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    04th October 2003 - 05:11:25 PM    
5086 : ScreechKing
Screech get some muscels go on Cell-Tech... I'm on it. Some say I look like you. You look like the biggest dirtbag in Dickie Roberts but I still love you in Saved By the Bell. Actually your annoying and your lines were never funny but your just so skinny and loveable. Signed anonomous lover

P.s. - I love skinny guys if your looking for a muscular female call 1-902-564-0257


    04th October 2003 - 06:29:17 PM    
5087 : Dustin Diamond
If you say these once a day, you will become stronger



DEFEAT GUILT! Gain your own perspective! Focus your emotions and ideas!
Say these each AT LEAST once a day:

1. THE JEWS DESERVED IT. invade Europe with your shitty religion and someday someone will gas you. Guilt is garbage, fuck being guilty for it, have a good laugh at the Holocaust, the kikes deserved it.

2. NIGGERS BELONG IN AFRICA AND NO WHERE ELSE. Alot of the white people I know start gigglign when they try to say the word NIGGERS in this context, it's good for you, get over the guilt, NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

3. CHRISTIANITY IS A MADE-UP RELIGION. Sometimes we forget this religion is just bullshit some kikes cooked up while high on meth or something. You don't have to take it seriously. Its better to just laugh at it and not even consider it on the same plane as say science or logic or something.

4. AMERICA IS A MONEY-GRUBBING JEW HOLE. Yeah, it hurts when the small-dicked shithead who failed out of your english class for not having a clue gets a fast acura and dates blonde sluts, or when some stupid nigger (NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS) starts fucking a hot girl from your high school. It's the money, stupid. Say this once a day and you will see it's just made up bullshit like Christianity.

5. GEORGE W. BUSH HAS A TINY DICK. This one is self-explanitory.


    04th October 2003 - 08:07:09 PM    
5088 : Lonely Old Lady
I love Screech, he rocks my world :)


    04th October 2003 - 09:39:31 PM    
5089 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I just received my Saved By The Bell DVD set and have watched several episodes already.

Remember when the tall girl danced with you in the friendship bracelet episode? Did you think that dancing with a girl was gross and disgusting? It sure looked as though you did. I'll bet that you wished that Mr. Belding was dancing with you instead of that girl. I'm sure that you would have grinded with him to "Baby Got Back."

- Kurt Steinberg


    05th October 2003 - 02:14:51 AM    
5090 : b00ga
dusty is a jew and so are you.


    05th October 2003 - 04:30:17 AM    
5091 : PARAGUAY PHOTOS
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http://www.softcha.com PARAGUAY ASUNCION


    05th October 2003 - 11:32:38 AM    
5092 : :::baby*doll*cutie*pie:::
hey dustin i love your show saved by the bell and most of all i love you please call me at (928)782-7463 ok bye :)


    05th October 2003 - 12:17:53 PM    
5093 : jeremy
My biggest fantasy is to be the one getting gangbanged by as many men willing. I'm a sexy italian ready and willing.


    05th October 2003 - 01:54:12 PM    
5094 : SANDRA ROCK
HELLO THERE.


    05th October 2003 - 03:14:19 PM    
5095 : Sheriff John Bunnell
Just as he attempted to negotiate a dangerous turn, from out of nowhere a large semi plows right into the side of the suspect's vehicle, killing him instantly and littering the road with mangled boxes of cardboard and shattered DVDs, creating hazardous road conditions for fellow drivers.

An autopsy was later performed on the deceased, revealing small amounts of cocaine in the young man's bloodstream and, even more interesting, a 12 inch long rubber dildo was found lodged in the suspect's rectum, and had apparently been there for weeks. Surprisingly, there was nearly no fecal blockage whatsoever in the lower intestines; a stomach pump later revealed that the young man had apparently managed to sustain himself on a steady diet of pure semen, with nearly 3.5 liters having to be pumped from his slightly bloated abdomen area.


    05th October 2003 - 03:22:19 PM    
5096 : Sheriff John Bunnell
Hello, I'm Sheriff John Bunnell, and welcome to another edition of World's Wildest Police Chases. You know, when you're driving down the mean streets of L.A., you'd best remember to keep your eyes on the road at all times; avoid needless distractions and always be aware of your surroundings, especially around busy intersections. Because you never know what dangers could be lying right around that very next corner.

Los Angeles, California. A young actor by the name of Dustin Diamond walked into a local gas station where he shot an unarmed attendant in an attempted robbery gone wrong, and then proceeded to flee pursuing law enforcement cruisers in a stolen delivery vehicle carrying a shipment of brand new DVDs for Saved By The Bell, a hit television show from the late 80's and early 90's.

He thought he was above the law as he continued to speed and weave his way through a nearby intersection, right into oncoming traffic in his attempt to escape from L.A.'s finest. But he was wrong. Dead wrong. (continued)


    05th October 2003 - 04:03:32 PM    
5097 : Kairsti
Screech I Love You. Your my favorite on SBTB.


    06th October 2003 - 12:39:50 AM    
5098 : Illspirit
Bumfuck me.


    06th October 2003 - 12:57:58 AM    
5099 :
Hey you rule! Yeah right.


    06th October 2003 - 01:03:08 AM    
5100 : smurfyou13
Illy is l33t. Dustin ain't.


    06th October 2003 - 01:03:53 AM    
5101 : Ben Delorean
Prositute: 0/hour
Dwarf Prositute: 0/hour
Veiwing shitty made websites: Priceless

You would think for an pretty famous actor, he would have a decent made website. My goal in life is to sleep with the entire cast from Save By The Bell. check out http://www.SDskate.com


    06th October 2003 - 01:08:39 AM    
5102 : xp55uber
FuckBitchesSemenMilkCartons


    06th October 2003 - 01:20:20 AM    
5103 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up with Slater next Saturday. We can go to Skybar (which supposedly you frequent with Corey Feldman) and then we can rent a bedroom at the Skybar's hotel for some queer lovin'! Slater and I can have fun contest - the first one of us to squirt our respective loads in your eye is the winner! You can toss the winner's salad! So, in reality, everyone is a winner!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


    06th October 2003 - 01:44:14 AM    
5104 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up with Slater next Saturday. We can go to Skybar (which supposedly you frequent with Corey Feldman) and then we can rent a bedroom at the Skybar's hotel for some queer lovin'! Slater and I can have fun contest - the first one of us to squirt our respective loads in your eye is the winner! You can toss the winner's salad! So, in reality, everyone is a winner!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


    06th October 2003 - 04:28:09 AM    
5105 : W.D
Please give me a complete introduction about physics science.

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