| 13th March 2002 - 05:17:59 AM |
| 810 : I second this |
| Army tanks are to be fitted out with standard friendly pulley systems, following Government plans to rid empty fields of all guitar playing hypocrites, in a desperate bid to wipe out all forms of orang-utang breeding. Up to the minute feedback confirms that as from eight years ago, it is now compulsory to include morbid sleeping pills in every kind of hyperactive sandwich box, meaning many a travelling drumstick shall end up perched on the outerside of a chocolate muppet vender. An alcoholic earwig is believed to have been hit by a jolly, stampeding drawing pin, which was itself at the centre of great, debatable irony in the form of self-adhesive condoms specially designed for use only during solstice months. It hasn't been unyearningly confirmed, but banging one's great uncle's first love's head vigorously against a wet paper bag is now possibly to become a cure for sleeping bag rummaging, all should be revealed any time before yesterday, provided none are deterred from deciphering severe gashes to the side of the groin, thus relieving all inadequacies regarding sledge hammer patting. A bar has banned soundful music, following a particularly nasty and painful incident in which the ability to leap bounds of air freshener was put under question by a mob of eventful cheetahs. This comes just days after a lovesick fox sporting a compatible, aesthetically pleasing catapult became embedded on the farther side of a highly sensitive straw of life shattering compromise. The war between bathroom scales and your average soap bottle last night came to a dramatic, booming end, when a lap dancer was reported to have become the first train driver to walk, unaided, over dry water tamed only by the sheer indifference of dumb intelligence. Many arrived to watch this blatant understanding of how a clockwork mice finds time to socialise. The weather is expected to travel south in order to indulge in a bevy of masturbating kindly, the reasons why shall become transparent any time after air is made redundant. |
| 13th March 2002 - 10:37:20 PM |
| 811 : Hulk Hogan |
| Hey brother Screech,
You left your vitamins over at my house last night. You probably forgot about them when we were praying. Call me tomorrow so we can train, brother. Whatcha gonna do? |
| 13th March 2002 - 10:39:44 PM |
| 812 : Clearly Embarrassed |
| I'm reading a lot of really hateful emails & thinking to myself how did so many people with nothing good to say about Dustin Diamond arrive at www.dustindiamond.com? I'll chalk it up to morbid curiousity. |
| 14th March 2002 - 06:40:01 AM |
| 813 : andy bowers |
| hey screech good acting,,love that big nose you got too |
| 14th March 2002 - 12:04:43 PM |
| 814 : BOBO |
| WHAT IS THE NAME OF HIS BAND???? (SCREECH) |
| 14th March 2002 - 12:14:05 PM |
| 815 : Kimberly |
| I watch "Saved by the Bell" every morning. You were funny and now I have seen you on "Jenny Jones". I think you look great and am glad to hear that you are doing stand up comedy and have said something about a band. Are you ever in the (Alexandria) Washington D.C. area? I would love to see one of your shows. |
| 14th March 2002 - 12:24:31 PM |
| 816 : Angel |
| dustin diamond rocks i watched him everyday on saved by the bell and
i still do :) |
| 14th March 2002 - 12:40:33 PM |
| 817 : Pogo |
| Alright, who stole the geocities web based site maker? Also Dustin Diamond's band is called Salty the Pocketknife. The site is sad. I really don't believe that it's Dustin Diamond running the site, for some reason I think it would be done in a more professional manner. |
| 15th March 2002 - 08:31:48 AM |
| 818 : Amanda |
| I love the show Saved By the Bell. I watch it every morning before I go to school! |
| 16th March 2002 - 08:07:47 AM |
| 819 : Daz |
| Zoiks |
| 16th March 2002 - 01:33:25 PM |
| 820 : Charissa |
| Dustin was at my college last night and hosted a Kareoke contest. He did an awesome job and look foward to hearing more about him in the future. He's a very talented young man and I know his career will go far. Good job!!
Charissa |
| 16th March 2002 - 01:34:59 PM |
| 821 : Charissa |
| I was the one who wrote the message below. I forgot to include my e-mail address. If you want to reach me. Click on my name.....again, Dustin is very talented.
Charissa |
| 16th March 2002 - 08:44:23 PM |
| 822 : Pman |
| me and my friend levi are starting a dustin diamond tribute ban |
| 16th March 2002 - 08:54:48 PM |
| 823 : LeVI..Pman's friend |
| our band rocks the his-house we miss u screech |
| 16th March 2002 - 11:05:14 PM |
| 824 : Ardadoo |
| FUCK YOU EDDY BONAVISCHE |
| 17th March 2002 - 10:00:35 AM |
| 825 : Sunnybunch |
| Wow!! I love ur taste in harmonic music. Screech was cool, u aint. Go find a job in a cafe or something. |
| 17th March 2002 - 10:10:00 PM |
| 826 : DaMonk |
| I guess your uh comin to town? (kansas city, mo) i hope your fuckin funny as hell. @ least a white guy is comin to town. |
| 18th March 2002 - 05:44:59 PM |
| 827 : Ethan |
| I'm hoping you were being sarcastic on the first page beacuse you're one of the worst actors I've ever seen. Why did you say that you were in hit television shows? The only "hit show" you were in was saved by the bell. Granted you were in The Wonder Years, but you were the closest thing to an extra. You weren't even one of Fred Savage's friends. And now you're gonna teach acting classes!? You haven't had an acting job in years, so your already lacking acting skills must have degenerated to an all time low. So what could you possibly teach yor students? I think you stop reminiscing on your Saved by the Bell days, and get a real job. |
| 18th March 2002 - 08:14:38 PM |
| 828 : Susie |
| hey... i just wanted to say congrats on ur "successful" career! lol, have a hoot and save the money you earned... i hate to point this out but do you realize that the only characters that continued with a successful career after the show are... ummm lets see... EVERYONE EXCEPT for you and the so called "lisa turtle"! oh well, u got ur good looks hun! go on that! hehehe
ps: no sarcasm intended |
| 19th March 2002 - 06:49:58 PM |
| 829 : teddy |
| Wanna shit my sack? |