| 27th October 2003 - 10:09:27 AM |
| 5427 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I've decided that I'm going to dress up as you on Halloween!!! I'll have to wear an afro wig and I'll glue a huge fake nose onto my nose, to simulate your grotesquely large 'snoz. I'll also wear crotchless leather pants and I won't wear any underwear! I'm going to a huge gay dance club - when they play "It's Raining Men," I'm sure that many queers will whip out their johnsons and shoot their loads all over me!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 27th October 2003 - 02:58:46 PM |
| 5428 : |
| IS ANYTHING HAPPENING HERE ????????????? |
| 27th October 2003 - 04:41:53 PM |
| 5429 : |
| i want 2 fuk u |
| 27th October 2003 - 05:11:40 PM |
| 5430 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where Slater brought his pet lizard Arnie to school and had you & Zack babysit Arnie and it died and AC blamed you guys for it? Remember when AC showed up in that alligator costume and pretended to be Arnie and had you guys in that lineup and Mr. Belding was dressed as a cop? Remember how noticeably hard you were in that scene and how embarassed you were when AC pointed out the tent that was forming in your pants? Remember when Belding popped a tent of his own as a result and kept rubbing up against you for the rest of the scene? Remember when Slater talked about what your punishment would be and you imagined it would be him drilling into you from behind with his beefy Mexican burrito while dressed as Arnie? Remember how happy you were when it actually came true? Remember how he rode you hard & serious and manhandled you like a ragdoll in your own dark bedroom? Remember how surprised you were when you flicked on the light and it turned out to be Belding the whole time? |
| 28th October 2003 - 12:00:23 AM |
| 5431 : The New Greatest Thing |
THE TWISTY STRAW CATHETERS with their new album DISCO QUEENS OF THE TERRIBLE EPOCH Featuring such hits as... "Who Will Give Me Gonorrhea Now?" "Testicular Olympian" and "Guano Orgy" A supergroup with a song and a smile for every occasion. "Synthesiser music has never sounded so queer." -Rolling Boner "Can we give negative stars?" -Spit "Very offensive." -The Polack anti-defamation League GET YOUR COPY TODAY!!! |
| 28th October 2003 - 12:22:44 AM |
| 5432 : The New Greatest Thing\'s Song List |
Here's the track listing for the upcoming album "Disco Queens of the Terrible Epoch" by THE TWISTY STRAW CATHETERS. 1. Who's Gonna Give Me Gonnorrhea Now? 2. Death Tickler 3. Guano Orgy 4. Buttcheek Armada 5. Birthday Spankings Every Day 6. Whitey Freak 7. Grandmother Pillager 8. Testicular Olympian 9. Tit for Brains 10. Polack Genocide 11. Buttfuck Pinata 12. Smoking is Bad for You 13. Loving a Gerbil 14. Ich Bin Der Scheissemensch 15. Bring Back the Queers Life is wonderful. |
| 28th October 2003 - 01:29:24 AM |
| 5433 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out this definition I found on the Internet for "cookie game" - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cookie+game I didn't realize that the cookie game is often played while watching you on Saved By The Bell!!! I thought my queer friends and I were the only ones who played the cookie game while watching you!!! Are you really Belding's gay sex slave???? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 28th October 2003 - 01:41:37 AM |
| 5434 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on 'Saved By The Bell.'" |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:28:46 AM |
| 5435 : Fagbusters |
| THE ZACK ATTACK ROCUMENTARY IS THE QUEEREST EPISODE EVER. EVEN MORE THAN MISTER ROGERS AND MAX COMBINED. |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:35:01 AM |
| 5436 : Fagbusters |
| THE HIGH GEEK IS AS STRAIGHT AS A GRIZZLY'S DICK. |
| 28th October 2003 - 10:23:39 AM |
| 5437 : george |
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| 28th October 2003 - 10:26:52 AM |
| 5438 : The Booty Burglar |
| Dustin, I was released from prison yesterday. I would love to show you some of the new sexual moves I learned from my cellmate, Tyrone. I will handcuff you to my bed and lodge 12 AA batteries up your cornhole for your pleasure. I will then blow my load in your eyes, to temporarily blind you. Next, I will eat burritos from Taco Bell and drop ass 6 inches from your huge nose. Finally, I will invite Slater into my bedroom and let him have his way with you. After you read this message, you'll probably immediately lose your load in your pants. Do you still wear those rainbow-colored pants? Those turn me on. - The Booty Burglar |
| 28th October 2003 - 12:21:22 PM |
| 5439 : Commen Sense |
| Everyone in this guestbook I have 2 words for you... YOU SUCK. get a fucking life. leave the poor screech alone. geez. |
| 28th October 2003 - 01:09:30 PM |
| 5440 : niggerlover |
| boobies |
| 28th October 2003 - 01:21:55 PM |
| 5441 : John Doe |
| You people should go to hell! What's with you?! Dustin's right your going down! |
| 28th October 2003 - 01:55:06 PM |
| 5442 : john Doe |
| This site has problems. If you live in america leave now your no one. The cops are giting rid of this site. See ya bitches. |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:08:35 PM |
| 5443 : ryan mosley |
| I Really want to do Dustin. He has a great hind quarters |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:22:06 PM |
| 5444 : jim |
| Tom green is so cool and everyone wants the new tom green show back so lets get it back on the air |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:22:25 PM |
| 5445 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember that College Saved by the Bell episode where you had a fight with Zack over that one tennis girl and moved in with Mr. Rogers? Remember how much you missed Zack and dreamed that he would come into your room at night and carry you out of bed and take you back to your old room and have sweet unprotected sexual relations with you in your old bed? Remember when you dreamed that it actually happened but when you woke up, you found yourself in Rogers' bed instead and he had his massive, muscular arms wrapped tightly around your fragile, minuscule frame? Remember when you struggled to get away but he held you down and forced you to wear his old football jersey & shoulder pads and nothing else? Remember how much you bled & cried when he forced himself inside you and ravished you for a good 20 minutes? Remember how you fell deeply in love with him at that very moment, only to have your heart broken when he called out Slater's name during climax? Man, you should have seen the look on your face! |
| 28th October 2003 - 03:34:16 PM |
| 5446 : bill |
| Ya Tom is pretty phat |