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    07th January 2004 - 06:49:35 PM    
6120 : Senior Pervert
Wow! And I thought that I was the only one who had an enema and panty fetish. I take very frequent enemas, usually after my wife goes to work in the AM. It's usually quite a production. I hang several pairs of silky panties around the bathroom, then proceed to take 2 or 3 hot enemas, while lying on my back with my panties pulled down on my thighs, or on my hands and knees (sort of gives a feeling of subservience). I also masturbate very slowly, but make sure that I don't cum until I'm almost finished with my last enema. Afterward - I feel SO mellow. In fact, I've I just finished taking three enemas and am sitting here at my computer wearing the pinkest full cut silky panties, reading this message board and looking at pictures of Diamond! What a life!


    07th January 2004 - 06:58:01 PM    
6121 : trin
Has anyone ever done a simulated period while wearing tampons or pads? As in something in your anus - I heard jam and water. Wondering if anyone has done it and your thoughts on it.


    07th January 2004 - 09:19:14 PM    
6122 : diflucan
Diflucan diflucan


    08th January 2004 - 02:17:07 AM    
6123 : Kurt Steinberg
I want to play a little fantasy game - it's called "Diamond Dump." I'll eat some Taco Bell and then I'll get naked and situate my ass about 3 inches from your face. Next, I'll pretend that your lips are a toilet seat and take a dump!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


    08th January 2004 - 03:01:50 AM    
6124 : Fagbusters
THAT'S NOT FUNNY... I ONCE KNEW A FAT NASTY BROAD-WE REFERRED TO HER AS THE SEXUAL WHOPPER-WHO FUCKED HER MANAGER IN THE TACO BELL COOLER... EVEN IF TACO BELL DIDN'T ALREADY MAKE ME NAUSEOUS, THERE'S NO WAY I'D STEP FOOT IN ONE NOW.

BUT YEAH, DIAMOND DUMP IS A GREAT NAME THOUGH. BUT HOW ABOUT YOU GET THE SHITS AND STICK A HOSE UP YOUR ASS AND DIAMOND CAN SIPHON YOUR ANUS?

QUEER FILTH.


    08th January 2004 - 03:04:20 AM    
6125 : David Evans
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    08th January 2004 - 03:10:41 AM    
6126 : Damage the Internet
Could you please quit the advertisements?
I know that many have the notion that we must suffer in the midst of our enjoyment, but that is idiotic, and nobody here with an ounce of sense is going to jump up and find out about your stupid products, you half-assed carnival barkers.


    08th January 2004 - 07:44:42 AM    
6127 : j and s
to kurt steinberg, ub r the nastiest, most disgusting, pervy, GAYiest bloke we've eva met. get a life, cos ur so bloody bored that all u do is chat bout masturbating!!!
Wanna get a red hot poker stuck up ur filthy fuckin' arse? Im free 2morro!


    08th January 2004 - 07:50:50 AM    
6128 : j and s
well KURT STEINBERG, U want to ave gay sex wiv diamond 2! u fckin idiot!!!


    08th January 2004 - 07:50:52 AM    
6129 : j and s
well KURT STEINBERG, U want to ave gay sex wiv diamond 2! u fckin idiot!!!


    08th January 2004 - 08:28:27 AM    
6130 : Scum Fucker
Quick, call the grammar police!


    08th January 2004 - 04:50:28 PM    
6131 : Happy goLucky
Oy mate! I'm gonna give it to ya oop shitta!


    08th January 2004 - 08:05:09 PM    
6132 : I HATE MEXICANS
IF YOU SEE A MEXICAN KILL A MEXICAN. MEXICAN'S ARE THE SCUM SHIT OF THE EARTH


    08th January 2004 - 08:42:12 PM    
6133 : me too
yeah, i hate mexicans too, but i'd still fuck their incredibly hot women. DAMN!


    08th January 2004 - 10:46:50 PM    
6134 : Kurt Steinberg
David Evans (message 6125), let's get together for gay sex! We can talk about mortgage refinancings after you drink my hot load!!!

J & S (message 6128), you should join us and we'll make a queer train!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


    09th January 2004 - 01:22:39 AM    
6135 : IMPORTANT MESSAGE
Webmaster:
There ARE many minors that may view this website.
I think it should be larger, more colorful and easier for the li'l tykes to read. Research shows that British spelling really confuses children, especially small ones.
Thanks!


    09th January 2004 - 06:05:23 AM    
6136 : j and s
to kurt steinberg, y da fuck would we wanna av sex wid u????? we av better fings to do unlike u who's just obsessed wid shagging gay men!!!!!


    09th January 2004 - 09:22:57 AM    
6137 : lavitz
i love saved by the bell! i remember the very first (and so far only time) i ever met dustin diamond, who played "screech" on the show. here is my story.

it was a one night stand about 3 months before i came out of the closet. it started out innocent, i was at the gym in downtown hollywood running laps above the basketball courts when, from out of nowhere, dustin diamond came up the stairs and started stretching. i caught him checking me out, he started running laps and i headed over to the elliptical machines that are on the west side of the track and watched him run for a while. i headed down to the weight room and a few minutes later he came down, we started competing with each other on the nautilus machines, we didn’t say a word the entire time that we were in the weight room. after about 20 minutes of lifting i headed to the locker room to shower off and he followed. i went to the last shower room and started to lather up, dustin came in a couple minutes later and took the shower right next to mine, he had a surprisingly huge dick about 9 1/2 inches and very thick like his big fat nose. his pubes were also very neatly trimmed like his beard so i knew that he was an experienced homosexual. he ask if i wanted to go get a drink and i agreed and we got out of the showers before we got caught. i went with him back to his place and sat on his couch which was covered entirely in a smooth velvety fabric, we had a couple shots of vodka and then he started very slowly reaching down my pants... next thing i remember we are both naked and i was giving him a blow job, after a few minutes we headed to his bedroom, i was on bottom and he was straddling me. we made out for a couple minutes and then dustin took out a small black bottle of wet platinum and started applying it to my ass, obviously having done this before. i am double jointed so i got into a position normally referred to as the pretzel where i put my feet up in the air and then locked my arms into them so that we were face to face while he was pounding me. i cant begin to describe the feeling of my first fuck it hurt like hell because he was so huge but it also felt so good at the same time. after dustin was done it was my turn to be on top. he liked to be penetrated while on his knees so i did him doggie style. i spent the best 2 hours of my life in his bedroom which oddly enough was covered with george michael posters.

i almost forgot to mention that i could not walk the next day...


    09th January 2004 - 10:45:11 AM    
6138 : Lenny
http://www.motivegrounds.com/media/sk8r.wmv


    10th January 2004 - 03:45:58 AM    
6139 : NIGGERS ARE FUNNY
the average nigger has an iq of 75, a white person with a 75 iq is considered retarded. THAT'S FUNNY.

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