| 27th February 2003 - 10:34:42 PM |
| 1620 : frank |
| HeYYY! |
| 27th February 2003 - 10:35:34 PM |
| 1621 : frank h. |
| you need to drop the whole comedian thing |
| 27th February 2003 - 10:36:58 PM |
| 1622 : M'acchel |
| My name is Michael Isshay and I loved your show. You are really good, I don't know what frank is talking about. Congrats. |
| 27th February 2003 - 10:46:54 PM |
| 1623 : Thomas OBrian |
| My name is Tommy O. I saw the show, and man did you blow.
How do you like MY poetry? |
| 27th February 2003 - 11:38:35 PM |
| 1624 : Angel-Marie |
| keep your head up. Mean people suck and the good are greatly blessed. You play pool pretty well, too. |
| 28th February 2003 - 07:12:56 AM |
| 1625 : Ross |
| alrite screech u rule. u shud start a saved by da bell reunian coz u 6 ruled. especially zaks dream dat 1 kiks ass. ur probs 2 busy is disneyland so catch u l8r m8 take care
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| 01st March 2003 - 02:27:54 AM |
| 1626 : Jeremy Kort |
| Hey Dustin,
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| 01st March 2003 - 02:30:45 AM |
| 1627 : Jeremy Kort |
| Hey Dustin, I loved Saved By The Bell when I was a little wanker touching my bologna pony at the tender age of 15. I'm legal where I live if you're into little boys. Your muscular physique really twists my titties. I like to have inatimate objects shoved up my ass too. Come by and I'll show you the bowling pin trick. Oh yeah, there is this guy named Andrew Yeh and he likes men too. We could have a threesome! Call me! |
| 01st March 2003 - 02:49:08 AM |
| 1628 : Rae Carruth |
| Sun Jan 26,11:00 AM ET
CHICAGO, Illionis (Reuters) - Singer R Kelly, the famous recording artist facing child pornography charges in both Illionis and Florida, has released his brand new album today that he has been working on for almost two years. The album, which has already recieved acclaim from numerous music critics all over the world, is entitled "STATUTORY RAPE OF LIBERTY." The album will include numerous tracks where Kelly has collaborated with numerous stars, such as Paul Reubins, AKA Pee Wee Herman, Nate Newton, Ted Kazyncski, Sadaam Hussein, and previously recorded tracks by Jeffery Dahmer and Timothy McVeigh. The title track will be "STATUTORY RAPIST", recorded to the same tune as "THE WORLD'S GREATEST". Kelly has said that 20% of the proceeds will go to his court fees and to pay for his latest shipment of Chinese children prostitutes. SONG LIST: 1.13 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR ME 2.PLEASE DON'T CALL THE POLICE 3.I LOVE YOUR TIGHT KIDDIE TTWAT 4.10 YEAR OLDS TASTE GOOD 5.JEFFERY'S SONG 6.CHILD MOLESTER ANTHEM 7.I WON'T TELL IF YOU WON'T 8.KIDS BE HAVIN MY KIDS 9.CHINESE BOYS ARE THE BEST 10.RIPPIN THA HYMAN 11.I LIKE EM YOUNG 12.DONT SQUIRM BITCH 13.TEN YEAR OLD ANAL SEX 14.STATUTORY RAPIST "I'm the worlds greatest.... Statutory rapist!!!" |
| 01st March 2003 - 02:52:37 AM |
| 1629 : Crazy chipmunks break dancing on walnut floors |
| making funny sounds while squeezing the tubes of toothpaste that line the walls of their swimming pool full of jello and gummi bears that they stole from a 60 year old construction worker in Iowa while he was at the monster truck rally with his lover bubba who happens to be a vigilante hot dog vendor outside of mr. wong's house of shoes and noodles on the corner of 51st and 2nd which used to be the cave of jenkins the homeless crime fighter who stopped the evil captain morgan from destroying the world with a army of homosexual buffalo which came from the farm of zeke and jim boy in dallas where they would raise cattle tigers and orcas to be used in movies like attack of the killer tomatoes 7 which just happened to be directed by samuel adams who likes to collect squirrels who just happen to be the squirrels who were break dancing on the walnut floor while high on life and airplane glue. do you follow me tony if not then get off of my hover board or else i will crayola you to death and send you to zimbabwae where the pygmy aborigiones will skewer you with candy canes and offer you to their god of santa claus who will enslave you and make you work as his farm boy with rudolph the red nosed raindeer making you his bitch while he snorts cocaine and watches the world chainsaw champoinships on tnn. if this ever happens to you, just run. just run.
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| 01st March 2003 - 02:54:35 AM |
| 1630 : ALF: 1986-2002 |
| (Associated Press): Shocking news comes to us today from Turkmenistan where we have learned that 1980's TV star Alf was killed today in a assassination. Alf suffered a gunshot wound to the head right out in front of his house. He was gunned down by an Islamic militant. Alf was rushed to Turk Hosiptal where he died later of a gunshot wound to the head. Alf was the greatest puppet with a syndicated TV show in the 1980's. Alf was best known for his Tv Series "ALF", which ran from 1986 to 1990. After "Alf" was canceled, Alf turned to a life of crack cocaine and prostitutes while living in a cardboard box in suburban Detroit, Michigan. After living there for six years, he joined the military in 1996. He was honorably discharged in 2000 for alleged sodomy with an unidentified male tank driver. He then moved to Turkmenistan where he had resided ever since. Alf was also known for his hatred of a Mr. T, whose show "The A Team" continued to be successful after "Alf" was gone for many years. An attempted assasination attempt on both Mr. T and John F. Kennedy were supposedly organized by Alf. The CIA still says they can neither deny nor support these claims and the JFK is still being looked into. Alf was just 16 years old, which translates into 39 in foam alien puppet years. Let us remember his life and career during the time of his passing.
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| 01st March 2003 - 02:55:53 AM |
| 1631 : YO VIP, LETS KICK IT! |
| Words from the god of white rap himself...
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it! Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby All right stop, Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle. Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it, You better gain way You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon Burning them if they're not quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my ragtop down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi Did you stop? No -- I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball" Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene, You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn" If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it. Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother! Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold |
| 01st March 2003 - 02:57:16 AM |
| 1632 : Adm. Ralph Dykes |
| I'm gonna pull a CIA and JFK your ass! |
| 01st March 2003 - 05:12:57 AM |
| 1633 : tom |
| hey dustin nice site u got hear i luv the saved by the bell song dodododdadadaddidididiiddododoodd, hwgali poogali |
| 01st March 2003 - 02:43:01 PM |
| 1634 : pat |
| Hey Dustin what are you doing these days ??? |
| 01st March 2003 - 05:41:59 PM |
| 1635 : TIMMY |
| TIMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! My poop hurts.
Thanks a lot buddy. Love, T. MAY |
| 01st March 2003 - 05:43:15 PM |
| 1636 : TIMMY |
| TIMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 01st March 2003 - 05:43:28 PM |
| 1637 : s |
| 01st March 2003 - 05:43:44 PM |
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| 01st March 2003 - 11:34:20 PM |
| 1639 : bonny |
| Dustin, I just wanted to say that I saw you on Star Dates, and I think you are the best catch of the whole SBTB bunch. I was really impressed. Good luck with your life! |