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    27th October 2003 - 01:10:50 AM    
5422 : Stalker
IM COMMING FOR YOU.


    27th October 2003 - 02:46:14 AM    
5423 : Fagbusters
THE FALCON'S NEST WILL BE BURNED TO DUST WITH GOD'S PURE WHITE FIRE.


    27th October 2003 - 05:52:54 AM    
5424 : zoophiles
Zoophiles zoophiles


    27th October 2003 - 09:21:32 AM    
5425 : Janice
I like fakes. You can contact me anytime.


    27th October 2003 - 09:47:16 AM    
5426 : Janna St. James Priggie
There is nothing wrong with fakes, they can be more genuine than the original.


    27th October 2003 - 10:09:27 AM    
5427 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I've decided that I'm going to dress up as you on Halloween!!! I'll have to wear an afro wig and I'll glue a huge fake nose onto my nose, to simulate your grotesquely large 'snoz. I'll also wear crotchless leather pants and I won't wear any underwear! I'm going to a huge gay dance club - when they play "It's Raining Men," I'm sure that many queers will whip out their johnsons and shoot their loads all over me!!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


    27th October 2003 - 02:58:46 PM    
5428 :
IS ANYTHING HAPPENING HERE ?????????????


    27th October 2003 - 04:41:53 PM    
5429 :
i want 2 fuk u


    27th October 2003 - 05:11:40 PM    
5430 : Remember when...
Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where Slater brought his pet lizard Arnie to school and had you & Zack babysit Arnie and it died and AC blamed you guys for it? Remember when AC showed up in that alligator costume and pretended to be Arnie and had you guys in that lineup and Mr. Belding was dressed as a cop? Remember how noticeably hard you were in that scene and how embarassed you were when AC pointed out the tent that was forming in your pants? Remember when Belding popped a tent of his own as a result and kept rubbing up against you for the rest of the scene? Remember when Slater talked about what your punishment would be and you imagined it would be him drilling into you from behind with his beefy Mexican burrito while dressed as Arnie? Remember how happy you were when it actually came true? Remember how he rode you hard & serious and manhandled you like a ragdoll in your own dark bedroom? Remember how surprised you were when you flicked on the light and it turned out to be Belding the whole time?


    28th October 2003 - 12:00:23 AM    
5431 : The New Greatest Thing

THE TWISTY STRAW CATHETERS

with their new album

DISCO QUEENS OF THE TERRIBLE EPOCH

Featuring such hits as...

"Who Will Give Me Gonorrhea Now?"
"Testicular Olympian"
and
"Guano Orgy"

A supergroup with a song and a smile for every occasion.

"Synthesiser music has never sounded so queer."
-Rolling Boner

"Can we give negative stars?"
-Spit

"Very offensive."
-The Polack anti-defamation League


GET YOUR COPY TODAY!!!


    28th October 2003 - 12:22:44 AM    
5432 : The New Greatest Thing\'s Song List

Here's the track listing for the upcoming album "Disco Queens of the Terrible Epoch"
by THE TWISTY STRAW CATHETERS.

1. Who's Gonna Give Me Gonnorrhea Now?

2. Death Tickler

3. Guano Orgy

4. Buttcheek Armada

5. Birthday Spankings Every Day

6. Whitey Freak

7. Grandmother Pillager

8. Testicular Olympian

9. Tit for Brains

10. Polack Genocide

11. Buttfuck Pinata

12. Smoking is Bad for You

13. Loving a Gerbil

14. Ich Bin Der Scheissemensch

15. Bring Back the Queers


Life is wonderful.


    28th October 2003 - 01:29:24 AM    
5433 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, check out this definition I found on the Internet for "cookie game" - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cookie+game

I didn't realize that the cookie game is often played while watching you on Saved By The Bell!!! I thought my queer friends and I were the only ones who played the cookie game while watching you!!!

Are you really Belding's gay sex slave????

- Kurt Steinberg


    28th October 2003 - 01:41:37 AM    
5434 : Kurt Steinberg
"A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on 'Saved By The Bell.'"


    28th October 2003 - 03:28:46 AM    
5435 : Fagbusters
THE ZACK ATTACK ROCUMENTARY IS THE QUEEREST EPISODE EVER.
EVEN MORE THAN MISTER ROGERS AND MAX COMBINED.


    28th October 2003 - 03:35:01 AM    
5436 : Fagbusters
THE HIGH GEEK IS AS STRAIGHT AS A GRIZZLY'S DICK.


    28th October 2003 - 10:23:39 AM    
5437 : george
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    28th October 2003 - 10:26:52 AM    
5438 : The Booty Burglar
Dustin, I was released from prison yesterday. I would love to show you some of the new sexual moves I learned from my cellmate, Tyrone.

I will handcuff you to my bed and lodge 12 AA batteries up your cornhole for your pleasure. I will then blow my load in your eyes, to temporarily blind you. Next, I will eat burritos from Taco Bell and drop ass 6 inches from your huge nose. Finally, I will invite Slater into my bedroom and let him have his way with you.

After you read this message, you'll probably immediately lose your load in your pants. Do you still wear those rainbow-colored pants? Those turn me on.

- The Booty Burglar


    28th October 2003 - 12:21:22 PM    
5439 : Commen Sense
Everyone in this guestbook I have 2 words for you... YOU SUCK. get a fucking life. leave the poor screech alone. geez.


    28th October 2003 - 01:09:30 PM    
5440 : niggerlover
boobies


    28th October 2003 - 01:21:55 PM    
5441 : John Doe
You people should go to hell! What's with you?! Dustin's right your going down!

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