| 29th September 2003 - 06:23:13 AM |
| 5030 : wini |
| I DON LAND HEREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| 29th September 2003 - 08:27:18 AM |
| 5031 : Wayne Rooney |
| Hey Dustin, my name is Wayne Rooney. You may or may not have heard of me but I play football (soccer) in England for a team called Everton Fc which is in Liverpool. I also play for England and I am the youngest ever goal scorer in the History of English Football. I am rated as the greatest ever Footballer to ever come out of England. I am only 17 as well and when I was young I always watched Saved by the Bell. It was great and is still on the tele. All the Best for them elections or whatever it is. Tell Arnie to go screw himself, he's not having my clothes, my glass and my motorcycle. I will be the Greatest ever footballer in the World. Watch out for me! Come Check Me Out as Arnie would say it!!!! Regards Wayne Rooney |
| 29th September 2003 - 08:35:44 AM |
| 5032 : England Rule |
| England rule. We hate America, go fuck off and get some sense of humour! Wayne Rooney Rules! It wasn't him with the message! It's was me! Michael Owen is Gay! Heskey has got of the banana boat with John Barnes and we fucking hate them! Beckham is a racist! He rules! America is shit, have you ever wondered why the fucking world hates you lot? because you are wankers! bring back big Bill, the only American with a bit of sense! Bush is a twat and he's got crabs!!! I have family in Texas and Canada and they even hate Americans!!!!! Ha! England hates you lot! Oh yeah, Friends rules! Chandler is so funny! And Rachell is fit! |
| 29th September 2003 - 12:04:20 PM |
| 5033 : english chap |
| blimey guvna, please give me one up the shitter! |
| 29th September 2003 - 02:14:18 PM |
| 5034 : Leonie |
| heey Dustin, Do you have a picture of yourself? Not an old picture but a new. How do you look now? -xxx- Leonie |
| 29th September 2003 - 04:13:26 PM |
| 5035 : Marvin H. |
| Hi Dustin I just wanted to say that I've always been a big fan of you and saved by the bell even though I'm only 11 years old I still watch you in reruns anyway i was just wondering if you ever got the chance to fuck elizabeth berkely in the ass because she seems really sweet and i think that you two would've made a cute couple. |
| 29th September 2003 - 04:43:00 PM |
| 5036 : Elmer Assfuck |
| I'm gittin' real real tired of everyone tellin' me that just becuz ah fuk mah sistur that it makes me a bad pursin. That's not the only action ah git, cuz every saturday night, me and mah frend Luke get shitfaced drunk and drive on up to the barn up behind Jack Cyrus's place. Then we mount chickens onto our dick shafts and spin 'em 'round while we listen to "Drink, Fight, Fuck" on the ghetto blaster. You cum so fuckin' hard man, trust me... |
| 30th September 2003 - 12:17:07 AM |
| 5037 : Mature Secret Admirer |
| Dustin, you have really grown up over the past 14 years! My children used to watch Saved By The Bell back when they were in high school in the early 90s. I would occasionally watch with them. I thought you were a big dork back then. However, I saw you on Fox's Celebrity Boxing and boy have you changed! You are a sexy man! Do you like older women? I'm 47 but I work out all the time now that my children are all gorwn up and have moved out! I get really wet every time I think of you. Would you like to meet me? I'll make you dinner. I'll give you lots of food to eat! Afterwards, I'll give you something else to eat - my wrinkled snatch! You can floss with my gray pubic hair! |
| 30th September 2003 - 01:53:56 AM |
| 5038 : savannah |
| Did you really make this site? Whats with the fruty early 90's colors? email me back. do it or rip ur head off and shit down ur throat |
| 30th September 2003 - 02:24:04 AM |
| 5039 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, your website is losing its edge. Please queer this site up a bit more. This used to be an edgy place to go to post or read erotic gay sex fantasies involving Diamond. However, your website "jumped the shark" around the time when you added your forum webpages. Please start posting here again or at least make this guestbook a little more fruity. Otherwise, your homosexual fan base will start to dwindle! What ever happened to Gwando? I haven't seen a post from him in weeks. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 30th September 2003 - 04:02:00 AM |
| 5040 : Molesterfiesta |
| I'm gonna steal Slater's gay bomber jacket and paint a huge dick on it. Then I'm gonna stick Screech's finger in a light socket and have him see Elizabeth Berkely's mediocre future. Then I'll beat the shit out of him and give him Kid's haircut from House Party. Jaleel White is gonna have a motherfucking crowbar lodged in his goddamn head and I'm gonna twist it like a fork full of spaghetti and feed it to that fat fuck Carl Winslow. That video from Hot Sundae better top TRL next week or I'm gonna detonate the nuclear warhead that I implanted in Screech's loving colon. One snap of his hot suspenders and it's 9/11 all over again. Sylvester the nerd is going to go postal on your nuts, beeitches. |
| 30th September 2003 - 04:14:29 AM |
| 5041 : Shitbox2k |
| Fuck you, asshole. Keep your damn hands off Jaleel White and Carl Winslow. I'm gonna be the bologna in a Family Matters sandwich. I'm gonna get fucked in every single orifice while we lay on the artificial turf at Dingey's Putt-Putt Mini Golf Course. I want to get bent over on the windmill while Carl sticks his nightstick up so far that I bleed peanuts, and Urkel fills my inner ear with his big black dick and cums on my spinal cord. So you just fuck right off. |
| 30th September 2003 - 12:30:15 PM |
| 5042 : leonie |
| hey lekkerding, kun je nederlands? Vast niet. Pak er maar vast een woordenboek bij. of vraag maar aan Mark-Paul Gosselaar. (he can speak Dutch) kusjes (kisses) Leonie |
| 01st October 2003 - 02:21:58 PM |
| 5043 : James |
| dustin your a dude i live in the uk and i watch saved by the bell every day |
| 01st October 2003 - 05:16:58 PM |
| 5044 : bill |
| could something be done about the font color/background color to make these posts easier to read... |
| 01st October 2003 - 08:53:36 PM |
| 5045 : the fonz |
| Hey Dusty, remember Zack Attack? "Friends Forever"? How about Glow Worms? The Garbage Pail Kids movie? Manimal? Remember how MacGyver had that noticeable long flowing mullet and nobody gave it a second thought? Man, the 80s were weird. |
| 01st October 2003 - 09:33:01 PM |
| 5046 : Thunder Boy |
| Is this website for real, or is it just to make fun of Dustin? Or maybe both? |
| 02nd October 2003 - 01:31:49 AM |
| 5047 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Thunder Boy, this website is definitely legit. It was set up to allow Diamond's gay fans to (a) post queer fantasies involving Diamond, (b) schedule gay sex with Diamond, and (c) tell Diamond how much he sucks. Read the messages - you'll find that most were written by flaming queers. One of my favorite fantasies is the one where I get naked, sit on Diamond's neatly trimmed beard, and then spin myself around like a top! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 02nd October 2003 - 03:05:57 AM |
| 5048 : Beldacil |
| Screech made the mothafuckin' Zach Attack. They were gonna call it the Screech Breach but decided that it sounded way too queer (even for a band with Mario Lopez in it). ouch! |
| 02nd October 2003 - 03:07:35 AM |
| 5049 : Dustin Diamond |
| Commuters in and around the nation’s cities spent almost an hour per week trapped in traffic during 2001, according to a report issued Tuesday. That is the amount of extra time congestion added during one week to a 25-minute commute, the nation’s average, according to the Texas Transportation Institute. Despite billions spent building and widening roads and expanding transit service, snarled traffic added an average of 51 hours of commuting time annually in 2001, up from 45 hours five years earlier, according to the report. Nationwide, the study found that congestion cost Americans .5 billion in wasted time and fuel during 2001. http://news.statesmanjournal.com/article.cfm?i=68535 (In our "great" modern society, our time is not valued at all, as long as we are busy guiding machines. We're so independent we can sit in traffic and breathe each others' cancerous exhaust. Truly this must be a brilliant design. Idiots, feast on the death you brought on yourselves with greed and paranoia.) |