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21st February 2004 - 10:05:35 PM

6445 : Mary Mount

Dark Skies, your name should be DANK SHIT!!!
You've got skid marks on your brain.
Love,
Mary

21st February 2004 - 10:55:02 PM

6446 : Scott McWilliams

DUSTIN FAGGOT DIAMOND HAS HAD MORE FINGERS IN HIS ASS THAN A JAPANESE NAIL SALON

21st February 2004 - 11:00:53 PM

6447 :

Man this site blows!!! Whoever wasted time making this shit should be put out of their misery!!! Dutin diamond sucks ass, so do all of the other faggots on saved by the bell

21st February 2004 - 11:03:39 PM

6448 : Lisa Turtle

me and Mr. Belding used to snort lines of coke off the urinal at Bayside High then we used to have 3somes with Screech, i loved it when he dressed in those sexy clothes of his.

He always said he wanted to try darkmeat

21st February 2004 - 11:10:48 PM

6449 : Gary Coleman

Dustin Diamond approached me backstage after the Golden Globe awards one night and he offered some cash for some "hot interracial lovin'" as he called it, he always said he had a fetish for 10 year old black boys and claimed that iwas the closest he'd ever get to having one.

21st February 2004 - 11:23:22 PM

6450 : Dusin\'s Father

Holy fucking shit, i am so ashamed to have this buffoon as a son. He's not even a religious Jew, he used to come to Temple every schkputza and eat matzoah, but sadly he's living the hard partying life of a movie star. A gay movie star that is. Last week i caught him in our garage bent over the lawn mower and getting it from Mr. T and Zach.
I tried to mold him into a man, and he has disgraced me every passing second. I took him on hunting trips and even tried to teach him "manly" things like changing his car oil and how to chop wood, and he insisted on wearing his mother's cooking apron and playing with barbie dolls

Oy Vey!

21st February 2004 - 11:31:08 PM

6451 : Dusin\'s Father

21st February 2004 - 11:36:23 PM

6452 : LISA TURTLE\'S HAIRY MANSACK

ONE TIME, I TOOK A PIECE OF POOP AND THREW AT SOME ELDERLY WOMAN TRYING TO CROSS THE STREET! BUT MAN, WAS IT EVER FUNNY WHEN SHE CAUGHT IN HER MOUTH, TRYING TO SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF HER CRIBBAGE CLUB PALS (LIKE ALWAYS), AND THEN PROCEEDED TO CHOKE TO DEATH RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! THAT DAY TAUGHT ME A VALUABLE LESSON IN LIFE: POOP IS FUNNY!! FUCK YOU SCREECH!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE YOU MAN-SWORD SLURPING HOMOQUEEN!!!!

21st February 2004 - 11:43:26 PM

6453 : Dustin\'s First Girlfriend

I'll never forget the day he tried grabbing my chest during our first kiss, he started talking in the Screech voice and grabbed away, in truth it turned me on, i love nothing more than a 98 pound geek with an afro.

For valentines day he send me a lock of his pubic hair and i'll cherish this delightful gift until the day i die. I actually braided it and wear it as a necklace

HAHAAAHHAHA I'M JUST KIDDING I DON'T REALLY EXSIST, HE'S 30 YEARS OLD AND HAS NEVER EVEN KISSED A WOMAN

21st February 2004 - 11:46:02 PM

6454 : LISA TURTLE\'S HAIRY MANSACK

22nd February 2004 - 01:07:20 AM

6455 : Lisa Turtle

OK FUCKERS, SO I'M A LIAR AND DIDN'T DO ALL THAT STUFF. ASK ME FOR REAL, AND I LOVE BETTY, THE DYKE NEXT DOOR AND EATS ANY PUSSY SHE CAN FIND. CHOW DOWN, WHORE. AND NOW I'M ABOUT TO LOOK FOR LITTLE BROWN SUBMARINES IN MY CAT BOX....HUNGRIER THAN DUSTIN ON A RUMBLE THROUGH THE OUTHOUSE.

22nd February 2004 - 10:57:27 AM

6457 : Kurt Steinberg

Here's some articles about Diamond:

http://www.uwmleader.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/11/11/3fb1a800cc379

http://216.239.39.104/search?q=cache:sa10GJxawC0J:www.giantgenius.com/archives/000384.html+%22dustin+diamond%22+google&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

Here's a great quip about Diamond's band:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=loveruckus&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=4rc7j5%24b8g%40newsbf02.news.aol.com&rnum=1

This webpage has a clip of a song from Diamond's band:
http://www.sonancerecords.com/downloads.html

- Kurt Steinberg

22nd February 2004 - 03:39:35 PM

6458 : mojo

HEy thanks for the information. I read some of it and got to admit that it sounds liek all the other shit coming outta the thousands of non bands today. blah blah and more shit. but yeh, they all look good including that transexual singer wth the fake boobs. Kurt are you gay? I'd love to know and get a pic from yo if so, well cause I'm into grooving with the likes and licks of you. MOJO

22nd February 2004 - 07:35:44 PM

6459 : Ben Affleck

One time i was eating pork and beans while i was taking a shit on the bowl, then Matt Damon was walking around in our apartment naked, while whistling the theme to Saved By the Bell........i pulled my pants up without wiping and my logs looked like Screech

How do ya dem apples?

22nd February 2004 - 07:43:11 PM

6460 : Ben Affleck

sorry i had a typo, i was getting it from behind by Matt Damon's pole

i meant to say "How do ya like dem apples?"

22nd February 2004 - 07:51:27 PM

6461 : CAPTAIN CHING CHOW

ME HAVE SO MUCH ROVE FROR SCREECH
HE SO FUNNRY HE JOKES MAKE ME WANNA COOK UP SOME
PORKA FRY RICE

I MADE MY OWN SHOW IN CHINA CALLED
SAVED BY THE BEEF LO MEIN

WE HAD A CHINESE SCREECH
AND A MONGORIAN SRAYTA
AND A JAPANRESE ZACH MORRIS

MISTRA BRELDING EATA WITH NO CHOPPIE STICK, HE RIKE TO EAT WITH HIS FINGA

CHINGA CHONG CHING CHANG CHONG! WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME OF MY FRESH COOK WON TON?

22nd February 2004 - 08:29:55 PM

6462 : MOJO

You guys keep talking about cooking this and eating that, and shit and getting buttfucked, and fag this and fag that, but you don't have a fucking clue what you're really talking about...so get the fuck with it and check out these little places. They'll make you shrinking little scrotums feel cool again.

http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/SingingAssholes_of_Love.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Fudgepackers_2003_Review.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Mother_Teresa_Love_Book.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Kids_Safe_World.html
http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Angelic_CULOchorus.html

22nd February 2004 - 08:56:20 PM

6463 : Eric Roberts

22nd February 2004 - 11:29:40 PM

6464 : Kurt Steinberg

Here's a great review of the new CD by Diamond's band (as hard as it may be to believe, Diamond must actually be a better actor than signer! That's shocking to me!):

http://66.218.71.225/search/cache?ei=UTF-8&p=Rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&u=www.bassplayer.com/Reviews.htm&w=rosebud+%22salty+the+pocketknife%22&d=A4E1912226&c=482&yc=52723&icp=1

"The big problem with actors-turned-musicians is that their bands get much further than they should, based on novelty or publicity rather than the strength of their musical achievement. Take Salty The Pocketknife, for example, a proggy modern-rock quartet whose publicists prominently tout Dustin Diamond�Screech from Saved By The Bell�on bass. (Hey, it made me listen.) While the grinding, angular songs are certainly not trite or formulaic, they feature the unlistenably bad vocals of Rosebud, who himself sounds like a screeching gnome leaping around in someone�s drug-induced nightmare. Diamond capably holds down the odd time signatures, though he rarely ventures outside the mind-numbingly repetitive guitar riffs. You might listen to it once for laughs, but you won�t listen twice. "

- Kurt Steinberg

23rd February 2004 - 04:11:00 AM

6465 : Steve

Hey thats a good page

http://www.traumort.com

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