| 17th April 2004 - 05:34:15 PM |
| 7135 : marura |
| I fucked my daddy one time and it was good. He came in my room and fucked me when my mom went to sleep. I sucked his penis and he eat my pussy. I cumed all in his mouth. Cum baby cum, oh fuck me ,fuck me hard. Thats what I said to my dad. |
| 17th April 2004 - 05:34:39 PM |
| 7136 : MOJO, wanting to fuck Fagbusters and Kiesha |
| What are white bithes? or are you too stupid, kiesha shitface, to spell bitches: which is what you ARE, you slut. As for Fagbusters and gang, you're a bunch of pussy drips. I fucked dustin years ago, and have pics to show for it. YOU think YOU have something to think about???????????????then try this one on for size, rimmers:::::::::::::::::::::::::::come as you are recounts how Cobain almost lost his virginity one night while residing with his mother Wendy. HTH notes that this tale was rather misleading, that there were in fact two girls involved, and Cobain did, as it happened, sleep with the other one that night. More disturbing is the revelation that Cobain sexually molested a mentally impaired girl when aged sixteen, and only escaped incarceration on account of his age. It is left to the reader to consider how this event is in apposition to his public pro-women's rights stance of later years. Cobain also, Cross alleges, murdered a cat while a teenager. Hey Listen ass Hole The girl wasnt reatarted or impared or anything she was faking it and the doctors new it plus the girl was 18 and she had had sexual relations before with HER COUSIN! and kurt never fucked her because he said he pussy was to smelly!! |
| 17th April 2004 - 08:09:57 PM |
| 7137 : |
| where is the 'remember when' guy??????????/ please return!!!!!!!!!!1 |
| 17th April 2004 - 11:56:11 PM |
| 7138 : Fagbusters as Fagbusters |
| FUCKING DOPPELGANGERS. GETTIN' ME INTO TROUBLES AGAIN. |
| 18th April 2004 - 01:05:07 AM |
| 7139 : Josh Simmons |
| I can still remember when I first discovered the marvelous piece of eye candy known as Screech. The year was 1989, and I was in the basement, masturbating while watching an episode of Degrassi Junior High. The delightful Joey Jeremiah was on-screen, flaunting his taut Italian buttocks, teasing me through the screen. Just as I was about to climax and offer Joey my daily gift of man juice by ejaculating on the screen during a close-up facial shot (no pun intended, I can assure you), I accidentally stepped on the remote control, changing the channel. To my horror it was too late to stop the rhythmic throbbing in my swollen member, and I found myself spilling my seed without Joey. Looking down, I sighted for the first time the recipient of my ejaculate and immediately all thoughts of Joey Jeremiah were banished from my mind - I had found Dustin Diamond. The mere sight of Screech, my thick, viscous man juice sensually dripping from his acne-encrusted face caused me to grow erect anew. |
| 18th April 2004 - 01:10:12 AM |
| 7140 : Josh Simmons |
| Only seconds later, I found myself depositing yet another load of semen of the television screen. The feeling was indescribable - it was as though Dustin were reaching through the screen and gently stimulating my prostate, his long bony fingers urgently probing the secrets of my bowels. From that moment, I was hooked. My daily ritual continued, only with a new object of my desires. Dustin caused in me such lust that I was able to perform seven or eight masturbation sessions in a row, each culminating in an orgasm bigger than the last. The television, after a few weeks, began to develop an inch-thick crust of dried, hardened semen. But I didn't mind, and neither did Dustin. |
| 18th April 2004 - 02:19:00 AM |
| 7141 : BigDaddyKane |
| WASSUP RUSTY DUSTY OR SHOULD I SAY CRUSTY DUSTY |
| 18th April 2004 - 12:23:15 PM |
| 7142 : tommy girl |
| What the hell is all of this nasty shit you people keep writing in here? Someone needs to seriously get a fucking life! |
| 18th April 2004 - 01:19:07 PM |
| 7143 : tommy girl |
| AND WHO JUST NOW TOOK A PISS UP MY PUSSY? YOU FILTHY BEASTS. Probably that shitass Fagbreaster!! |
| 18th April 2004 - 01:29:10 PM |
| 7144 : Fagbusters |
| YOU LEAVE MY SHITASS ALONE YOU FUCKING BORING ASS COW!!! |
| 18th April 2004 - 03:43:56 PM |
| 7145 : |
| You're a very sick dude. Kerri's friend. |
| 18th April 2004 - 03:46:26 PM |
| 7146 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Josh Simmons, thanks for the post! I lost a few loads when I read it. I thought I was the only one with a TV screen coated with my man-juice - apparently I was wrong! Twice a week I have to use a windshield scraper to clean off the new coats of loads on the screen - otherwise everything on the screen is really blurry!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 18th April 2004 - 05:22:47 PM |
| 7147 : KURT STEINBURG LOL |
| LOL I LIKE BANAANES |
| 18th April 2004 - 07:09:20 PM |
| 7148 : Fagbusters |
| NO HE DOESN'T! HE'S A GOOD BOY! YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE! FUCKING DOPPELGANGERS!!! |
| 18th April 2004 - 08:21:07 PM |
| 7149 : Polly Poopstain |
| "I like to shove baked beans up my asshole and then shit them out and then eat the gooey mixture with relish - he fuxx his mommy in the ass, then she offers him a big, steamy bowl of her loose, gooey rectal discharge and he washes it down with a fresh glass of his father's pee pee..." |
| 18th April 2004 - 08:21:15 PM |
| 7150 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, My affinity for your cornhole has started to wane - I think I may have turned straight last night! I hooked up with a hot, older German lady visiting my city on business and I didn't think about losing my load on your neatly trimmed beard once! Please queer up this website a little more and help me to turn full-blown "Liberace gay" once again! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 18th April 2004 - 08:56:06 PM |
| 7151 : Polly Poopstain |
| "I like to shove baked beans up my asshole and then shit them out and then eat the gooey mixture with relish - he fuxx his mommy in the ass, then she offers him a big, steamy bowl of her loose, gooey rectal discharge and he washes it down with a fresh glass of his father's pee pee..." |
| 19th April 2004 - 01:50:06 AM |
| 7152 : Happy goLucky |
| This dump is a big vat of crap. And you bitches swim around in it with floaties on. |
| 19th April 2004 - 10:10:32 AM |
| 7153 : Princess Peussie, worried about KURT Fuckbuste |
| Hi there, Turds! You are all so pimply little fucks. Hers' something to really think about....love the little alterations in such a origianlly drab story: enjoy it, you shitheads!!!!!!!!!!! Only seconds later, I found myself depositing yet another load of shit, gooey as it was, on the television screen. The feeling was indescribable - it was as though Dustin were reaching through the screen and shoving his fist up my pulsating asshole, wringing out the guts and tubing and making me bleed like a stuck pig. I could feel actual fecal materials (to you turds known as SHIT) running down my legs. From that moment, I was laughing at myself, my violent farts exploding below the belt, and my nipples, in horrible pain from the safety pins I'd clamped on them. My daily ritual continued, only with a new object of my desires: I just wanted to have my balls removed, totally cut off so that I could send them to Dustin. Dustin caused in me such pain that I was able to perform seven or eight catheter penetrations of my cock, each time much more painful and bloody than the last one, each culminating in a grotesque cock bigger than the last event. The television, after a few weeks, began to develop an inch-thick crust of dried, hardened semen and dried piss, not to mention the shit which now covered the sofa, rugs and table. But I didn't mind, and neither did Dustin, who is the worst of S/M fuckers ever to be allowed on tv. I can still remember when I first discovered the marvelous piece of eye candy known as Jerry Lewis. The year was 1989, and I was in the basement, masturbating while watching an episode of MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN. The delightful MaryAnna Fudgepacker was on-screen, flaunting her new sex-change, teasing me through the screen. Just as I was about to climax and offer Maryanna my daily gift of bloody piss into a glass I wanted to drink immediately (no pun intended, I can assure you), I accidentally stepped on the remote control, changing the channel. To my horror it was too late to stop the rhythmic throbbing in my swollen member, and I found myself spilling my Yellow Mellow Piss onto the tv set, which then exploded with electronic fireworks and set the drapes on fire. Looking down, I sighted for the first time the recipient of my urine and immediately all thoughts of Britaney Spear were banished from my bowels - I had found that my nuts were now imploding, actually being sucked into my body. The mere sight of my balls, now half the size, my thick, viscous man juice sensually dripping from his acne-encrusted face caused me to vomit all over my pet lizzard. |
| 19th April 2004 - 11:17:14 AM |
| 7154 : lil rick |
| sam davis you are a stuipd fag and I hope your penis rots off |