| 19th April 2004 - 04:19:36 PM |
| 7155 : |
| what the fuck is this |
| 19th April 2004 - 05:05:13 PM |
| 7156 : Colon Commando |
| I wanna lick the shit out of a pregnant goat's asshole. I'm really only truly at my best when I've got a big, thick, juicy cock stuffed up my rectum. There's nothing that I love better than a log-jam up the 'ole hershey highway. My tight, puckered love-bud is just what a throbbing prick needs. |
| 19th April 2004 - 10:06:30 PM |
| 7157 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, we need to hook up for gay sex. First, I'll sit on your head and drop my nuts on top of your eyes, giving you "Arabian goggles." Next, I'll teabag you and give you a "hot lunch." Then I'll give you a golden shower - my wizz will clean you up. Finally, you can suck me off and I'll give you a "cold lunch"!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 19th April 2004 - 10:46:34 PM |
| 7158 : Fagbusters |
| PEUSSIE, YOU'RE AS DRY AS A CONCRETE ASSHOLE, AS ALWAYS. AT LEAST THE COLON COMMANDO'S GOT SOME SPUNK. |
| 20th April 2004 - 10:19:14 AM |
| 7159 : Colon Commando |
| Yeah, I've got spunk, all right - clinging to my eyelashes, dripping down my chin, and seeping out of my freshly-fucked asshole!... Speaking of which, I've encountered a minor quandry that you guys might be able to help me out with - Every time that I decide to engage in some good old man II man butt-slammin' during my lunch break, I get back to the office, resume my work sitting behind the computer console and run into a tiny problem... When I rise out of my chair to go and use the copier a few minutes later, I invariably notice, when I turn around and look at my ass in the mirror, that all the jizz that had been so lovingly injected up my shit chute earlier by "Lance Corporal" Francis Fuckhole has now gradually started to dribble out of my relaxed, fully satisfied culo and formed a huge, bloody wet spot on the seat of my trousers!!!... Somewhat embarrassing, wouldn't you agree? So, wanting to remain employed, I devised a plan: After my next lunchtime anal adventure, I attached (continued above...) |
| 20th April 2004 - 10:34:38 AM |
| 7160 : Colon Commando |
| (continued...) a kotex maxi-pad to my butt to stuanch the seemingly endless flow of gooey nut-chowder coming out of my ravaged man-cunt, thus avoiding any awkward "accidents" at work... The only trouble is, the adhesive tabs that keep the pad in place tend to stick to all the pubes that cover my hairy ass (and ano-genital region) and can make removing it a somewhat uncomfortable undertaking, to say the least! (rrrrrrippppppppp!!!!....). So, I respectfully ask for any suggestions or advice that you fine folks might be able to offer me regarding this somewhat frustrating situation - Thank You. |
| 20th April 2004 - 03:38:22 PM |
| 7161 : Colon Commando |
| Mubarak: Arabs Hate U.S. More Than Ever PARIS (Reuters) - Arabs in the Middle East hate the United States more than ever following the invasion of Iraq and Israel's assassination of two Hamas leaders, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak said in comments published Tuesday. Mubarak, who visited the United States last week, told French newspaper Le Monde that Washington's actions had caused despair, frustration and a sense of injustice in the Arab world. "Today there is hatred of the Americans like never before in the region," he said in an interview given during a stay in France, where he met President Jacques Chirac Monday. He blamed the hostility partly on U.S. support for Israel, which assassinated Hamas leader Abdel-Aziz al-Rantissi in a missile strike in the Gaza Strip Saturday weeks after killing his predecessor, Sheikh Ahmed Yassin. "At the start some considered the Americans were helping them. There was no hatred of the Americans. After what has happened in Iraq, there is unprecedented hatred and the Americans know it," Mubarak said. "People have a feeling of injustice. What's more, they see (Israeli Prime Minister Ariel) Sharon acting as he pleases, without the Americans saying anything. He assassinates people who don't have the planes and helicopters that he has." Israel says such killings are self-defense. But Mubarak said the assassination of Rantissi could have "serious consequences" and that instability in Gaza and Iraq would not serve U.S. or Israeli interests. "The despair and feeling of injustice are not going to be limited to our region alone. American and Israeli interests will not be safe, not only in our region but anywhere in the world," he said. Asked about Sharon's plan to pull out of Gaza, Mubarak welcomed any withdrawal that was agreed with the Palestinians and in line with a peace "road map" drawn up by the United States, the European Union , the United Nations and Russia. |
| 20th April 2004 - 06:52:51 PM |
| 7162 : Heather |
| Hi |
| 20th April 2004 - 06:58:34 PM |
| 7163 : Someone |
| What kind of filthy forum is this? |
| 20th April 2004 - 08:07:21 PM |
| 7164 : Happy goLucky |
| You just answered your own question, fuckhole. |
| 20th April 2004 - 10:07:29 PM |
| 7165 : |
| diamond, let's have queer sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 20th April 2004 - 11:40:10 PM |
| 7166 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Someone (message 7163), what do you think this is? It's a Dustin Diamond webpage dedicated to Diamond's many, many, many, many, many queer fans!!! People come here to exchange homosexual fantasies about Diamond and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang! In fact, if you haven't touched yourself in the last 24 hours while thinking impure thoughts about Diamond, then you probably shouldn't post here anymore - instead, you should post on a heterosexual Dustin Diamond webpage. This is primarily a queers-only forum! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 20th April 2004 - 11:40:55 PM |
| 7167 : Frank Sinatra |
| Suck my dick. Lick my ass. |
| 21st April 2004 - 12:16:59 AM |
| 7168 : Colon Commando |
| Hey fake Colon Commando (message 7161), quit using my name you goddammned, faggot-fuckin', shit-suckin', ass-lickin', kunt-faced bitch-hole!!!... Congratulations!!! You can cut and paste news articles that we already know all about!!! How very impressive, you stupid assfuck retard... I am requesting that you cease and desist your fraudulent, abusive, and slanderous use of my name immediately - Otherwise, I will have no other course of action other than to roughly fuck your face, shoving my weiner so far down your throat that I cum in your esophagus. Sincerely, The REAL Colon Commando. P.S. I took a loose, messy shit last night and and I saw that it had whole corn-kernels in it (they were about the only thing that was holding it together) so I picked them out and used them for bait when I went fishing this morning and I caught lots of fish - YAAAAAAAY!!!!! YAAAAAAAY!!!! |
| 21st April 2004 - 12:30:47 AM |
| 7169 : Happy goLucky |
| Yep. You're the shit. With corn in it. |
| 21st April 2004 - 07:36:06 AM |
| 7170 : informer |
| the people who did the cut & paste job under colon commando's name were from princess peussie's gang of george bush-hating faggets. sometimes they can't come up with their own unfunny shit to post so they just rip off others instead. |
| 21st April 2004 - 01:21:39 PM |
| 7171 : j black |
| wut up |
| 21st April 2004 - 05:02:54 PM |
| 7172 : dogface |
| Sunny patel sucks, who ever made it up sucks. Go fuck your self and go to hell. |
| 21st April 2004 - 05:16:50 PM |
| 7173 : tommy girl |
| I have a confession to make, I fucked fagbuster last week and sucked his asshole. Until his dad joined in and I did him too. I want to fuck Polly Poopstain, love to eat her pussy. |
| 21st April 2004 - 06:52:02 PM |
| 7174 : Senior Bender |
| Arabian Goggles - I like your style Kurt. |