| 25th May 2004 - 09:01:48 PM |
| 7563 : greg |
| its not slander if its true. if screech says that zack and slater are homos, then that's what they are. trust me, screech should know, he blew both of them. |
| 26th May 2004 - 05:20:26 AM |
| 7564 : neil |
| dd, is this true?? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224616/news Saved By The Bell Star's Money Problems 4 April 2000 (WENN) SAVED BY THE BELL star Dustin Diamond's childhood earnings have been frittered away by his parents - yet his dad is still living with him. Diamond, who played the nerd SCREECH in the teen comedy has earned millions over the years, but now the 23-year-old actor is nearly broke - and can't get another job. He says."My parents went through my money and a lot of it was wasted. I made about 0, 000 a year. I got 25 per cent of that until I turned 18... My dad used to teach electronics but he gave that up to drive me to auditions. I get a lot of, 'you should be grateful I gave up my career' comments... But 75 per cent of my money went out the window. My mother took some of the money too. She ran off and partied with it. My mom passed away in 1996 but my dad still lives with me. I'm on the borderline of kicking him out." And now Saved By the Bell is off the air, Diamond's career is in trouble. He says "I'm 23, I'm the longest-running geek in history. But I can't get a development deal to save my life." |
| 26th May 2004 - 05:23:36 AM |
| 7565 : Ty Pennington |
| Hey Dustin Do you gargle with a glass of cum in the morning? |
| 26th May 2004 - 08:49:28 AM |
| 7566 : Princess Peussie, still looking for DA CHACH |
| Hello Turds, well we know that everyone here is either gay or just hiding your pricks up your own assholes! I saw Madre Loki last week at the Waikaka Beach Mass and while she was taking a lap around the rosary beads, a big brown turd floated by. I thought it might be a miniature submarine. Hey I wanted you all to read this and let me know what you think BEFORE you gargle with that glass of warm cum::::::::::::::::::: """""Well, I must record this date in my calendar... I have met the first 78 year old "man", AND IT HAD TO BE YOU. Love that song like I love used toilet paper. Get a life, I would yell if only I still had my set of teeth, but lost them at that last fuck party given at Maria's Ass Temple. You say guys won't respond to a piece of ass with a rash like the one you gave me? It's because they can't jump the weeds, in other words, they just cannot take it in the butt worth diddly. I tell them "Educate yourself because your pathetic ATTEMPTS to insult me are funny and lovely and full of flowery images but just not WHERE a gal needs it. Like, my brother Boomer could take a fist in his ass, while chanting the rosary..........................................................and he was something else when he'd take a dump on the altar at St. Joe's". Pick your nose in public and at the opera? Yeh you're the kind of guy who gets a box seat then sees how many times he can shoot his rock, whacking away during an aria....and then leave the entire area just dripping in goo. But now I want to address this following bit of info to Gordo, that asswipe at Princess Peussie's summer camp: "I think you're the fart who started the e-mails, correct? Recognize reality in a shoe box and tell me if you really think I'd put that little weener inside of my pet lizard. You're a sad little turd with too much filth on your mind and with skidmarks in your pants, just like Nicole Kidman in that film about the Stains of Love. Get a Master to work on your useless tits and ass and educate yourself.............................. hey, I'll send you one so that you can learn something, you uneducated, foul-mouthed, pimple poppin', jerkin' off little punk hetero. Try to insult me again and I'll circumcize your nose. Like I said, the only pain you cause me is the pain in my side from laughing so hard while visiting the Crucifixion. " Now how is that for a strong statement? Even the local Father Bruno, our priest here in Shitville, loves it and told me that I should start re-writing a version of the Bible.It begins with "Once upon a time...."""""""" This is a true story. Do not trust Dustin Diamond unless you are really in love with him as I was. I meet him over a period of three years and he took something from me that I will never get back, my mojo bag and my box of piss-flavored candies. My name is Tim and I am currently 37 years old. Five years ago when I was only 13 (OK, I'm joking just a little) I had the chance to meet Dustin Diamond at one of his standup routines at a local club, called the Monkey Cave or Hole or something like that in Lima, Peru. I got to shake hands with him backstage and tell him how much I loved Saved by the Bell when I was a little boy, how exciting it was, how he excited me just being on that show. He thanked me and invited me over to his place to hang out. When we got there he offered me a beer and a massive bowl of 'magic smoke' and I thought that was cool since I am underage. He then put in a recording of some Saved by the Bell episodes and we watched a couple. During the middle of one episode we were sitting on his couch and he leaned over and tried to force his tongue up my ass which had been exposed during our visit to his steam room. I told him no, I'm sorry but I am not 'that kind of guy', although ofcourse I never turn down a really good rim job or tongue sucking. He said that I didn't know what I was missing as he gave a good rim job prior to butt entry and attempted to run his fingers up my asshole. I told him to stop but he didn't care, he just ignored me and forced himself on me, pushing me into a bent position and grabbing a cube of butter he rammed deep into my butt cavity. When I tried to yell for help he pulled off my pants and wrapped them around my head to muffle my screams, which I found very very exciting particularily after he hand cuffed me and then forced a thin catheter up my penis hole to about 15 inches. I laughed at him as best I could with that gag in my mouth but somehow he managed to flip me onto my stomach on his couch and overpowered me with screams and grunts; I could feel the butter melting into my asshole. Little did I know that he'd taken and also given to BOTH of us a major blast of LSD. There was nothing I could do as Dustin Diamond ripped off my stained underwear and forced himself inside me with a slam-dunk to my prostate that made my 'lights go off and on'. I couldn't believe what was happening to me IT was so wonderful being mounted by this 'star', I was being raped in the ass by Dustin Diamond himself and damn, did HE KNOW how to fill me with love and cum! He pulled my ear out from under my pants and stuck his tongue in it and moaned repeatedly as he held me down and repeatedly thrusted himself inside of me. I could feel his hot breath on the back of my neck as he violated my anus which was now gurgling from cum and butter and other things he'd shoved in there such as an enema tube. I felt light headed and thought I was going to be HIS FOREVER. I tightened my legs with hopes that would make the fucking more intense and shut off the flow of blood, now all over his sofa, and could only hope that he would finish, take a short joint-break, and then GET back to it, since he was so wonderful at this act of sodomy. It felt like maybe two minues but it was probably only three minutes until he climaxed inside me and collapsed on top of me. Yes, I could feel that wonderful blast of jizz explode into my bowels. Dustin Diamond then picked me up and carried me on his shoulders for a bit before he threw me to the ground. I could hear traffic in the distance so I took my pants off my head and realized that I was outside. Dustin Diamond was nowhere in sight and had dumped me in an alley behind his building. As I got up and put my pants on I noticed a mixture of my blood and Dustin Diamond's semen running down the back of my legs from my sore anus. I KNEW THIS WAS TRUE LOVE. I had to walk home that night filled with admiration and passion, knowing that Dustin Diamond had taken my various holes and given them a real workout, and that a fresh load of his semen was swimming around inside of me. I kept a finger up my ass all the way home, so that I would not lose any of that precious load. I know people will think I am lying but I honestly am not. Dustin Diamond married my asshole on the night of May 7, 2000. Dustin Diamond is a friend of Michael Jackson who takes advantage of young boys who grew up watching his wacky antics on television. He invites young boys to his place who are star struck by his presence and are too naive to realize when they are being prepared for Love in his style. He forces himself on young boys and then throws them out onto the street when he has had his way with them. He actually said he would marry me, as he dumped me into that trash can. I support Dustin Diamond because he's a whacky guy and just takes what he wants, which is LOVE in its most pure form. |
| 26th May 2004 - 10:39:29 AM |
| 7567 : Mary Mount, at the Royal Palace of Sex |
| Please sign our Dreambook, or call it Creambook if you like, Smiles to you Princess Peussie and those stains on your panties. Don't cum in my rum..... http://books.dreambook.com/peussie/mainpeussie.html |
| 26th May 2004 - 02:44:56 PM |
| 7568 : Chachi |
| DA CHACH is here you freakazoid princess. Your inane dribbling is pathetic and isnt even interesting. You merely posted other peoples posts. You arent worth the double dogs bowel movements! If you are going to post at least stop smoking crack for 10 seconds and make it coherent. Otherwise go back to living in the dumpster behing Burger King. DA CHACH |
| 26th May 2004 - 06:15:12 PM |
| 7569 : robby |
| dustin is there going to be a svaed by the bell tv movie??? please make it happen. maybe you could also do a big screen movie with mr. belding. i hope there is a steamy sex scene with you and mr. b. maybe it will get an x rating. |
| 26th May 2004 - 08:12:30 PM |
| 7570 : Princess Peussie |
| Hello TURDS, what's going on? I'm a freaky guy who likes to eat potato chips while scooping dip out of an elderly man's asshole. I post here because I have absolutely no life. I'm currently studying for my G.E.D. I'm reading about algebra - I've rested my book on the backside of my uncle's bare ass. By the way CHACHI and I are one in the same. |
| 27th May 2004 - 07:36:56 AM |
| 7571 : PETER GRUNDY |
| email me back with a sighned picture i like saved by the bell www.purpleskunk.tk |
| 27th May 2004 - 08:19:06 AM |
| 7572 : bitch |
| sup bitches |
| 27th May 2004 - 01:25:35 PM |
| 7573 : Chachi |
| SHIT THIS PLACE IS FOR THE DUMPS. Ok so I'm rough on me little lover, DA PRINCESS OF FUCKING WORLD, PEUSSIE!! i just git kinda pushed outa shape what with having no balls and a cock that looks like a mini pretzel!!!!!!! geez someone farts and they say "da muss be the CHACHI". ain't fucking fair, but then when you're as intligunt as I is, nothing to say other than git down and worship the sup bitches and peter grundy. SMILES to YOUR stained assholes!!!!!! |
| 27th May 2004 - 01:34:20 PM |
| 7574 : Susan Shister |
| Please forgive me for intruding here in this shit hole of a place, but I must say that JESUS doesn't like stained assholes. YOU ARE ALL STAINED ASSHOLES. Blessed is the Lord, even on a skate board! DACHACH is wrong about a few things, in fact about everything but he does KNOW HOW TO JELQ that little worm of his!! Yes even when I'm gardening in my little patch of weeds I can hear him over the fence, working away, screaming and crying "FUCK ME< DUSTIN" as he jelqs. Dear me, you don't know what JELQING IS? well go there and find out and stop bothering me with your stupid remarks. Don't forget that I've put you all including that Kurt, now risen, on my prayer list. My favorite prayer starts out with "Dear Lord, please erase these asshole from the world" Amen http://www.herbolove.com/community/bbs/guestbook.asp?category=25&user=7322 |
| 27th May 2004 - 03:14:04 PM |
| 7575 : Chachi |
| Hey Shister. You dont sound or act holy so drop the act. No one in here appreciates a new freak who acts all high and mighty. SO GET LOST! Go back to your sewer and stay out of this church of the double dog. DA Chach is the man of the people and a hero of the USA, just like the double dog! So begone, back to your stink shack watching old family matters reruns and dreaming about erkel like the psychotic freak that you are. CHACH ON WATCH! DA CHACH |
| 27th May 2004 - 03:55:11 PM |
| 7576 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Chachi, maybe we should join forces to rid this board of Princess Puessie - that dude has never posted anything even remotely funny or arousing. After Pricess Peussie is gone, I'll show you the teabagging move that you are always asking about. If you want, I can also give you a relaxing pair of Arabian Goggles. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 27th May 2004 - 04:24:49 PM |
| 7577 : Chachi |
| Hey Shister. You dont sound or act holy so drop the act. No one in here appreciates a new freak who acts all high and mighty. SO GET LOST! Go back to your sewer and stay out of this church of the double dog. DA Chach is the man of the people and a hero of the USA, just like the double dog! So begone, back to your stink shack watching old family matters reruns and dreaming about erkel like the psychotic freak that you are. CHACH ON WATCH! DA CHACH |
| 27th May 2004 - 04:56:00 PM |
| 7578 : bill |
| i lu u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 27th May 2004 - 05:38:12 PM |
| 7579 : |
| double dog you are a grate actor. please get your own sitcom on nbc. |
| 27th May 2004 - 05:48:00 PM |
| 7580 : |
| http://www.savedbythebellnow.com |
| 27th May 2004 - 06:26:30 PM |
| 7581 : |
| http://homepage.mac.com/ijball/SbtB/Home.html |
| 27th May 2004 - 08:03:34 PM |
| 7582 : |
| hello screech i am neda from Copenhagen, denmark. i watch you on sbtb every day on the television. you are my fav. |