| 02nd March 2004 - 11:33:54 PM |
| 6601 : Anal Arthur |
| hey, I'll send you one little song so that you can learn something, you uneducated, foul-mouthed, pimple poppin', jerkin' off little punk heteros. Try to insult me again and I'll circumcize your noses. Like I said, the only pain you cause me is the pain in my side from laughing so hard while visiting the Crucifixion. " Now how is that for a strong statement? Even the local Father Bruno, pederaste and dog-fucker, our priest here in Shitville, loves it and told me that I should start re-writing a version of the Bible.It begins with "Once upon a time...." |
| 02nd March 2004 - 11:51:38 PM |
| 6602 : Doctor Enema |
| It's all here, no way around that and includes your favorite fag stories, the ones about you know who taking it in the ass and becoming a Dustbag on tv...and now we have more problems than we can imagine what with all of those weapons of mass destruction found here and there....SHIT! it's all here, friends:::::: http://www.geocities.com/pocitojuanito/Fudgepackers_2003_Review.html |
| 03rd March 2004 - 12:47:24 AM |
| 6603 : me again |
| wow... i am absolutely amazed at how incredibly unfunny that fudgepacker website turned out to be. did the princess do that on purpose, or is she just naturally unfunny like dustin diamond himself? |
| 03rd March 2004 - 01:48:56 AM |
| 6604 : |
| the real screech you the man |
| 03rd March 2004 - 03:41:02 AM |
| 6605 : Mr. Diamond |
| Yes I also noticed that as well 'me again'. Apparently the guestbook has been overrun by Princess Peussie and her band of unfunny dorks with nothing better to do. Maybe once they graduate high school they'll take a hint and realize they are not even funny enough to make 14 year olds laugh. |
| 03rd March 2004 - 09:02:53 AM |
| 6606 : Hello Mr. Diamond |
| This website is just trash. I'm tired of Jesus and Peussie and Clyde and Kurt and their shit here. I just want to talk about rimming my boys. |
| 03rd March 2004 - 09:22:16 AM |
| 6607 : Jimmy |
| Mr. Diamond, I read the note that Benny sent and was wondering if you did get fucked in the ass as he wrote. And a reality show on THIS? you've got to admit that it would be very cool to see you taking these guys in your butt for the world to see. Can we get together and talk about this? as for Mel Gibson, yes he did have that nasty party with Mr. Reeves who topped him inspite of having no brains. What can a GUY do? |
| 03rd March 2004 - 12:21:56 PM |
| 6608 : The Jew From Hell (Who Takes No Shit...) |
| I agree - Mel Gibson seems like the kind of guy who probably shoves corn cobs up his asshole and then licks the shit off of them afterwards... Hey Melly Boy, you can lick my sack, you goddammned, faggot-fuckin', shit-suckin', ass-lickin', kunt-faced bitch-hole... hahahahaha!!!!! Speaking of your high and mighty, self-ritcheous so-called family values, I had an ex-girlfriend who stayed up all night with you doing blow and fucking in a limo (with her girlfriend in tow, no less...) while your lovely wife sat quietly at home tucking the kids in bed and gestating yet another child (8 by now?...) that you forced her to have because, of course, the stupid fuckin' church mandates that you can't use birth control, you ignorant fuck... I could've dealt with all your stupid, phoney crap (unlike my mother, you weren't even born in Australia - you were born and raised in N.Y.C. until the age of 12 or 13, you Gallipolli-lickin', turd-munchin', poser piece of shit...), but when you started talkin' shit about (continued..) |
| 03rd March 2004 - 12:30:52 PM |
| 6609 : barbara jeane |
| Dustin! Are you still listening to 'THE CRASH TEST DUMMIES'?Are you coming back to Phoenix any time soon? To jog your memory, you were at the PV mall and you even did a small spot for me in regards to the children at the Hacienda de Los Angeles (A home for the most critially ill kids in Arizona) I think you're one of the nicest people out of California. How is your dad doing? Is he still balancing spoons on his nose? Chandelle had braces when you last saw her, now she's 22 and studying law. I would have written more, but with all the bad stuff people write on here, I doubt you read any of it. I really would like to know how you are doing. God bless you and your family. |
| 03rd March 2004 - 12:39:36 PM |
| 6610 : The Jew From Hell (Who Takes No Shit...) |
| (sorry - I ran out of space..)us Jews, you really pissed me the fuck off - and with your stupid fuckin', drunken, mealy-mouthed, piece of shit father saying that the Holocuast was "exaggerated" and "overblown" - well, I won't even dignify that with a reply, because, if anything, it was underestimated (Trust Me, I Know - My Uncle helped to liberate the concentration camps at the end of WWII, and some of the stories that he told me and the pictures that he showed me would blow your fucking mind... To think that people could be capable of such murderous cruelty to women and children is unimaginable to me... I might be a sarcastic fuckhead on the internet once in a while, but in real life, I'm usually a pretty nice, caring guy... l.o.l.)... So, to wrap things up - Fuck you Mel Gibson, you goddammned piece of shit - I wouldn't take the time to walk across the street to piss in your mouth if your head was on fire, you turd-lickin' shitrod... Peace out, bro... Jesus Saves... |
| 03rd March 2004 - 12:58:00 PM |
| 6611 : Judas Iscariot |
| "Open up the doors of the church and let me out of here - Too many people have died in the name of christ for anyone to heed the call..." C.S.N. |
| 03rd March 2004 - 01:29:28 PM |
| 6612 : Judas Iscariot |
| "Open up the doors of the church and let me out of here - Too many people have died in the name of christ for anyone to heed the call..." C.S.N. |
| 03rd March 2004 - 02:11:17 PM |
| 6613 : Princess Peussie |
| I HATE JESUS AND HIS DAD LIKE NO FUCKING TOMORROW! PUT THAT UP YOUR ASSHOLES AND SMOKE IT !!!!!!!!!!! |
| 03rd March 2004 - 03:23:54 PM |
| 6614 : |
| listen all you fucken fucks youl shit out your shit anfd eat our shit that we made of meat |
| 03rd March 2004 - 03:30:22 PM |
| 6615 : Nathan Mathers |
| I like to fuck eggs |
| 03rd March 2004 - 03:35:07 PM |
| 6616 : shrimper |
February 24, 2004 Dear Mr. President, This morning you felt compelled to introduce an amendment to the Constitution of the United States defining marriage as existing only between one man and one woman. You say that this will create "clarity." I would like you to share this clarity with my first grade daughter on her school playground, when the children, imitating their role models as they always do, will take up the issue. Because I dread those conversations with every fiber of my being. Challenged by another child, my daughter will declare forthrightly that of course her two moms are married. After all, we have wedding photos in our home, as any couple does. They show her two moms, fifteen years ago, in front of our Unitarian Universalist Congregation. Smiling, with many of our friends and family members around us. You see, we have not yet discussed with this seven year old, precocious as she is, the distinction between civil and religious marriage. She knows only that we are her parents, the o |
| 03rd March 2004 - 04:47:45 PM |
| 6617 : Mr. PResidunce |
| FUCK JESUS AND FUCK YOU TOO, AND I LOVE THAT DUSTIN AND THAT KURT AND THE REST OF THE FAIRIES HERE AND ABOUT...SHIT, I EVEN FOUND ONE SITTINGON MY TOILET BOWL LID LAST NIGHT. |
| 03rd March 2004 - 04:58:57 PM |
| 6618 : Jelqing Master |
| YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT JELQING IS? I'v ebeen working on jelqing with lots of buddies and it's great...getting that cock rock hard and shooting all over each other. HEY so there are some weird adventures, but even Dustin does it. Check this one out, and then get to work!! http://www.herbolove.com/community/bbs/guestbook.asp?category=25&user=7322 |
| 03rd March 2004 - 11:37:05 PM |
| 6619 : billy elliot |
| what has hapenned to this board??????/ it sucks now.it used to be agood place to find storeis about screech to masterbate to. but now its totally lame!!!!!!!! mr. diamond, please clean things up and make this board good like before. i promise, i think of you when i totally blow my load all over my computer monitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 04th March 2004 - 05:07:09 AM |
| 6620 : Benny |
| Hey Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again, you have not answered my last message I left you but that is okay because I have more questions. I have just learned from a friend that you were once sexually assaulted by Jaleel White who plays Urkel on Family Matters and that he forced himself on you next to a dumpster behind that one nightclub, The Viper Room, which is owned by Johnny Depp. Is that true? I also heard that you quickly recovered from the attack and now you even use it as part of your abrasive stand up routine at comedy clubs, saying that the belief that black men have large dicks is not true for all of them and also you say that their dicks smell unusually funny, "like they have been fucking monkeys or something," is that true too? |