28th March 2002 - 05:04:53 PM |
871 : Thunder Collins |
haz anibudy scene my website? |
28th March 2002 - 05:09:12 PM |
872 : vanro03 |
have you ever fucked a pig? you definitely have the "look". |
28th March 2002 - 07:14:39 PM |
873 : Are you really that surprised |
It is now an official requirement to have a permit to be constipated, following the dramtic and highly untimely entrance of six and twenty dozen illuminated cattle pokes, who, it is believed, were in search of baked bean-shaped fire extinguishers to use in order to establish a firm disapproval of the common scooter which has a habit of disappearing up blocked noses, especially when money is involved. Plans are now underway to ban religious centipedes from attending auctions. It is hoped that this will stick ancient, modern day cavemen's noses to the chests of 45 irritated school buses.
Yesterday night, 245 sheep tanglers left their farms in support of the increasing amounts of oil dropping from the sky, in hope that walnuts will be less likely to thaw out over white sand, in future. An infuriated telephone box was spotted leaving a sperm bank with a sandwich box filled with what is believed to be a cure for the common cold, and is wanted for the abduction of horses, accordingly. |
28th March 2002 - 11:24:32 PM |
874 : shmendric |
tejans are pigfucking faggots |
30th March 2002 - 09:02:21 AM |
875 : Chris Hannaway |
i mwatch your show it is really cool do you fancie Lisa in real life?! |
30th March 2002 - 11:47:44 AM |
876 : Julia |
SBTB rocks! It always has! Youre awesome! |
30th March 2002 - 01:04:55 PM |
877 : Lee Bailey |
Hi how you doing?
I just want to say I thought you were very good in Saved by the bell. Was it hard to play your part or are you just really funny in real life? What you doing now Saved by the bell has finished. is there a new series coming out. write back soon from Lee |
30th March 2002 - 11:47:39 PM |
878 : Mike |
Hey what is your wrestling name?
Hopefully this is dustin diamonds site. If so: you rock If not than what a waste of time. |
31st March 2002 - 02:52:15 PM |
879 : Camille |
Are you an inbreed? you certainly look like it I mean were your parents like brother and sister? If not you've gotta be Fred West's son (english mass murderer) and Fred's son could have that hair. |
01st April 2002 - 06:01:23 PM |
880 : brad |
Ello Im just a stalker dont worry about me |
02nd April 2002 - 04:20:31 AM |
881 : Arthur |
I went on this site, and it said that you were found dead in a LA apartment. It said that you were found floating head down in your hot bath. Can you say to everyone, that this is not true.And can you also say that Mark-Paul Gosselaar is not Gay and did not marry Mario Lopez. |
02nd April 2002 - 01:33:28 PM |
882 : Jade |
R u a poof.dennis haskins is a bastard.whats with the hair?Once again,r u a poof? |
02nd April 2002 - 09:12:52 PM |
883 : james |
i can't really tell if this is the real Dustin Diamond who views this page. But going on the chance that it is...i have a quick question for you. Would you be interested in making an appearance for a youth retreat in Georgia. If so, that would be truly amazing and we would really appreciate it. If you contact me i can give you more info on the details. Thanks. (and please don't send me junk if this isn't Dustin Diamond....i already get the joke of trying to pose as someone else) |
04th April 2002 - 01:00:42 AM |
884 : kyle obrien |
Hey Dustin,
How are you doing? My name is Kyle and i always thought you were the best one on the show. How can I see more of your stuff. You are soo cool. Write me back thanks!! PS I liked the hawaii episode!!! YEAH!! kyle |
05th April 2002 - 08:26:08 AM |
885 : Becky |
ive just watched on trouble saved by the bell in las vegas where kelly n zag got married it woz cool and i also saw saved by the bell in hawaii that woz cooool screech ur funnnnny and cuteeeeee has zag really died in real life i woz told he died in a car accident |
05th April 2002 - 01:22:12 PM |
886 : jo |
hey Dustin. I have never seen the saved by the bell movies but i would love to. But i must of seen almost every episode of the origional saved by the bell. I like every character is great but you are really funny and i dont think your a stupid dork!! Do you ever get in contact with any other cast members. love jo |
06th April 2002 - 02:49:16 AM |
887 : Timmy |
Saved by the bell mysteries at www.poop.com |
06th April 2002 - 10:23:05 AM |
888 : breeze |
Dustin, I have to hand it to you man, you are possibly the biggest twat I've ever seen. I used to own a T.V dut after watching one episode of that shitty show you were in, i sold it. |
06th April 2002 - 07:16:40 PM |
889 : BANGHARDY |
BANGHARDY RIPPER |
07th April 2002 - 03:43:27 PM |
890 : MEEMOP |
CHOOCHOO |