| 21st January 2004 - 02:53:04 AM |
| 6234 : thehappykobold |
| fuck da man be4 he fuck U |
| 21st January 2004 - 02:32:04 PM |
| 6235 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember that one Saved by the Bell episode when the school struck oil and everybody dreamed about how rich they were going to be? Remember how there was an accident and oil spilled into the school pond and killed all the animals that you & the gang had just returned to the pond after having bonded with them as part of a class assignment? Remember how upset Zack & Mr. Belding were when their little duck Becky died? Remember how much fun Zack had whenever he forced the duck to deep throat him while Belding fingered it from behind? Remember how loudly it would quack? Remember how Zack was unable to accept Becky's death and kept the duck's dead body with him for days as he continued to clean the black oil off it in vain? Remember how you tried to comfort Zack and told him that you would do anything for him to make him feel better? Remember when he had to dress up as a duck in a really ragged duck suit and forced you to deep throat his bleach-haired cock while roughly choking your long, slender neck? Remember how he turned off the lights so it would be easier for him to imagine that you were Becky? Remember how he kept calling out the duck's name in ecstasy every time he tightly squeezed your neck? Remember when you felt something enter you from behind but you couldn't tell what it was because the lights were out and Zack was still face fucking you & it was too dark to see? Remember how it kept going farther & farther up your colon and you couldn't help but grow an erection? Remember when Zack finally blew his load down your throat & switched on the lights and you turned around just in time to see Mr. Belding pulling his arm out of your horribly stretched ass and it was completely covered in black oil & mashed chunks of your shit? Remember how you proceeded to lick Belding's arm completely clean like the nasty little fecal muncher that you are? |
| 21st January 2004 - 02:58:14 PM |
| 6236 : Google Dance Tool |
| http://www.angelfire.com/pop2/google-dance-tool |
| 21st January 2004 - 04:00:02 PM |
| 6237 : Zack Morris |
| HEY WHAT'S UP SCREECH I SAW YOUR POST TO ME I'LL MEET YOU AT THE MAX LATER K?! |
| 21st January 2004 - 04:30:31 PM |
| 6238 : Leaky Ass Queer |
| Welcome back remember when guy, that was one of your best pieces. |
| 21st January 2004 - 05:18:12 PM |
| 6239 : ZACK MORRIS |
| HEY I WENT TO THE MAX AND YOU WEREN'T THERE WUTS UP WITH THAT |
| 22nd January 2004 - 04:39:56 AM |
| 6240 : Fagbusters |
| SWEET. NOW AT LEAST THERE WILL BE A LITTLE BIT OF CLASS IN THIS BITCH. |
| 22nd January 2004 - 06:48:26 AM |
| 6241 : |
| you might wanna learn how to spell before you make a fucking website |
| 22nd January 2004 - 04:21:51 PM |
| 6242 : |
| hey |
| 22nd January 2004 - 04:49:20 PM |
| 6243 : NICK HAGEN |
| DEAR DUSTIN I HAVE BEEN WATCHING SAVED BY THE BELL FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT I THINK YOU AND PAUL MAKE A CRACK UP A LOT ON THE SHOW P.S. WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT SO EMAIL ME SOMETIME MAYBE I CAN GOT AN AUTROPGRAPH FROM YOU. ARE FAN NICK HAGEN |
| 22nd January 2004 - 05:58:30 PM |
| 6244 : HATE THIS BITCH\'S |
| WHUT UP IM REPRESENTING THE 831 HERE IN CALI AND ANY OF U MOTHA FUCKAS THAT US CAN CHOKE ON THIS MEXICAN CHORIZO DONT HAYE US CUZ UR NOT US . CRAZY MEXICANS TAKING OVER |
| 22nd January 2004 - 07:12:12 PM |
| 6245 : Little Sissy Timmy |
| Hi Dustin, thought I'd drop by to tell you about my fantasy. I am dressed in a pale blue sailor-style dress with a very short skirt that's puffed out with starchy white petticoats so my white ruffled panty is clearly visible. I have on a white garter belt and white nylon stockings, anklets with lace trim, and high heel Mary Jane shoes. No wig, I am clearly a sissy-boy, but there are baby barretts in my hair and a darling white satin bow. I am the flower girl at my ex-wife's wedding. I must walk down the isle with all of our friends laughing at me. I turn around, beet red and blushing. And in front of everyone I put my legs together and wet my panty. I just tinkle like a toddler, simpering and crying. I try to run away, but the grooms men catch me and take me to my ex-wife who pulls me over her knees and spanks me, my legs kicking like a baby. When I look up at her I realize that she has your face, Diamond, and as I let out a big girly squeal I mess my diapers and hot spicy poo-poo leaks out all over lap. |
| 22nd January 2004 - 08:07:38 PM |
| 6246 : Happy goLucky |
| Fuck you Cholo bitch. |
| 23rd January 2004 - 01:43:44 AM |
| 6247 : yourin nation |
| rob you suck as well as your spelling and gay internet ebonics long live screech death to false metal hail to the king \m/ |
| 23rd January 2004 - 12:20:27 PM |
| 6248 : |
| nigger |
| 24th January 2004 - 11:38:49 AM |
| 6249 : dwight |
| dear dustin diamond iam your most biggest fan now and i would really like to meet you very soon and i love your show saved by the bell and dustin i would like to see you on television again cause you havent been on anything lately so ill be looking foward on meeting you for the first time ok thanks |
| 24th January 2004 - 04:36:14 PM |
| 6250 : Ronnie Rectum |
| Hey website administrator, suck my motherfuckin' dick, you shit-lickin' asswipe. You probably fuck your mother up the asshole, don't you? What a little, wet, wimpering vagina you are! P.S. Herbert Mantooth, you are the love of my life and I want to ram my shit-covered cock up your juicy rump-hole and then suck your balls raw, you big-city bad-boy bitchass buttfuck!!! Then I want to piss in your ass... |
| 24th January 2004 - 05:19:25 PM |
| 6251 : Kurt Steinberg |
| What's the deal with the fake website administrator??? I have no doubt that the real website administrator wants to promote the posting of homoerotic messages concerning Diamond! Diamond, let's get together for gay sex! I'll "tea bag" you while I take a dump on your head!!! Next, I'll give you a golden shower to clean off your face! Finally, I'll blow my wad in your eyes!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 24th January 2004 - 10:04:39 PM |
| 6252 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I'm thinking of filming a x-rated queer sex video. Would you like to participate? I'll call it "Kurt's Squirts," and I'll be the star of each of the many scenes. I'd like to have a scene would you where I do you in the cornhole, tea bag you, and then give you a Cleveland Steamer!!! Doesn't that sound like fun??? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 25th January 2004 - 08:37:59 PM |
| 6253 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I saw the Saved By The Bell episode the other day where a girl joins the Bayside wrestling team. On the girl's birthday, Zack and the gang gave her a cupcake with a candle inserted in the top of it. You asked for the candle because you said that you liked to eat wax, and then you ate the paper in which the cupcake was wrapped. Did you write those jokes yourself? They weren't funny at all! The "Remember When" guy should do a recap of that episode! - Kurt Steinberg |