| 12th March 2004 - 01:51:05 PM |
| 6741 : Princess Peussie |
| Hello, TURDS!! |
| 12th March 2004 - 02:19:39 PM |
| 6742 : MOJO |
| Hello everyone and in particular: to SINGALONG for that lovely poem. But I think you stole it from me, SING, ratsass, and THIS one is for you and everyone here::::: A POEM OF LOVE FOR YOU, JIZZ-FACE!!! Here's a TURD that I'm sendin' to you, You can eat all you want til YOU turn blue. A little shit never hurt no jerk, It's the only way you'll get to work. Put your cock to it, go for the smell, Get down and break wind like hell. Rock yer nuts, you ain't seen Peussie yet, Tongue in the hole, nitwit, I'll place my bet That you're down and dumb as you can get, Fuckin assholes (all of you), you ain't seen nothin' yet. My prick is strong whenever you're on my face, I'll walk on yer guts, I'll spray you with mace. And I'm so pleased that I can torture you now, You'll bellow for MERCY, you big jizz-filled cow. Put your balls to it, and go for it quick, Get down or I'll break your small dick, Rocks off, you motherfuckin' dude. You lazy half-assed prude, Get down and break some wind. My cock down your throat, like you've just sinned! My love is there, so deep in your hole, The rest is up to you, so rock and roll. Yeaheeyeaheeyeahyeahyeah Hoohoohoohoooo Naananannananananaaa Hooooooo! (gave up the rhyme, you scummy slime) I feel so good whenever I'm up yer rear, You make my troubles seem to appear. You're the one that I've been wanting to rape, 'Cuz no more screaming, your yap being taped!! Put your nips to it, go for the pain, I ain't stoppin' high wind or fuckin rain, I'll break you in half, you hunk of scum I'll take a hammer and work your balls like a drum. Get down and suck me until I blow my load, Rock and roll, you filthy fucking river-toad Get down and go for it! or shithead: HIT THE FUCKING ROAD!!!! LOVE. MOJO |
| 12th March 2004 - 04:42:44 PM |
| 6743 : To MOJO |
| That "poem" SingAlong put up was a song featured on Saved By The Bell. I guess you would actually have to watch the show in order to know that, which raises the question: what the fuck are you doing here? |
| 12th March 2004 - 07:53:20 PM |
| 6744 : To MOJO |
| MOJO, THAT IS TOTALLY AWESOME. YEH SAVED BY THE FLUSH is where it came from....LOVE YOUR VERSION THOUGH AS IT HITS THE TURDS ON THE HEAD!! for sure DUDE, let's have more of that shit and the MOJO VARIATIONS...and who gives a rats'ass about "who should or should not be here". FUCK "EM IF THEY CANNOT TAKE A BUTT FUCKING!!!!!!!! |
| 12th March 2004 - 08:02:26 PM |
| 6745 : To Mojo |
| Mojo, you is one fuckin' crazy mutha, I laft my butt off with the way you kickt ass outta that dumb fucker of a poem from that shitt-eatin tv show. MY MAN! Go, Man!!!Deliver the fuckin goods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 12th March 2004 - 08:10:52 PM |
| 6746 : Stevie |
| HEY WHO IS WRITING THIS SHIT ABOUT DUSTIN AND THIS SHITT Y ROMANTIC POETRY? AND WHO IS WRITING ABOUT 'HELLO TURDS'. LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK AND TALK ABOUT FUDGEPACKING. |
| 12th March 2004 - 08:13:17 PM |
| 6747 : Happy goLucky |
| Yeah, it was a mediocre song to begin with it and you copied it like crap, but it's not like anybody else was gonna do anything better. So you get a B- for effort. |
| 12th March 2004 - 08:21:21 PM |
| 6748 : Guod |
| This is the single most insane thing I have ever witnessed. You needed to know that. |
| 12th March 2004 - 08:59:42 PM |
| 6749 : Princess Peussie |
| Temper temper!!! Since when do piles of shit fly off the handle like this?? Mojo, what in the world have you started??? I'm going to pray for you evil mouth. As for Guod: you haven't seen anything yet, mother fucker...so bend and rim HappygoShitty's asshole. JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!! |
| 12th March 2004 - 10:38:28 PM |
| 6750 : Doc Enema |
| Remember in school and on Sesame St. how we had to break down sentences and tell how the work? well here is a breakdown, total breakdown of Mojo's poem, as fart as I see it: Hi, my name is Jim and I am very interestedin your ad! I am 50, white, 5'11", 190 lbs., full dark brown hair, clean shaven, married, and have a moderately hairy body. I could visit you during the days on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, or Fridays. I am totally passive with a guy; that is you can play with me all that you want! I do not smoke, drink, or do drugs. I am safe, clean, healthy, and discreet. I have been butt fucked a couple times in my life. Based on your ad I would be very interested in being slightly submissive. Remember no heavy pain! I could be interested in being stripped and then tied up and then you could have your way with me! I would vouch for a password if it became too intense! If you are interested please write back before I blow my nuts down your throat. Poem: You can eat all you break wind like hell. down and dumb as your balls to it you motherfuckin' throat, like you've just go for the pain, a hammer and work your balls down and go I could have written that somewhat clearer but some guy here was writing about how awful he is and he's drunk and all that kind of shit, so I thought this poem breakdown would help you all feel good, although I could'tn give a sphincter flapping. Smiles to you, Mary Mount! |
| 13th March 2004 - 12:53:06 AM |
| 6751 : tko |
| http://2.csx.jp/~jkd/moeko/ |
| 13th March 2004 - 12:56:05 AM |
| 6752 : John Querry |
| Mr. Diamond, as you may already know, I support your alternative lifestyle - I'm proponent of gay marriages and am a card-carrying member of NAMBLA. You and Mr. Steinberg can now tie the knot (figuratively and literally). I recently accused my opponent of being crooked. There's a number of guys who know that I'm also crooked, if you know what I'm saying (like me, "little John" leans to the left). John Querry |
| 13th March 2004 - 06:41:11 AM |
| 6753 : John Queeny |
| Fuckers, take leave of yer senses and spread those cheeks caus NOW YOU have something to read and think aboot::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Top of the mroning to you! :)! Nude Bears Only Zone if you like fatass men with no brains and big swollen balls ! I hope for the day wehn eevryone can speak again of Judy Garland without embarrasmestn.I will lisetn to anyone's cnovictions, but pray keep your doubts to yoursefl and unles they is jus. The distinctive characetr of a child is to always live in the tangible psenrte. Cowards die many times bfoere their deaths The valiant neevr taste of death but once. Patriotism is your cnoviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were bron in it. Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Exeprience is what you get form not reading it. Nveer criticize a man until you've walekd a mile in his mcocasins. I cnosider myself an average man, execpt in the fact that I consider myslef an average man. Leadesrhip in today's wlord requires far mroe |
| 13th March 2004 - 07:08:03 AM |
| 6754 : Johnny Blee Johnny |
| Time to open the door and pay off the whore, and Kurt agrees with me on this one. I hope for the day wehn eevryone can speak against Godliness and Shit like god and jesus without embarrasmestn.I will lisetn to anyone's cnovictions as long as they are mine, but pray keep your used condums to yoursefl\, mutherfucker. The distinctive characetr of a child is to always to feel the development of ones little penis and swollen balls Fuckers like Dustin and Kurt die many times bfoere their deaths at the National Enema Conventions. The valiant neevr taste of cum but once or twice a night. Being Republican is your cnoviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were bron in it and you can bomb anyone whether they like it or not, and call it GOOD SERVICE. Education is what you get from reading the constitution and not shit about President Bush and his mafia. Exeprience is what you get form not trusting the dog pound, or a pound of flesh, or even a pound of margarine, and any margareta mixes at the local food store. Right! Nveer criticize a man until you've walekd a mile to get in his underpants and see if he can take it in teh butt without crying and whining. I cnosider myself an dumbass man, execpt in the fact that I consider myslef an average turd and wants to walk my dog in peace and a splash of piss. Leadesrhip in today's wlord requires far mroe than a large sctok of gunboats and a hard fist at the crnoefcnee table. Yeh that is right!!!!!! crnoefcnee table!!!! go to a dictionary. I dare you, fucker! Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet bkore a chain to flush the toilet -- and nveer will. Bin in kakaland and want to leave now. Where is the exit? |
| 13th March 2004 - 09:38:44 AM |
| 6755 : Supreme Being |
| I am thrilled with what I read. You fans of this Dusty place are filled with humor and whackiness. Do not let the old farts drive you out. Keep up the spirit, and remember: THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS ASSHOLE! |
| 13th March 2004 - 11:32:34 AM |
| 6756 : Aliou Diallo |
| hi give me your number |
| 13th March 2004 - 12:00:09 PM |
| 6757 : michael maki |
| when will kingdom hearts be in to buy. thanks your pal Michael |
| 13th March 2004 - 12:24:37 PM |
| 6758 : Mort Mackerell |
| kingdom hearts are not some farts don't jumble love from shit above and let maki love Mike with dykes on a bik and here's comes the TURDS named Dustin and Kurt! ok it doesn't rhyme but it does discuss slime! GROOVE ON, FUCKERS |
| 13th March 2004 - 01:04:18 PM |
| 6759 : belding |
| Hey Johnny Blee Johnny (or should I call you Princess Peussie?), as the regulars have explained numerous times, this message board is for screech's gay fans to exchange gay stories about him. please refrain from posting your anti-American and anti-God rants here. America is the greatest nation in the history of the universe - in what other country can someone post homoerotic messages about screech while buttslamming an assistant principal with an annoying voice and huge nose? The U.S. is trying to eridicate the Islamic terrorist problem so that the rest of us can take it up the ass in peace! if you were one of my students, i'd send you to detention and let slater have his way with you/. |
| 13th March 2004 - 02:36:20 PM |
| 6760 : arielle |
| Dustin ur show @ western michigan university rocked, it was the funniest show i had ever seen. your great! i havnt laughed that hard in a long time. your welcome back ANY time, western loves you! im so honored to have been able to sit at the same dinner table as you. itwas absolutley the most awesome experience ever, i hope to see you preform again. keep on doing what ur doing... |