 - 05:05:22 PM |
| 41813 : |
| fuck off, you anus-faced fuckholes |
| 06th July 2005 - 05:11:07 PM |
| 41850 : |
| KUNT-LICKIN' ASSFUCK |
| 06th July 2005 - 11:20:21 PM |
| 41920 : Lance McBeefwell |
| Screech, you are the biggest faggot on tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 07th July 2005 - 01:20:46 AM |
| 42168 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding found your stash of gay porn in your locker? remmeber when he threatened to tell the entire school about your stash via an announcement over the PA system unless you had unprotected buttsex with him? Remember when you agreed to do so? Remember when he made you accept his penis into your ass until he eventually gave you the HIV virus? Belding sure got you good that time! |
| 07th July 2005 - 04:59:54 AM |
| 42334 : Fagbusters |
| I'M SLEEPY. |
| 07th July 2005 - 06:17:33 AM |
| 42335 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Kelly remember when you used to be a cheerleader? Remember how Jessie was a feminist cheerleader? Remember how Belding used to inspect the cheerleading team up close and personal? Remember how he had you, Jessie and Lisa in his room being inspected for any "creases" by his schlong? Remember how he'd fill your zoink hole with his zoinker? Remember how Screech found out and told to the whole school, including the foreign exchange students? Remember how Belding lost his job, hair and blow-up doll? Remember how Screech became prinicpal for a day and insisted that all the guys be cheerleaders for a day and got them all ready for inspection? Remember how you walked in wondering what happened to your soiled cotton panties and jersey when you saw Slater ravaging Screech's butt-hole? Remember how you faited and woke up with every guy dumping their load into your hussy pussy? You sure got pregnant that time! |
| 07th July 2005 - 06:23:06 AM |
| 42336 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech,remember how you were drugged by Jessie? Remember how you ended up feeling up her chest during History? Remember how the teacher got pissed off? Remember how you accidentally called the teacher "mom", despite the teacher being Mr Smith? Remember how everybody laughed at you? Remember how you got sent to detention? Remember how Mr Smith stuck cue sticks up your ass? Remember how you dumped your load all over Smith's face, exclaiming how much you loved "mom" -- remember how Jessie filmed the whole thing and got History banned because it was filled with males who she referred to as "pigs"? Remember how you saw that tape and got pissed off and replaced Jessies homrone replacement tablets with no-doz? Remember how the druggie Jessie got hoooked on the shit? Remember how she said "I'm so scared?!" Remember how you said "Ah shut up you pill-popping feminst cheerleading hypocrite!" Remember how Slater was right next to you and gave you a black eye, before jabbing a pencil in your penis eye? Jackass! |
| 07th July 2005 - 09:07:36 AM |
| 42337 : rajash rai |
| Hey Screech, remember when you and Zack used to have a lot of sleep overs? Remember how much fun they were at first? Remember when the chuckle fest took a turn for the worst? Remember when as you guys were laying in bed talking about going to heaven? Remember when you said "good nite Zack!" and turned over on your side to fall asleep? Remember when you heard a rustling in the closet and you asked Zack about it and he said it was just the wind? Remember when you felt Zack start to spoon you? Remember when you felt him rub his raging boner on your ass? Remember when he reached around and started tracing his finger around your balls? Remember how confused and "unsure" you felt? Remember when you told Zack to stop or he'll tell somebody about it? Remember when he pull your hair and whispered into your ear, "you fucking tell anyone and I swear to God I'll clip you across the nose you Jewish piece of shit?" Remember when he added that he'll stop being your friend and you'll have no friends because nobody likes Jewish homo's? Remember when he pulled down his pj's and then pulled down your pj's? Remember when he said "stop whining like a death camp survivor and take it like a man?" Remember how he jammed his cock into your pastie ass and started given you the |
| 07th July 2005 - 09:30:46 AM |
| 42338 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, remember how you got diareria from eatting Zack's mom's home-made apple pie? Remember how you shat all over her kitchen floor, splashing her with your mucas? Remember how she had to take a shower? Remember how you caught a glimpse of her hot milf body naked? Remember how you felt uneasy when she started to jack you off with her pussy? Remember how Zack found out and invited his brothers to beat you up, then beat you off? Remember how Zack's mom gave birth to Mirth, your illegatimate son? Remember how you'd often go round to her house for your son to bone your ass whilst dumping your diarerria down Zack's mom's mouth? Remember how Belding found out and joined in too? Remember how the school nurse told you that Zack and you were, in fact, brothers? Remember how sick you felt as you recalled each time you shafted the milf? Remember how you thought nothing of it and kept going back for more? You sure were into in-bred back then! |