| 18th October 2004 - 01:53:20 PM |
| 10428 : Rocco |
| Hey Kurt, I took your advice and decided to head to the rest stops this weekend with some friends of mine. It was spectacular. I went to the first rest stop dressed as Belding and kept yelling "Now Boys" as I was sucked off for hours! I turned a bathroom stall into the prinipals office and gave ass fuckings as punishment followed by dirty sanchez and angry dragons! The rest stop was a paradise with snack machines and everything. Im going back for seconds soon! Hope everyone can make it. Ill be dressed as Slater next time. ROCCO |
| 18th October 2004 - 02:55:46 PM |
| 10429 : Erika |
| *melts* Dustin is so hot! Saved by the Bell rocked :) |
| 18th October 2004 - 04:52:23 PM |
| 10430 : Toots |
| D. Diamond can give me a blumpkin any time! I have all the SbtB DVDs, but skip to the Screech scenes. I start shooting blanks after the first 20 minutes!!! I swear, you can only blow your load so many times.... Anyways, keep up the good work Dustin, and anytime you want to pump, Toots is ready!!! |
| 18th October 2004 - 11:05:40 PM |
| 10431 : |
| http://www.dailycardinal.com/news/2003/11/20/Arts/Dustin.Diamond.Out.Of.The.Rough-563239.shtml Dustin Diamond out of the rough Former "Saved by the Bell" star explains his music Published: Thursday, November 20, 2003 Article Tools:Email This ArticlePrint This Article Page 1 of 1 Dustin Diamond seeks to reform his image as a TVīs lovable Screech to math-rockīs hardened rock star. Media Credit: Photo Courtesy www.savedbythebellnow.com Dustin Diamond seeks to reform his image as a TVīs lovable Screech to math-rockīs hardened rock star. Dustin Diamond is best known for his role as the nerdy, chess-playing character Screech Powers on "Saved by the Bell." He has since moved on to stand up comedy, movies and professional wrestling. The Daily Cardinal recently talked with Diamond about his latest album Salty the Pocketknife, shedding the Screech image and his first kiss with a fan. Daily Cardinal: What would you tell those people who think this album is merely an attempt for you to shed that Screech image? Dustin Diamond: Well, I don't really have to tell them anything. They're not people that I would hang out with. I mean, people can be very narrow minded but that's the way of the world. I am shepherd, not a sheep; I am a leader not a follower. There is enough sheep out there and enough followers that I don't really need to explain myself and my method of the way I live my life and the things that I have to do between the things that I want to do. Regardless, whether I want to do it or have to do it, its my calling. It's just stuff that's part of me. I wouldn't do anything that I didn't dig. Nothing I do in my life is to please anyone else. I don't look for approval from other people. They can bite me. What I do is for me and me alone and if me doing something causes someone to lose sleep at night, they've got issues. I don't need to worry about that. I'm not bitter towards anyone, there is no need to be. ... That may sound strong, but really what it is is its just, if someone says they don't like it, well, they don't like it. DC: Describe your band's genre of music. DD: There really is none. People have trouble placing us. They want to call us math-rock as if we're sitting around saying divide by six, add four, minus two-we've got a song! It just doesn't work that way. I play odd time because I naturally hear odd time. We don't do it to purposely create something in seven or something in six. It just happens that way and the type of music I play is the type of music I like to listen to. You know, there is no money in music unless you're at the top. The type of music we're doing is Mr. Bungle meets Frank Zappa-it's all odd time-so obviously we're not going to be the next *Nsync or the next Britney Spears-level band. However, there's going to be people out there who like the band and there's gonna be people out there that just don't get it and that's, I think, what makes it magic. DC: So let us in on the inside joke. Who or what is Salty the Pocketknife? DD: Salty the Pocketknife is just something that came out during a practice one day. We were figuring a name for the band and Evan and I couldn't decide on it. The way the band design is meant to be-Evan and I are the core of the project. We are the pulse behind it, you know, the bass and the drums-it makes sense. It's signified by odd time and we are the time signature of the band and so, the idea that music can get old very quickly if not handled right-I mean unless you're just diehard on the band and you're that rare, legendary chemistry status between the idea is to think of music as a book or as a story OK. It's the same authors delivering you a different story so the idea is that every album and every tour and every project that Evan and I are on, we will incorporate different a guitar player and a different singer. So the color-we'll provide the canvas in the bass and drums and then the color will be added by the guitar and then finally the voice... Finally the singer adds the final variety, the final mix. And because the singer is in the forefront, we're really letting them tell a story and we're providing the canvas on which they're painting, keeping the recognizability of myself and Evan as the bass and drums. The core sound of the band will always remain the same. But that keeps it fresh and new and I think that's what makes Salty tick. I think that's what makes us work. And I think to have the history of the name just came about in that we were going to call ourselves Salty so we were sitting there doing this first outing, Scott and Rose, our guitar player and singer for this project or this first album, Rose was singing "Salty the Pocketknife" as lyrics so we were cracking up. And we stopped during the song and Evan and I just started laughing and we said "Its going to be Salty," Salty is me and Evan, and then Butchy said Salty the Pocketknife and then we cracked up. [Laughs.] So, this becomes Salty [pause] the Pocketknife. DC: You said this a reflection of you guys and you aren't trying to cater to any specific audience. Are you worried about record sales? Are you concerned with the numbers? DD: I think if you worry about record sales you are in music for the wrong reason. I mean, I understand all of the pushes and pulls. If you have no record sales that means no one digs your music, but that's not necessarily the truth. I think that people, out of curiosity, are going to check this out because of me. And they have an album with me in it. I think that once people hear the music and the novelty of "Oh, he's in the band," is over, which should be done like the first song. I expect by the first song they'll go, "Wow, he can actually play, this isn't a joke," By the second or third song, they're either going to turn the album off and say, "I hate this. This is crap, I hate it," or they are going to say, 'This is amazing. I have to keep this album and tell people about it.' I think that's the magic lure of it. I don't like music that's wishy-washy, that's so timid and safe and passive that people can say, "Oh yeah, I guess I could listen to that." With this, you either love it or hate it. There really is no middle ground. DC: Do you have any typical child-star complaints or regrets? Do you think that your fame has hurt you or will help you with the new album? DD: I'm proud of all my work, I'm proud of what I've done. I mean, hey, I was on a sitcom that was the number one sitcom for kids all over the world and still is shown to this day 10-16 times a week in 106 countries. I think, in the success area, I have proven that I have what it takes to make an impact on the world. That was one outing ... other people see... It's kind of like the method of the crowd, the crowd thinks, "Wow. Well he did that. That means this is either going to sink or swim .. .He's aiming for it to be just as big or its going to fail horribly." This album could do a thousand sales, it could do a hundred sales, it could do ten sales, it could do a million sales, it doesn't matter. The music is put out there because there are other people like me out there that look for interesting music to absorb and to play and to listen to and to be hipped to and I'm one of those people and I know there are others like me out there because I met my band members. I meet people all the time that are such interesting people and they have a love for this and just like some people liked the show, some people didn't, its the same with music. There's a lot of people out there who didn't like the show, but there's a lot of people that did. And there was enough people that did to make it a success and make my name a household word. Will that happen with music, who knows? But I'm not doing the music for fame or fortune. I'm doing the music because it's in me, I have to do it. Because it's more than just a band-you've got your manager, your tour manager, your road manager, your marketing people. You've got your roadies, you've got your crew, you've got all these people that are really attached to the project because they dig it. They either like you or they like the music and it becomes an impactual thing in their life to where later in their life, they'll hear these songs or stumble across it when they have kids later on or whatever else, and say 20 or 30 years from now they play it back, they remember. DC: Was there ever a point in your 11-year run on "Saved By the Bell" when you just wanted to get out? DD: Oh yeah. You get sick of doing the same thing for so long. But then again, the series is your bread and butter. When you've got pay checks coming in and you're making good money and you know the job so well because you've been doing it for so long, why are you going to quit? Why are you going to walk away from that? It's that balance-if I walk away I may not get pigeon-holed then, but I may not ever work again or I may become huge. But for me, shoot, you may never get another chance at this so you've got a series and you've got a run, I don't want to end up like the chick on "Star Trek" that played Tasha Yan that left the show because she wanted to become bigger and better and have you ever seen her in anything else, ever? Nope. [Laughs.] She left "Star Trek," which has a built-in fan base of hundreds of millions of people, mistake. I'm not worried it. Just because I played a character so long on a TV show, what are people going to bag on me for? "You're a loser." "Why?" "Because you were on a number one rated show for 10 years. What a loser." I mean, that's just stupid. With the people that I worked with and with my work and with the crew and with everyone that made it come together, I think we did a fairly decent job. DC: One thing I've always wanted to know, how did you manage to fit in those lockers or in that tiny filing cabinet in Belding's office? DD: Ahhh, that's your special effects crew. Yanking walls out from behind the scenes. The locker was a real locker. They just pulled the hooks out and sanded down the metal edges so it was soft and padded inside and widened. They took all the drawers and pulleys and things out so that it was just a shell for the filing cabinet. Its a funny optical illusion but it's just an illusion. DC: So was your first kiss on screen? DD: Ummm... No. My first kiss was off screen. I don't really remember my first kiss. DC: Oh no! That's terrible! DD: I mean I do, but it's not like a vivid memory. I know who it was with. I met a girl when I was 12, she was 15. She had written a fan letter to the show and then we went to Disneyland together and we ended up kissing on one of the rides. But there are so many other firsts that were way more memorable than that, that took precedence over that way more. DC: I'm sure you get recognized all the time. What's the craziest thing a fan has ever done for you? DD: Ummm ... Can't talk about it! DC: Oh, god. DD: I'm sure you'll see me wandering around. You'll probably run into me-I mean, I live in Milwaukee. |
| 19th October 2004 - 12:12:13 AM |
| 10432 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding was the substitute gym teacher when the regular gym teacher was sick? Remember when the class played dodgeball that day? Remember when you and your class used 4 red dodgeballs during the game? Remember when Mr. Belding was the ref? Remember how Mr. Belding was much bigger than you and much stronger? Remember when 3 minutes into the game, Mr. Belding whipped a dodgeball as hard as he could right at the back of your head from 20 feet away? Remember when you turned around and started crying? Remember when Mr. Belding whipped another dodgeball right in your groin? Remember when you doubled over in pain? Remember when Slater then fired one of the dodgeballs at your stomach as you laid on the gym floor? Remember when Zack kicked you in the neck and then sat on your face and farted? Remember when Slater tied you to the rop hanging from the ceiling? Remember Mr. Belding brought out a tennis ball machine, set it on full power, and started firing tennis balls as your crotch? Remember the intense pain you felt as you were getting pelted with tennis balls? Remember when Slater tore off your gym shorts and underwear and felt an even more intense pain as Slater pounded away at you until he unleashed his load in your brownpipe? Remember when Mr. Belding and Zack did the same thing to you? Remember when your colon was so damaged from the encounter that you had to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of your life? Zack, Slater and Zack really got you that time! |
| 19th October 2004 - 03:26:14 AM |
| 10433 : suggestion |
| hey dustin, you should set up a chat room that your queer fans can get together and use to talk about you, mainly how much we want to have unprotected butt sex with you. you can call it "dustin's dumpster" or something. |
| 19th October 2004 - 07:24:43 AM |
| 10434 : Cap\'n Cum-chugger |
| Diamond, I really need to take a shit, how about I take it in your mouth, and then fuck you in the ass until you scream like the little bitch you are, you sexy jewish cum-dumpster. I want you to work my man-staff like a cow's udder. |
| 19th October 2004 - 08:45:50 AM |
| 10435 : Larry King |
| Hey Dusty, I think it would be most amusing if I raped the living bejeesus out of you live on air. Imagine the entire nation, transfixed in horror, watching as my crutsy, wrinkled, warty old cock slid in and out of your tight young boy-hole. Wouldn't that be hot?? LOOK OUT DUSTY!! I'M GONNA RAPE YA!!!! |
| 19th October 2004 - 10:58:22 AM |
| 10436 : Billy Blumpkin |
| Dear Dustin, my name is Billy Blumpkin, and I would love to do depraved, disgusting things to your anus. If you enjoy felching, rimming, insertions, distension, sphincter stretching, fisting, groping, being penetrated by a horse, anal creampies, shit snowballs, brown showers, anal ripcord beads, scat munching, or just good old-fashioned all-American butt-fucking, then please get in touch immediately. |
| 19th October 2004 - 11:00:47 AM |
| 10437 : Gay Zack |
| Billy - if Dustin turns you down I'd be more than willing to don an afro, put on zubaz and use words like "zoinks" |
| 19th October 2004 - 12:07:32 PM |
| 10438 : Tipper Gore |
| Mr. Diamond, I find the contents of your guestbook shocking and disgraceful. And that gets me really hot. Please cum by my place and insert your tongue into my famished, dried-out, wrinkled up cooter. |
| 19th October 2004 - 01:00:13 PM |
| 10439 : |
| diamond, I have repeatedly heard rumors that the head of your penis, when unwashed, smells like moldy camembert cheese. please confirm/deny. |
| 19th October 2004 - 01:29:36 PM |
| 10440 : GAZ |
| You are a total cunt. |
| 19th October 2004 - 01:56:42 PM |
| 10441 : Major Woody |
| DIAMOOOOOOND!!! Remember how, back in your Military School days, the other cadets used to rape the shit out of you? Remember how you actually enjoyed it, so, after lights out, you would lie face down, naked, on your bunk, and let them all have their way with you? Remember how, one night, you felt a penis that was larger than normal, and a heavier-than-usual person pinning you to the bed? Remember how you looked over your shoulder and saw that it was me, your instructor? Remember how you kept telling me to stop because my grown-up penis was too large for your tight, undeveloped ringpiece, but I didn't, and I pushed your face into the pillow to muffle your screams? Remember how your colon started tearing? Remember how after several minutes of excruciating agony I 'dishonorably discharged' my load into your bowels? Remember how you tried to report me to the Military Police, but the judiciary panel didn't believe you, and then took turns raping the shit out of you as well? I taught you a lesson that time, maggot! |
| 19th October 2004 - 02:00:02 PM |
| 10442 : AYMAN |
| I LOVE BIG COCKS AND NAKED MEN |
| 19th October 2004 - 06:19:21 PM |
| 10443 : Sissy Timmy |
| Rocco, what's an "Angry Dragon"? Kisses Timmy xxxxx |
| 19th October 2004 - 07:29:18 PM |
| 10444 : fuckface |
| how big is your fuckpole dustin? |
| 19th October 2004 - 07:55:59 PM |
| 10445 : Leigha |
| hey ppl |
| 19th October 2004 - 09:56:58 PM |
| 10446 : Dustin Diamond |
| re 10439: I am not sure how camembert smells. Thanks for the question! love, dustin |
| 19th October 2004 - 11:47:08 PM |
| 10447 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding took your class on an overnight whitewater rafting trip? Remember when you and your class camped out in the woods during your trip? Remember when Mr. Tuttle asked you to go get some sticks for a fire he was preparing? Remember when you fumbled about int he darkness looking for some wood to burn? Remember when you heard some leaves rustling and thought it was just a squirrel? Remember when you realized it was not a squirrel when Maxwell Nerdstrom's fist came flying out of nowhere, hitting you in the stomach? Remember when you groaned in pain? Remember when the black nerd who always wore highwater pants and glasses gave you a forearm in you Adam's apple? Remember you you fell over, struggling to breathe? Remember when you struggled breathing even more when Mr. Belding emerged from the darkness and lodged his erect penis down your throat? Remember when Nerdstrom tore off your pants and gave you a thorough anal pounding? Remember when the black nerd shit all over your back while this was going on? Remember when they finally let you go and you crawled back to camp by yourself looking as though you were in obvious pain? Remember how enraged Tuttle was when he saw you without any firewood? Remember when he and Mr. Belding dragged you into their tent and double-teamed you for 45 minutes? Remember when they were finally done and Tuttle and Belding took turns sticking pens up your cornhole? You got a good workout on that trip! |