22nd January 2004 - 08:07:38 PM |
6246 : Happy goLucky |
Fuck you Cholo bitch. |
23rd January 2004 - 01:43:44 AM |
6247 : yourin nation |
rob you suck as well as your spelling and gay internet ebonics long live screech death to false metal hail to the king \m/ |
23rd January 2004 - 12:20:27 PM |
6248 : |
nigger |
24th January 2004 - 11:38:49 AM |
6249 : dwight |
dear dustin diamond iam your most biggest fan now and i would really like to meet you very soon and i love your show saved by the bell and dustin i would like to see you on television again cause you havent been on anything lately so ill be looking foward on meeting you for the first time ok thanks |
24th January 2004 - 04:36:14 PM |
6250 : Ronnie Rectum |
Hey website administrator, suck my motherfuckin' dick, you shit-lickin' asswipe. You probably fuck your mother up the asshole, don't you? What a little, wet, wimpering vagina you are! P.S. Herbert Mantooth, you are the love of my life and I want to ram my shit-covered cock up your juicy rump-hole and then suck your balls raw, you big-city bad-boy bitchass buttfuck!!! Then I want to piss in your ass... |
24th January 2004 - 05:19:25 PM |
6251 : Kurt Steinberg |
What's the deal with the fake website administrator??? I have no doubt that the real website administrator wants to promote the posting of homoerotic messages concerning Diamond! Diamond, let's get together for gay sex! I'll "tea bag" you while I take a dump on your head!!! Next, I'll give you a golden shower to clean off your face! Finally, I'll blow my wad in your eyes!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
24th January 2004 - 10:04:39 PM |
6252 : Kurt Steinberg |
Diamond, I'm thinking of filming a x-rated queer sex video. Would you like to participate? I'll call it "Kurt's Squirts," and I'll be the star of each of the many scenes. I'd like to have a scene would you where I do you in the cornhole, tea bag you, and then give you a Cleveland Steamer!!! Doesn't that sound like fun??? - Kurt Steinberg |
25th January 2004 - 08:37:59 PM |
6253 : Kurt Steinberg |
Diamond, I saw the Saved By The Bell episode the other day where a girl joins the Bayside wrestling team. On the girl's birthday, Zack and the gang gave her a cupcake with a candle inserted in the top of it. You asked for the candle because you said that you liked to eat wax, and then you ate the paper in which the cupcake was wrapped. Did you write those jokes yourself? They weren't funny at all! The "Remember When" guy should do a recap of that episode! - Kurt Steinberg |
25th January 2004 - 10:45:05 PM |
6254 : Fagbusters |
I THINK THE NO HOPE WITH DOPE EPISODE WOULD BE FUNNIER, ESPECIALLY WHEN SCREECH'S BACK WENT OUT. |
26th January 2004 - 08:24:13 AM |
6255 : alan |
alan says hi |
26th January 2004 - 08:50:41 AM |
6256 : Laura |
Hi Im not being rude or sick its just i wanted to find out something as me and my mates were talking about this yesterday and one of them mentioned Zack from save dby the bell is dead in real life? They also said they couldnt remember if in real life which one was dead Screech or Zack? Im not being rude but i take it this is not true as i saw whoever used to play Zack, on NYPD Blue late last thursday nite, well early friday morning....please let me know. Sorry if you have taken offence just wanted to clarify rumour. Many Thanks Laura. |
26th January 2004 - 11:00:29 AM |
6257 : Luciana Ferreira |
I would like to send a little gift to Fred Durst, but I do´nt know how can I send from Brazil. |
26th January 2004 - 11:03:33 PM |
6258 : Dear Laura |
Unfortunately, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who plays Zack on Saved by the Bell, died from a cocaine overdose late last year. Episodes of NYPD Blue, like all other television shows, are filmed several months in advance of their airdates, so episodes featuring Mark were obviously filmed well before he died. Rumors that he died while snorting cocaine off of Screech's sweaty bare ass cheeks are, so far, unconfirmed. |
27th January 2004 - 08:27:43 AM |
6259 : roe |
Dustin is cool. Too bad he isn't on tv anymore. Check out www.liespeopletell.com |
27th January 2004 - 08:47:54 AM |
6260 : L V |
Hallo, wenn Sie Teil des spectacle dann nur sind, kommt heraus und sagt es. Es ist nicht schlecht, Homosexuelle zu sein. Es ist schön. |
27th January 2004 - 09:33:07 AM |
6261 : Kiiim |
Love yah Steven |
27th January 2004 - 10:25:21 AM |
6262 : Remember when... |
Hey Screech, remember that one SbtB episode where a new girl wanted to join the wrestling team but the team didn't want her to join? Remember how she thought it was because she was a girl but, unbeknownst to her, the REAL reason was because it would have screwed up the team's homosexual rankings among the members? Remember how much you secretly wished you could join too but knew that they wouldn't take you in because of your pitiful physique? Remember how you tried your best to bulk up by working out and eating nothing but power bars sprinkled with weight-gaining powder & grasshopper bits? Remember how you weren't gaining any muscle mass but started getting flabby instead so you cut back and resorted to eating nothing but candle wax & paper products? Remember when you finally started to get back into a decent shape but nobody noticed because the new wrestling chick was the center of everybody's attention at the time? Remember when she noticed you looking pitiful and felt sorry for you so she invited you over to her house after wrestling practice to talk? Remember when you were in her room and she told you to close your eyes and not to open them until she said so? Remember when you smelled something fishy so you peaked anyway and opened your eyes just in time to see her attempting to use your enormous gonzo nose to stimulate her smelly snatch? Remember how disgusted you felt to be touching a girl in a sexual manner like that for the very first time? Remember how much you cried as you ran down the street away from her house as fast as your thin bony legs could take you, your arms flailing in the wind? Remember how good it felt to have the wrestling team finally notice you as they washed your tears away when they each took turns ejaculating all over your face? Remember how much you cried again when they said you still couldn't join the team anyway? Damn, even The New Class still be laughing about that shit! |
27th January 2004 - 10:30:47 AM |
6263 : |
hey screech you are cool man, i from the Nederlands end you are very cool!!!!!! you are my idol bay niels |
27th January 2004 - 12:01:32 PM |
6264 : Dustin D. |
I,m coming after all you fuckers who wrote that I am gay! Imma get your ip address and show up at your houses... just like jay and silent bob did in their strikes back film. You will all pay...I am screech, and you are dead! |
27th January 2004 - 12:09:19 PM |
6265 : Dustin D. |
I,m really a nigger! |