| 26th February 2004 - 07:48:50 PM |
| 6511 : jo3y |
| you all are assholes. assholes i tell you ! |
| 26th February 2004 - 07:55:58 PM |
| 6512 : Bernie Butthole II |
| Actually ladies (and I use the term VERY loosely...), I am in very good shape, EXTREMELY good looking, quite intelligent, have a beautiful lady friend (a couple, actually...), and play guitar and sing in a killer rock band that you've probably heard of (but we won't even go there - the last thing I need is one of you psycho bitches showing up at one of our shows and freaking out or some stupid shit... l.o.l.). I also have a big dick and have slept with three women at once before - and had my buddies film it!!! (one of the many benefits of being a fineass rock stud...) So you can think whatever you want- I have nothing against you personally, I was just in the mood to rattle someone's cage and you seemed like an easy mark... So, no hard feelings honey, you just sound like you need some good dick... Hell, I might even kick you down a sympathy fuck if you ask me real nice... hahahaha!!! I should have known that you couldn't take the heat!! Awwwwwww.... pweeeese don't cry, honey.... Love, Bernie |
| 26th February 2004 - 08:19:55 PM |
| 6513 : Bernie Butthole II |
| JUST KIDDING, GALS....I'm a fag, love to get fucked by as many dudes as possible...and have been known to suck and get fucked by over 20 guys in one night. My sister even calls me "You fucking princess.." So let's just have that Reality check.....It's now YOUR turn. Bernie |
| 26th February 2004 - 08:27:50 PM |
| 6514 : Bernie Boy |
| Oh and by the way, Ms. Tan, I just checked out that stupid-ass website that you posted a link to below... Very interesting, to say the least... What the fuck is up with that shit?! You must run in some pretty fuckin' strange circles - otherwise, how would you even know that such a lame, gayass website exists?! Jelquing? I've never heard the term before in my life and you're a fuckin' weirdo. However, there was one product offered for sale there that I think you might be interesting in ordering - It's called Femax VI, I believe, and it's designed to tighten up loose vaginas - a problem that I can only imagine you're all too familiar with... I swear, you're probably about as tight as a bucket of warm water... Fucking you must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!!! I mean, even a 747 looks small when it's landing in the Grand Canyon... Peace Out. |
| 26th February 2004 - 08:38:09 PM |
| 6515 : Bernie Boy |
| Oh and by the way, Ms. Tan, I just checked out that stupid-ass website that you posted a link to below... Very interesting, to say the least... What the fuck is up with that shit?! You must run in some pretty fuckin' strange circles - otherwise, how would you even know that such a lame, gayass website exists?! Jelquing? I've never heard the term before in my life and you're a fuckin' weirdo. However, there was one product offered for sale there that I think you might be interesting in ordering - It's called Femax VI, I believe, and it's designed to tighten up loose vaginas - a problem that I can only imagine you're all too familiar with... I swear, you're probably about as tight as a bucket of warm water... Fucking you must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!!! I mean, even a 747 looks small when it's landing in the Grand Canyon... Peace Out. |
| 26th February 2004 - 09:15:50 PM |
| 6516 : Chachi |
| Watch out. The Chach may soon be making a comeback! DA CHACH |
| 26th February 2004 - 10:20:10 PM |
| 6517 : Fagbusters |
| YOU ARE ALL VILE SCUM OF GOMORRAH AND SHALL BE FLUSHED LIKE SEMEN STAINED KLEENEX WITHIN THE COMING DELUGE. YOU CLAIM TO KNOW GOD BUT ONLY IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE AND NOT IN THE SPIRITUAL SENSE. THE PATH TO THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS NOT PAVED WITH USED CONDOMS AND FRENCH TICKLERS, YOU FUCKING FRUITS. TASTE MY PAIN, BITCH! |
| 26th February 2004 - 11:20:39 PM |
| 6518 : Martha Washington |
| Dear Fagbuster, you can take Jesus and God and shove them both up your rotten stinking hole. Kingdom of fucking god indeed! YOU TURD! |
| 27th February 2004 - 05:35:57 AM |
| 6519 : MalcolmC |
| Sexed up fat girls are good. |
| 27th February 2004 - 06:49:53 AM |
| 6520 : Benny |
| Hey Mr. Diamond, I once heard that actor Bob Golic (Mr. Rogers on SBTB college years) actually raped you in real life in his dressing room and emptied the contents of his nut sack deep into your tight scrawny butt, is that true? |
| 27th February 2004 - 07:12:33 AM |
| 6521 : DIAMOND |
| Yes, Benny, that is correct. Then he took a piss right inside of me, giving me that enema I've needed. But funny thing, THEN he got down on his knees and had me empty the waste into his mouth...what a funny guy, that Mr. Rogers! We were friends for so long.... |
| 27th February 2004 - 08:14:53 AM |
| 6522 : King Baggy Anus |
| Hi Queers Can someone help me out with tips to eat my own cum please? I loose the will to do it when I ejaculate, I dunno if it's the blood or the smell that makes me nauseous but I just can't seem to get it past my lips. Any hints greatly appreciated - Steinberg, you like tasting your own diseased goo don't you? As a fellow sufferer of The Gay Plague what advice can you give me for getting some of this tainted man custard down my thirsty gizzard? Love you all! |
| 27th February 2004 - 11:50:41 AM |
| 6523 : ninja killer 1 |
| umm why so much shit ass and other such words some people just have bad people skills..... |
| 27th February 2004 - 12:42:01 PM |
| 6524 : ............................. |
| KURT STEINBERG IZ A SHIT! |
| 27th February 2004 - 03:23:36 PM |
| 6525 : assboy |
| Hey ninja killer, you, Hitoshi and I should get together for a gay bukkake session! I can even invite Maragret Tan over so she can lick off our feces-covered members when we're finished!!! It will be all too beautiful! |
| 27th February 2004 - 04:18:34 PM |
| 6526 : non of ur bisness |
| dis website is so funny!!!!!! if u are an idiot go to this website www.feetman.com (lol i sended it to somone i hate and dat person freaked out and axulythought it was a virus!!!!lol |
| 27th February 2004 - 06:10:35 PM |
| 6527 : Judy Shrimper |
| And I know someone who said this a while back.... "Within the months between October 1991 through December 92, I have had my testicles filled with jello worth a few sucks and fucks, if you know what I mean ... The most violating thing I've felt this year is not the media love-ins over my body or the fan letters asking me to suck off this guy or that one, but the rape of my cat, then my dog and now my bitch, courtney. Ripped out of pages from my stay in mental institutions and hijacked airplanes, in gay bath houses, etc. I feel compelled to say JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!!!!! to those of you who have absolutely no underpants on now or ever, and I CAN FUCKING SMELL IT FROM HERE, DUDE. You have butt-fucked me sweeter than you'll ever know. And why the way GOD spells TURD backwards" |
| 27th February 2004 - 06:24:34 PM |
| 6528 : Bernie Goy |
| OK so here's the real guy in my life...yeh, fuckers, I'm a fag and just get used to it, margaret!!!!!Well, I must record this date in my calendar... I have met the first 78 year old "man", AND IT HAD TO BE YOU. Love that song like I love used toilet paper. Get a life, I would yell if only I still had my set of teeth, but lost them at that last fuck party given at Maria's Ass Temple. You say guys won't respond to a piece of ass with a rash like the one you gave me? It's because they can't jump the weeds, in other words, they just cannot take it in the butt worth diddly. I tell them "Educate yourself because your pathetic ATTEMPTS to insult me are funny and lovely and full of flowery images but just not WHERE a gal needs it. Like, my brother Boomer could take a fist in his ass, while chanting the rosary..........................................................and he was something else when he'd take a dump on the altar at St. Joe's". Pick your nose in public and at the opera? Yeh you're the kind of guy who gets a box seat then sees how many times he can shoot his rock, whacking away during an aria....and then leave the entire area just dripping in goo. But now I want to address this following bit of info to Gordo, that asswipe at Princess Peussie's summer camp: "I think you're the fart who started the e-mails, correct? Recognize reality in a shoe box and tell me if you really think I'd put that little weener inside of my pet lizard. You're a sad little turd with too much filth on your mind and with skidmarks in your pants, just like Nicole Kidman in that film about the Stains of Love. Get a Master to work on your useless tits and ass and educate yourself.............................. hey, I'll send you one so that you can learn something, you uneducated, foul-mouthed, pimple poppin', jerkin' off little punk hetero. Try to insult me again and I'll circumcize your nose. Like I said, the only pain you cause me is the pain in my side from laughing so hard while visiting the Crucifixion. " Now how is that for a strong statement? Even the local Father Bruno, our priest here in Shitville, loves it and told me that I should start re-writing a version of the Bible.It begins with "Once upon a time...." |
| 27th February 2004 - 07:12:15 PM |
| 6529 : Clyde |
| All I can say is "you wish". The ones that think they are offensive are the saddest. Don't you realize no one reads your posts? There used to be the occasional post here that was worth reading and occasionally even funny, that wasn't just some anonymous, friendless adolescent struggling to string a sentence together in order to try and offend someone. If you are a) friendless b) bitter c) illiterate and d) a worthless, horrfiyingly unattractive and untalented loser Then i am talking about you. Next time you post read through it when you've finished, and honestly ask 'will anybody give a fuck about this? No one who reads it will ever meet you in person, which is how you like it, but if I did I would turn your crusty head inside out with my fist, and you know i'm not joking. If you don't change your attitude, your life will stay like this forever. I bet you 00 you can't make a post without using the word 'fuck', the mainstay of your limited, childish vocabulary. |
| 27th February 2004 - 07:25:24 PM |
| 6530 : Jim, Clyde\'s fuck-buddy |
| Looks like it's time for some sactimonious prayers and thoughts for my fuck-boy Clyde who take is in the ass like THE END OF THE WORLD. Clyde, I love you but you are a bit offensive around the scrotum. And:::::::NEW PRAYER FOR SINNERS: "CHOLA MAE CHIMDIM, TRES VAMBOOZ LI KRAMDIDLE HEY CULO MANAHARERO SIMPLICO CHICO LE CHOCHA!" Number one, I have a wonderful set of dildos that I like... that I paid for! It's been reported that I steal everything since I make so little money from sucking off the guys in the local gang. My weekly allowance couldn't cover it, you little queers but that doesn't stop me from hanging out with Mojo and his enema clan and getting what I want after their massive evacuations during prayer meetings and love-ins. Secondly, I'm old enough to buy a bra and vote in the Clutch-Step-Drag Events in Pasadena and anything else I want. If you would sit back and look at how RIDICULOUS you are, you might learn something like how to be another miserable fag out on the toilet seat in the countryside PEAKING OUT THAT DAMNED LITTLE OUTHOUSE WINDOW. I understand why you aren't getting any joy from all of that vomit you create when you sing along with Peussie at the Monkey Cave. She fucking hates you too and has put out the hit list with YOU at the top. |