| 18th April 2004 - 12:23:15 PM |
| 7142 : tommy girl |
| What the hell is all of this nasty shit you people keep writing in here? Someone needs to seriously get a fucking life! |
| 18th April 2004 - 01:19:07 PM |
| 7143 : tommy girl |
| AND WHO JUST NOW TOOK A PISS UP MY PUSSY? YOU FILTHY BEASTS. Probably that shitass Fagbreaster!! |
| 18th April 2004 - 01:29:10 PM |
| 7144 : Fagbusters |
| YOU LEAVE MY SHITASS ALONE YOU FUCKING BORING ASS COW!!! |
| 18th April 2004 - 03:43:56 PM |
| 7145 : |
| You're a very sick dude. Kerri's friend. |
| 18th April 2004 - 03:46:26 PM |
| 7146 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Josh Simmons, thanks for the post! I lost a few loads when I read it. I thought I was the only one with a TV screen coated with my man-juice - apparently I was wrong! Twice a week I have to use a windshield scraper to clean off the new coats of loads on the screen - otherwise everything on the screen is really blurry!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 18th April 2004 - 05:22:47 PM |
| 7147 : KURT STEINBURG LOL |
| LOL I LIKE BANAANES |
| 18th April 2004 - 07:09:20 PM |
| 7148 : Fagbusters |
| NO HE DOESN'T! HE'S A GOOD BOY! YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE! FUCKING DOPPELGANGERS!!! |
| 18th April 2004 - 08:21:07 PM |
| 7149 : Polly Poopstain |
| "I like to shove baked beans up my asshole and then shit them out and then eat the gooey mixture with relish - he fuxx his mommy in the ass, then she offers him a big, steamy bowl of her loose, gooey rectal discharge and he washes it down with a fresh glass of his father's pee pee..." |
| 18th April 2004 - 08:21:15 PM |
| 7150 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, My affinity for your cornhole has started to wane - I think I may have turned straight last night! I hooked up with a hot, older German lady visiting my city on business and I didn't think about losing my load on your neatly trimmed beard once! Please queer up this website a little more and help me to turn full-blown "Liberace gay" once again! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 18th April 2004 - 08:56:06 PM |
| 7151 : Polly Poopstain |
| "I like to shove baked beans up my asshole and then shit them out and then eat the gooey mixture with relish - he fuxx his mommy in the ass, then she offers him a big, steamy bowl of her loose, gooey rectal discharge and he washes it down with a fresh glass of his father's pee pee..." |
| 19th April 2004 - 01:50:06 AM |
| 7152 : Happy goLucky |
| This dump is a big vat of crap. And you bitches swim around in it with floaties on. |
| 19th April 2004 - 10:10:32 AM |
| 7153 : Princess Peussie, worried about KURT Fuckbuste |
| Hi there, Turds! You are all so pimply little fucks. Hers' something to really think about....love the little alterations in such a origianlly drab story: enjoy it, you shitheads!!!!!!!!!!! Only seconds later, I found myself depositing yet another load of shit, gooey as it was, on the television screen. The feeling was indescribable - it was as though Dustin were reaching through the screen and shoving his fist up my pulsating asshole, wringing out the guts and tubing and making me bleed like a stuck pig. I could feel actual fecal materials (to you turds known as SHIT) running down my legs. From that moment, I was laughing at myself, my violent farts exploding below the belt, and my nipples, in horrible pain from the safety pins I'd clamped on them. My daily ritual continued, only with a new object of my desires: I just wanted to have my balls removed, totally cut off so that I could send them to Dustin. Dustin caused in me such pain that I was able to perform seven or eight catheter penetrations of my cock, each time much more painful and bloody than the last one, each culminating in a grotesque cock bigger than the last event. The television, after a few weeks, began to develop an inch-thick crust of dried, hardened semen and dried piss, not to mention the shit which now covered the sofa, rugs and table. But I didn't mind, and neither did Dustin, who is the worst of S/M fuckers ever to be allowed on tv. I can still remember when I first discovered the marvelous piece of eye candy known as Jerry Lewis. The year was 1989, and I was in the basement, masturbating while watching an episode of MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN. The delightful MaryAnna Fudgepacker was on-screen, flaunting her new sex-change, teasing me through the screen. Just as I was about to climax and offer Maryanna my daily gift of bloody piss into a glass I wanted to drink immediately (no pun intended, I can assure you), I accidentally stepped on the remote control, changing the channel. To my horror it was too late to stop the rhythmic throbbing in my swollen member, and I found myself spilling my Yellow Mellow Piss onto the tv set, which then exploded with electronic fireworks and set the drapes on fire. Looking down, I sighted for the first time the recipient of my urine and immediately all thoughts of Britaney Spear were banished from my bowels - I had found that my nuts were now imploding, actually being sucked into my body. The mere sight of my balls, now half the size, my thick, viscous man juice sensually dripping from his acne-encrusted face caused me to vomit all over my pet lizzard. |
| 19th April 2004 - 11:17:14 AM |
| 7154 : lil rick |
| sam davis you are a stuipd fag and I hope your penis rots off |
| 19th April 2004 - 04:19:36 PM |
| 7155 : |
| what the fuck is this |
| 19th April 2004 - 05:05:13 PM |
| 7156 : Colon Commando |
| I wanna lick the shit out of a pregnant goat's asshole. I'm really only truly at my best when I've got a big, thick, juicy cock stuffed up my rectum. There's nothing that I love better than a log-jam up the 'ole hershey highway. My tight, puckered love-bud is just what a throbbing prick needs. |
| 19th April 2004 - 10:06:30 PM |
| 7157 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, we need to hook up for gay sex. First, I'll sit on your head and drop my nuts on top of your eyes, giving you "Arabian goggles." Next, I'll teabag you and give you a "hot lunch." Then I'll give you a golden shower - my wizz will clean you up. Finally, you can suck me off and I'll give you a "cold lunch"!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 19th April 2004 - 10:46:34 PM |
| 7158 : Fagbusters |
| PEUSSIE, YOU'RE AS DRY AS A CONCRETE ASSHOLE, AS ALWAYS. AT LEAST THE COLON COMMANDO'S GOT SOME SPUNK. |
| 20th April 2004 - 10:19:14 AM |
| 7159 : Colon Commando |
| Yeah, I've got spunk, all right - clinging to my eyelashes, dripping down my chin, and seeping out of my freshly-fucked asshole!... Speaking of which, I've encountered a minor quandry that you guys might be able to help me out with - Every time that I decide to engage in some good old man II man butt-slammin' during my lunch break, I get back to the office, resume my work sitting behind the computer console and run into a tiny problem... When I rise out of my chair to go and use the copier a few minutes later, I invariably notice, when I turn around and look at my ass in the mirror, that all the jizz that had been so lovingly injected up my shit chute earlier by "Lance Corporal" Francis Fuckhole has now gradually started to dribble out of my relaxed, fully satisfied culo and formed a huge, bloody wet spot on the seat of my trousers!!!... Somewhat embarrassing, wouldn't you agree? So, wanting to remain employed, I devised a plan: After my next lunchtime anal adventure, I attached (continued above...) |
| 20th April 2004 - 10:34:38 AM |
| 7160 : Colon Commando |
| (continued...) a kotex maxi-pad to my butt to stuanch the seemingly endless flow of gooey nut-chowder coming out of my ravaged man-cunt, thus avoiding any awkward "accidents" at work... The only trouble is, the adhesive tabs that keep the pad in place tend to stick to all the pubes that cover my hairy ass (and ano-genital region) and can make removing it a somewhat uncomfortable undertaking, to say the least! (rrrrrrippppppppp!!!!....). So, I respectfully ask for any suggestions or advice that you fine folks might be able to offer me regarding this somewhat frustrating situation - Thank You. |
| 20th April 2004 - 03:38:22 PM |
| 7161 : Colon Commando |
| Mubarak: Arabs Hate U.S. More Than Ever PARIS (Reuters) - Arabs in the Middle East hate the United States more than ever following the invasion of Iraq and Israel's assassination of two Hamas leaders, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak said in comments published Tuesday. Mubarak, who visited the United States last week, told French newspaper Le Monde that Washington's actions had caused despair, frustration and a sense of injustice in the Arab world. "Today there is hatred of the Americans like never before in the region," he said in an interview given during a stay in France, where he met President Jacques Chirac Monday. He blamed the hostility partly on U.S. support for Israel, which assassinated Hamas leader Abdel-Aziz al-Rantissi in a missile strike in the Gaza Strip Saturday weeks after killing his predecessor, Sheikh Ahmed Yassin. "At the start some considered the Americans were helping them. There was no hatred of the Americans. After what has happened in Iraq, there is unprecedented hatred and the Americans know it," Mubarak said. "People have a feeling of injustice. What's more, they see (Israeli Prime Minister Ariel) Sharon acting as he pleases, without the Americans saying anything. He assassinates people who don't have the planes and helicopters that he has." Israel says such killings are self-defense. But Mubarak said the assassination of Rantissi could have "serious consequences" and that instability in Gaza and Iraq would not serve U.S. or Israeli interests. "The despair and feeling of injustice are not going to be limited to our region alone. American and Israeli interests will not be safe, not only in our region but anywhere in the world," he said. Asked about Sharon's plan to pull out of Gaza, Mubarak welcomed any withdrawal that was agreed with the Palestinians and in line with a peace "road map" drawn up by the United States, the European Union , the United Nations and Russia. |