| 16th May 2004 - 03:01:13 PM |
| 7482 : Bob kelly |
| A WOMAN!? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT HAVE A PENIS WE DONT WANT YOU!!!!!!! |
| 16th May 2004 - 07:21:34 PM |
| 7483 : Kim |
| Well I don't know who the hell ur were talking about. U r a jerk |
| 16th May 2004 - 07:29:49 PM |
| 7484 : dustin |
| itis cool haveing a site is in it ya. |
| 16th May 2004 - 08:42:09 PM |
| 7485 : Sammy Shitstain |
| I like to fuck an arab up the asshole. I want to ass-rape a young guinea pig. I also want to fuck all the guyz in Ice Titan up the ass. I also want to fuck my own mother. I also want to shit on a plate and then eat it. I also want to fuck an albino sea-donkey. I also want to drink a tall, cool glass of my own urine. I also want to run naked through the streets with a feather duster lodged up my ass, wildly flapping my arms, shouting "Hey!!! Look everybody, I'm a rooster!!!!!! B'Cawk!!! B'Cawk!!! B'Cawk!!!!!!". I also want to learn how to play guitar with my penis. I also want to rape my pet goldfish. I also want to get on American Idol and then pee in Simon Cowell's face while that fat black guy sucks on my balls while Pauler Abduwl sticks her finger up my rectum. That is all. |
| 16th May 2004 - 11:21:15 PM |
| 7486 : Father Mcgulliganagag |
| 5 hell marys 1our father and rim job. |
| 16th May 2004 - 11:26:44 PM |
| 7487 : Dennis Miller |
| Hey there, babies. Geez, I need this website like Carl Sagan needs a fist in his ass. |
| 16th May 2004 - 11:52:39 PM |
| 7488 : me |
| isn't kim that one dude who sings ricky martin's "she bangs, she bangs"? |
| 17th May 2004 - 12:19:25 AM |
| 7489 : Furious O\'Poohole |
| My partner Chadwick and I have become comfortable enough with each other to explore new areas of our sexuality that may have gone unrealized. Not just your run of the mill group sex or penguin fucking either. We may have broken ground with an entirely new act of mutual eroticism. However, a group of natzi-esque goons with the ASPCA have resricted us from spreading the gospel on this newfound kink. Dustindiamond.com is the only forum in which to express our passion freely. We call it Turtle Gardening. It involes raping a baby turtle (no consent) while Pat Buchanan masturbates a dog and shits into your kindergarten teacher's mouth. After slurping warm ooze out of turtle snatch, your kindergarten teacher crawls inside your urethra and overdoses on Black Tar. At this point Pat administers a frothy facial. He's been saving up! You struggle to breathe under a gooey cascade of right wing semen. You regurgitate the load back onto Pat's liver-spotted plank and repeat the process until the turle is unfuckable mush. |
| 17th May 2004 - 12:31:24 AM |
| 7490 : Ashton Kutcher |
| I'll tell you what glory is. The golden sun shining only on you... Glory. Karma smiling. Jesus patting you on the back. The tang of an infant's butthole. Glory. The way the promise of Chef Boyardee gets a toddler in to your apartment while your girlfriend auditions for a sitcom. Glory. Hallelujia. Amen. |
| 17th May 2004 - 12:43:48 AM |
| 7491 : The Fake Chachi |
| The king is back beeitch. You know you missed it. Fake Chach pooin' like Gary Numan. Y'all been gone astray but don't fret or fray cuz Fake Chach is really gay!!!! THUMBS UP!!!! -The Real Fake Chach on watch sucka!!!!! |
| 17th May 2004 - 02:14:33 AM |
| 7492 : Dennis Miller |
| It's like Randy Weaver opposite Walt Whitman in a high school production of Brian's Song! |
| 17th May 2004 - 03:50:38 AM |
| 7493 : DustinFan4Life |
| Everyone here is completly wrong for dissin Dustin Diamond on so many levels. Wrong! |
| 17th May 2004 - 08:11:08 AM |
| 7494 : niccipunk |
| dustin remeber that time u were in the 98 degrees video and u got alli landry instead of the guys in 98 degrees..that was classic. |
| 17th May 2004 - 08:13:18 AM |
| 7495 : Stabbinator! |
| STAB STAB STAB STAB!!!!!! |
| 17th May 2004 - 10:15:03 AM |
| 7496 : BubbaG\'er |
| Osama, You're a spineless homo! I'll bet you and the White House staff (known as the committee) could really get it on, alli-baba willing. You're also a Lesbian . |
| 17th May 2004 - 11:22:25 AM |
| 7497 : taylor |
| I am a huge fan of Dustin and now that he lives in my town I'm an even bigger fan:)!!! LOVE YOU DD |
| 17th May 2004 - 02:18:50 PM |
| 7498 : Colin \"The Badger\" Creighton |
| Hit me with your rhythm stick baby! |
| 17th May 2004 - 07:27:57 PM |
| 7499 : Bob Kelly |
| KIM! YOU AND YOUR VAGINA MUST LEAVE NOW! GIRLS ARE GROSS!!!!! |
| 17th May 2004 - 09:57:17 PM |
| 7500 : |
| http://members.lycos.nl/ilovekellykapowski1/pictures/screech.htm |
| 18th May 2004 - 12:34:54 PM |
| 7501 : Fagbusters |
| YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DOOMED. STILL. FUCKERS. BETTER KEEP THIS PIT OF SIN QUEER AND NOT GO SOFT. |