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    11th March 2004 - 08:40:50 AM    
6721 : Ass plunderer
dustin, i was just released on parole from prison where i learned new homosexual moves from my cellmate Leroy. leroy used to rape me every evening. since i got out i've watched severla sbtb episodes - i get rock-hard when you walk into a scene. lets' get together for sex. i'll show you some of the new moves i learned in jail.


    11th March 2004 - 12:06:07 PM    
6722 : Princess Peussie
Hi you Turds! Yes, I'm here and watching and find you all pathetic! My dog rims ass better than you fudgepackers can. Ass pluderer, go back to jail. you don't know a thing about butt fucking!!!


    11th March 2004 - 01:17:03 PM    
6723 : Nathan Bacon
http://www.fagsaregay.com


    11th March 2004 - 01:37:31 PM    
6724 : Mojo
Nathan Bacon: YOU ARE TOO FUCKING MUCH, DUDE, I'D LOVE TO EAT YOUR ASS OUT. L. Ron Dullard Way in LA? TOO MUCH, MAN, and I'll throw in a blow job and even suck your nuts for a few hours.
Very fine, fucker...very fine!!
MOJO


    11th March 2004 - 01:37:42 PM    
6725 : Jack Valenti
Kurt Steinburg is a god damn pussy! I'll take you on you silky little princess!!!!!!!!


    11th March 2004 - 04:15:46 PM    
6726 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. Thank you for taking time to answer my last message and I am sorry to hear about what Carrot Top did to you when you were younger. But I was also wondering about something my friend said about you. He said that you used to be friends with Jonathan Brandis who was on the TV show SeaQuest DSV as well as in that Rodney Dangerfield movie Ladybugs where he dressed as a female soccer player. My friend says that one time you spent the night over at his place when you were young teens and when you fell asleep you woke up to find Jonathan trying to penetrate you and you freaked out and shit all over yourself, which provided the lubrication needed for Jonathan to fully penetrate your tight butt. To add insult to injury, he then made you eat your bloody shit off his Star Wars bedsheets, is that true? Do you miss him now that he has committed suicide because he didn't get the role of Anakin in the new Star Wars trilogy? Do you even like Star Wars?


    11th March 2004 - 06:11:09 PM    
6727 : Dr. PeniSaver, tastes like cum
PeniSaver can do wonders for a man. Upon examining most men’s sexual dysfunctions, I realized that many of the problems are due to the fact that most men don’t realize that sex can be the source of their problems. Like a runner, the penis requires rest and rehabilitation in order to perform at its best. PeniSaver will help men keep their penises running at top speed. It will increase the quality of erections, help curb premature ejaculation, and it makes your penis more sensitive. It works by:

* Increasing sexual hormone production for recharging your sexual system
* Rejuvenating your sex life through improved blood circulation and increasing nitric oxide production
* Balances hormones like the testosterone-estrogen ratio for controlling premature ejaculation and for removing DHT from tissue for faster recovery
* Increasing sensitivity by channeling blood to the penis for maximum engorgement
After taking PeniSaver, you will also feel the positive effects in other areas of your life. You will find yourself


    11th March 2004 - 08:06:05 PM    
6728 : Manda Porter
Hey, I am a really big fan of yours...I just wanted to say hey and have fun....Love Manda Lynn Porter


    11th March 2004 - 08:22:27 PM    
6729 : Shrimper
BENNY, YOU'RE AT IT AGAIN...AND WOW DO YOU ASK THE GOOD QUESTIONS!!!!!!! But sure he ate that shit off this sheet cause he's a sheet shit eater. Maybe he doesn't like star wars but the sound of music ? you never know once you've got your tongue up some guy's asshole and are singing the blues.


    11th March 2004 - 08:28:19 PM    
6730 : Cockie BOY with swollen asshole!
I've been meaning to leave this information here but was somewhat worried for various reasons, as you might understand as you read this. I had a friend who DIED from excessive Jelqing! Yeh, I understand that sounds a bit strange but this is what happened: I'll call him Steve; Steve had a rather average penis size, about five inches or a little more, and his wife kept nagging him to have some injections or steroids or go to some penis doc who could do something for him. Poor Steve did everything he could think including those awful pumps someong here mentioned in a note. THAT didn't work but just made him sore and irritate the head of his cock. He learned about Jelqing and felt that THIS was his last possibility since the injections were painful and didn't last very long (not to mention the expense). So Steve started jelqing a few hours a day, got the equipment, strap ons and stuff and really went to it, only to have a bright red cock, trouble getting erect at all, and then his pal at work told him that the best erection EVER was to inject cocaine into the cock when soft and then try jelqing for a short while. It sounded a bit weird, but he had this bitch of a wife (probably out and banging everyone else in the neighborhood while he's trying to get a 6 incher at home), and he had his friend inject cocaine into his cock. He couldn't do it himself as he has a terrible aversion to needles, and sticking one into his penis was JUST TOO MUCH!!! so he tried this the first time and the cock got erect and the jelqing seemed to make it swell and slightly grow (must have been an illusion). Then he did it the next day, and the next and into a month. He told me about this and he seemed at least to be enjoying himself since he said that the orgasm at the end was a major blast, and why not! but after some 4 months into these injections, he noticed that his cock was changing color including the head, sort of a grey-purple color, but didn't check with his doc for embarassement. And on went the injections, although NOW he was doing it himself since his buddy backed out over the penis discoloration. The cock, all of it had turned purple, and then one day, while sitting in the bathtub, his penis fell off...NO FEELING THERE. It just dropped off. He was rushed to the hospital NOT by his wife, and is now waiting a penis transplant which isn't so funny as it sounds. IF THIS doesn't 'take' then he's not sure what to do now that he's a single man. I can understand his shock over all of this, but I think such injections can only cause serious problems. Not sure what to say about jelqing other than it certainly did NOT help Steve.


    11th March 2004 - 09:31:35 PM    
6731 : Happy goLucky
Ass Plunderer is a classy man. Fuck you Peussie. I wouldn't wipe my dog's ass on you, worthless cunt.


    11th March 2004 - 11:45:52 PM    
6732 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, you, me, and the Ass Plunderer need to hook up for manly love!!! Here's my queer fantasy - I want to do you in the cornhole while you toss Ass Plunderer's salad! I'll even give you a "reach-around" as I pound away! Doesn't that sound like fun??

Is Benny (message 6726) correct? I didn't know that you hung out with the kid from SeaQuest. Did he play with your "light saber" while he practiced for the role of Annakin Skywalker???

- Kurt Steinberg


    12th March 2004 - 12:14:18 AM    
6733 : Fagbusters
I HEARD THEY BOTH CRIED IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS. I BET THAT WAS PRETTY QUEER.

THE BEST PART ABOUT JONATHAN BRANDIS WAS THAT I BET WHEN HE WAS HANGING HIMSELF HE IMAGINED CHUCK NORRIS TEACHING HIM TO CLIMB THE ROPE BUT HE COULDN'T DO IT AND GO ASTHMA AND DIED. HOW FUCKING DUMPLING FACE. OR JUST DUMP FACE.


    12th March 2004 - 12:43:54 AM    
6734 :
fuck im drunk im so sad and i want to die please help me with my nervous condition im grinning like an idiot at the keyboard and i dont think anything is going to help me slit me slit me you fucks im not real im really dustin diamond or mario lopez or mr belding take your pick queens i dont care i hate you i hate the filipinos too dustin i identify with you but the cholo fuck mexicans are totally worse but the worst one is me because im so pathetic i want to die fuck you fagbusters


    12th March 2004 - 01:08:08 AM    
6735 : Fagbusters
FUCK YOU LOSER. GROW UP.


    12th March 2004 - 01:51:27 AM    
6736 :
Lollipop


    12th March 2004 - 02:06:04 AM    
6737 : Singalong
1, 2, 3, Bend!
1, 2, 3, Stretch!
1, 2, 3, Bend!
1, 2, 3, Stretch!

Here's a message that I'm sendin' to you,
You can do what you want to do.
A little work never hurt no one,
It's the only way to get things done.

Put your mind to it, go for it,
Get down and break a sweat.
Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Mind to it, go for it,
Get down and break a sweat,
Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

My love is strong whenever you're around,
I walk on air, I barely touch the ground.
And I'm so happy that I'm with you now,
You'll never see me in the lost and found.

Put your mind to it, go for it,
Get down and break a sweat,
Rock and roll you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Mind to it, go for it,
Get down and break a sweat.
Rock and roll you ain't seen nothin' yet.

My love is there for you,
The rest is up to you.
Yeaheeyeaheeyeahyeahyeah
Hoohoohoohoooo
Naananannananananaaa
Hooooooo!

I feel so good whenever you are near,
You make my troubles seem to disappear.
You're the one that I've been searching for,
'Cuz every day I love you more and more.

Put your mind to it, go for it,
Get down and break a sweat,
Rock and Roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Mind to it, go for it.
Get down and break a sweat,
Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Get down and go for it!


    12th March 2004 - 02:40:00 AM    
6738 : Al\'s Singapore hotels & Malaysia Hotel
Do you know where I can get more info on this subject..cheers
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    12th March 2004 - 06:14:58 AM    
6739 : Mark
gifts


    12th March 2004 - 06:37:55 AM    
6740 : redy
your all idiot

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