| 23rd February 2002 - 08:42:32 AM |
| 759 : Until |
| Several books have been complaining about a less than common ailment known as 'About' where the patient's hair turns into mincemeat and they start to eminate sounds which cna only be described as 'shallow'. A rather menacing piece of seaweed has been spotted leaving a golf club without the customary green bowler hat required to gain membership. The local coffee-makers society has not been notified this time around but the sea scouts have warned the public not to ask it for a new Hotmail account. The subversive nature of the nation's nail clippers was highlighted once more when a broken spoon was spotted trying to extract some syrup from its big toe. The offending article, and its accomplice, a dead coconut shy, might well be given a new fire extinguisher to place on top of their televisions in the hope of more packets of crisps crawling out from behind the video-sill. A new illness causing a man's head to shrink to the size of a volleyball was publicly unveiled yesterday. It could well be based on the premise that nothing actually exists and is designed to highlight the fickle nature of the planet's sweatboxes. It has not appeared to work however, as at the last time of checking, many philosophy tutors were still suffering from delusions of competence and that theirs was a profound way of viewing the world as opposed to a half baked supposition of forgetting to leave the cooker switched on when off searching for hula hoop magazines. |
| 24th February 2002 - 09:40:33 AM |
| 760 : Orgazma |
| Oh screech I worship thee and shall wrangle your hot nippular area some day. Mmmmm and make bum hair stew. Yes. |
| 24th February 2002 - 09:12:37 PM |
| 761 : Osama bin-Laden |
| I'm going to wrap my turban around my neck and kill myself afdter seeing this website! |
| 24th February 2002 - 09:16:27 PM |
| 762 : Mike |
| Are you in a recent Papa John's commercial? |
| 25th February 2002 - 05:36:15 AM |
| 763 : Oh My God! |
| I ****LOVE**** this putrid green on vile pink with damp baby blue!!!!!!
Sorry ladies, his love children are -*-*->>>>MINE<<<<-*-*- ! Fat Blossom. |
| 25th February 2002 - 08:16:16 AM |
| 764 : I have no name!!! |
| YoU aRe nOt The Real Dustin Diamond!! Ya San Jose Poof Boy |
| 25th February 2002 - 08:18:43 AM |
| 765 : ramalamb |
| You are from ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Dustin Dimaond |
| 25th February 2002 - 03:31:38 PM |
| 766 : Tammy Hardin |
| You play a great Screech, but it was hard to accept you as a teacher after watching you as a teenager on "Saved By The Bell". My main reason for writing is because a co-worker has raised my curiousity and I would like to know if the following is true. Are you the son of Neil Diamond, the singer and the brother of Mike D. from the Beastie Boys? |
| 26th February 2002 - 03:45:35 PM |
| 767 : Carl Anderson |
| Yo screech what was your all time favourite episode of saved by the bell and were you a geek in real life? R u into the wwf wrestling too. |
| 27th February 2002 - 12:17:19 AM |
| 768 : BIG SAM |
| HI, THIS IS BIG SAM FROM BIG SAM GUEST BOOK. LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE. |
| 27th February 2002 - 06:51:58 AM |
| 769 : Stephen Speilberg |
| hey dustin. I saw you in saved by the bell and was wondering if you would be in my next action/adventure movie. If you would like the script, then contact me on my personal email : -
chris_maan@hotmail.com. keep up the great acting!!!! |
| 27th February 2002 - 01:22:48 PM |
| 770 : James |
| Dustin[screech] you are so funny in saved by the bell. It's a shame that lisa doesn't find you attractive! |
| 28th February 2002 - 08:59:54 AM |
| 771 : y2Jerung |
| heii..there.
are u all have mirc script,if u all have it. can u send it for. |
| 28th February 2002 - 09:45:31 AM |
| 772 : PENIS! |
| PENIS! |
| 28th February 2002 - 09:46:18 AM |
| 773 : PENIS! |
| PENIS! |
| 28th February 2002 - 11:14:21 AM |
| 774 : what2002 |
| is this actually the proper dustin diamond website? |
| 28th February 2002 - 08:14:56 PM |
| 775 : Joshua Bergin |
| AHHHH This page sucks. Dustin Diamond can suck my fat cock! |
| 28th February 2002 - 08:29:28 PM |
| 776 : ass |
| <img src="http://www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg"> |
| 28th February 2002 - 10:26:47 PM |
| 777 : URKEL, BITCH!!!!!! |
| SCREECH I'M CALLIN' YOU OUT!!!! IT'S GO TIME!!!! I'M TIRED O' YO' CRAP, AND I AIN'T HAVIN' THAT NO MO'!!!!!! FIRST GO ROUND RIGHT NOW!!!!!! AND I WILL MOST DEFINATELY GET MY WALK ON!!!!!!!!!!! STARANG!!!!!! FOREVER LIKE URKEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 01st March 2002 - 01:13:29 AM |
| 778 : Peter Waldon |
| Is Screech a part of Hulkamania? |