| 18th February 2002 - 09:18:22 AM |
| 731 : Would |
| A society composed primarily of pigeon feathers and lengths of string is seen as having a potentially more streamline and democratic way of electing a goverment than a similar society in which everyone lives on polystyrene. Green and gold desk tops have been open to many accusations of intimidation by office workers who experience a strange feeling of serenity and an overwhelming desire to take a lawnmower to their bed clothes when thinking about running a bath. A result of this means that daytime television and low budget musicals will be open to much ridicule from local iguana appreciation societies. Capital letters are certainly being used in conjunction with prayer mats to create the ultimate language in which the public are hypnotised and made to believe that their houses are made of mincemeat and their children have grown another kneecap. Scientists expect there to be a worldwide shortage of semolina within the last week or so. This has not come as much of a surprise to anybody, least of all lion tamers, all of whom refused payrises on account of phonology not being valid due to its ambiguous and somewhat misleading telephone ring.
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| 18th February 2002 - 11:10:37 AM |
| 732 : ~* W o L F *~ |
| This site is beyond Eye-killing-gay-trash, the person behind all this fucked up stuff must be a genious.
Ave to the fucked up mind who created this site! Luv Ya! ~* W o L F *~ |
| 18th February 2002 - 11:19:05 AM |
| 733 : Pete UK |
| It does not surprise me that you Americans dont get Screech. Anything which has a semblance of Irony and Camp schlock, and you guys run a mile. Are you threatened by it or something? You people are so biggoted and rightwing. The whole of Europe thinks that your President is a total joke. To coin the phrase.. Only in America, Only in America could people be stupid enough to let this happen. So goodbye you neo imperialist Rightwing Arseburgers |
| 18th February 2002 - 01:27:39 PM |
| 734 : b.lawless |
| screech is my hero and personal guidence angel... don't fuck with the man.. and as for Pete UK and the rest of you fucking socialist europeans, WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT?!?!?! we have bailed you pussy/fag/dyke/commie/cocksucker/asslickers out of 2 world wars that had you crying like kittens!!!! if it weren't for us, you would ALL be speaking german and eating saurkraut and dancing to polka right now!!! so get over the envy and go back to your warm beer, iceless sodas, and bland food and quit your crying.... WE RULE, YOU KNOW IT!!! BUSH IS THE MAN!!
B.Lawless (imperialist rightwing gun owning PATRIOT) |
| 18th February 2002 - 04:41:00 PM |
| 735 : DirtyHobo |
| Damn you!Damn you to hell!A curse on you!May your Cock Shrivle up and fall off while your masterbating! |
| 18th February 2002 - 04:42:07 PM |
| 736 : DirtyHobo |
| P.S. Fuck you Uk Basterds too! |
| 19th February 2002 - 08:28:53 AM |
| 737 : bill |
| have you seen ted around? |
| 19th February 2002 - 08:28:54 AM |
| 738 : bill |
| have you seen ted around? |
| 19th February 2002 - 08:29:15 AM |
| 739 : marty mcfly |
| have you seen the doc? |
| 19th February 2002 - 08:30:23 AM |
| 740 : colin creighton |
| death to cusick! i want him dead!!!!! |
| 19th February 2002 - 09:40:41 AM |
| 741 : ryan willson |
| i am gay i like men my last man mattew shillto left me email if u are instrested includes adam monday neil vernon |
| 19th February 2002 - 09:45:03 AM |
| 742 : ryan willson |
| i like buttcocks |
| 19th February 2002 - 09:57:27 AM |
| 743 : ryan willson |
| my mum's breathe smells so bad thats people look forward to her farts |
| 19th February 2002 - 10:16:31 AM |
| 744 : will and kaf |
| hi dustin
we really appreciate your work and love to watch saved by the bell, we'd love to see your live show all the best will and kaf |
| 19th February 2002 - 10:18:20 AM |
| 745 : Mr T |
| Yo haters lay off of my6 man Double D SEE? Screech was dee only ting dat made saved by da bell ring SEE?
Back Off else I bust y'all up PUNKS T |
| 19th February 2002 - 10:43:53 AM |
| 746 : asdf |
| Actor/comedian Dustin Diamond, New York Giants running back Ron Dayne and Milwaukee Bucks guard Sam Cassell all attended WWF No Way Out last night.
Diamond, best known from his days playing Screech on "Saved by the Bell," is undoubtedly the biggest fan of the bunch. "Anytime I get a chance to come see a Pay-Per-View I take advantage," said Diamond. Diamond actually loves the wrestling business so much that he has every single RAW and SmackDown! on tape for the last 3 years! He attended No Way Out with his girlfriend Beth who also follows the wrestling scene. Diamond has also wrestled in several wrestling matches in the Milwaukee area for a local Indy federation! He says he will continue his acting career and take up wrestling as a side job. |
| 19th February 2002 - 01:48:14 PM |
| 747 : sexyrambo |
| hi is this mark because i like seeing saved by the bell and i like kelly |
| 19th February 2002 - 08:17:33 PM |
| 748 : Valerie |
| I'm laughing at you, whoever you are. The real Dustin Diamond would put out the money for a real web designer and host, not some cheap-ass Geocities crap! |
| 20th February 2002 - 05:23:57 AM |
| 749 : Nouns aren't my thing |
| There's no avoiding the fact that cabbages tend to be more flexible when being used as goalposts by drunken sheep shaggers on a Sunday. Bridges have a habit of chilling too soon, leaving various brands of hay to burn in rows of six. Roses now market moderately well,albeit for the occasional slump in the armpit of a raving Muslim. However, the misconception that coal makes a good substitute for anal hair tends to lead armies of banjo playing kung fu enthusiasts by the dozen. Let's also not forget the trampolining truck drivers, either. Doing so would prove fruitful to say the least. Patio slabs make good golf clubs, similar, I'd say, to the way that spot cream makes bubbles if you bang your head hard enough on your pillow. Music plays fast and furiously in the head of a kleptomaniac, though this is by no means an excuse for rapidly vibrating a carrot on a signpost. Animals make friends most efficiently when being pursued by the odd homosexual vicar, making relationships between civil servants that bit more difficult. What is elgturnery? The answer would be more straightforward if beer went down in compatibility. Stranger things than rain have happened, though few are aware of this, at least on a regular basis. A blow for engineering is indeed portrayed in many fields. Advice is helpful to Maoris, mainly due to the fact that fuel contains more calories than the average baseball bat. Resistance is useless, but not feasible. HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!!!
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| 20th February 2002 - 07:42:17 AM |
| 750 : tracy |
| you are the hottest guy on tv and i want to have your love child |