| 25th October 2004 - 04:07:31 PM |
| 10568 : BM in Your Mouth, fucker |
| Hot lips, we are ready!! 1) Florida, bye bye; SENDING FAST PRAYERS 2) The boy who fell down, 'just get up, you asshole' 3) Julia Child, down for the last time 4) For those organists who die from swallowing their tongues or others' tongues 5) For Governor McGreevy who finds that it's NOT a tongue down his throat 6) For prayers to Doc MOJO, Princess Peussie's proctologist and his continuing gas pains 7) To Lady Shannon, "she went looking for blood, and now it's looking for her" LET US FIND GRACE! |
| 25th October 2004 - 06:35:41 PM |
| 10569 : I BMX FOR______/ PUNK MILISHA |
| HEY "RICK JAMES" WHICH IS DEAD INCASE YOU DONT GET OUT OFTEN OR READ THE PAPER POSTER #10551 I BMX FOR PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO POST AS "RICK JAMES" A SHABBY LOW LIFE COULD DO BETTER,I PITTY YOU , I PITTY YOU FOR YOU ARE THE STENCH THAT ROTTS IN THE STREET FOR YOU ARE THE SMELL OF THE ROT IN MY TRASH CAN. YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTH MY TIME WRITING THIS MESSAGE SO SUCK OFF!! |
| 25th October 2004 - 06:52:33 PM |
| 10570 : I BMX FOR_________/PUNK MILISHA |
| BUCK STUDLY...WHERE DO I/WE START? OH OKHOW BOUT HERE? YES GOOD YOU ARE A LONG TIME POSTER OR AT LEAST A FRESH AND FREQUENT ONE AS AM I WHEN DID YOU FIRST POST AND Y I SAY I/WE BECAUSE I ASUME MORE THAN 1 ALIAS WHEN TYPING OR DEALING W/ LEGALS NOW 2ND QUESTION IS WHO IS THIS PEUSSIE I HEAR ABOUT AND READ ABOUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY POST FROM HIM/HER (WHICH IT REALLY IS I DONT CARE) 3RD IS THIS THE BIGGEST GAY ATTRACTION IN THE WORLD OR WHAT? PERSONALY I AM NOT GAY AND SEENIG THESE FREAK'O'S SEND QUEER MESSAGES MAKES MY STOMACHE CHURN AND I FEEL AS IF BARFING WOULD NOT BE UNCOMMON MY GRATTITUDE GOES OUT TO YOU BUCK STUDLY I BMX FOR YOU T BMX FOR______/PUNK MILISHA GUY |
| 25th October 2004 - 07:37:35 PM |
| 10571 : Buck Jizzer |
| Who the fuck is Rich James? let's talk about Dustin and his love of garbage-love? OK, you turds! And as for that fucking asswipe Kurt Steinberg and his dingleberry brains, drain this one: Greetings to you assholes. I'm here again at the Monkey Cave, yeh it's a cave, NOT a hut or a toilet, al;though we sure got lots of action there when the lights are dim and the johns don't flush. I remember seeing Mommy accompanied by Princess Fluff doing the "Dance around the Turds" in the men's room there in Miraflores and we damned near laughed our butts off when she slipped on that used rubber and fell to her knees, praying and screamin "Fuck the pope". The good ol' days for damn sure. I recently attended a castration opera at Maria's Ass-Temple with little Boy on the Stage, again on the stage, and we had a lovely time. He even got in on the action and fucked a camel. Other than that: times are hard (so am I, yeh Smiles, turds) but we keep a pushing along and singing those dumbass Pat Robertson hymns....shit, that old fag doesn't have a clue about god or jesus or buddha or even Madre Loki's hot actions there on the Waikaka beaches during police raids. oh well..fuck it, one tries even though even Nana Bezerka says "don't waste yer time little Stumper.." God Bless that greased door knob here at the Shimmer House of Whack-offs, it sure do come in handy when you got to fill a hole or two. Over and very out! |
| 25th October 2004 - 08:19:03 PM |
| 10572 : Rocco |
| Hey Buck/Peussie whoever! Unless you are going to add to the board by talking about dumpster love or the intricacies of truck stops then please go away. ROCCO |
| 25th October 2004 - 08:38:49 PM |
| 10573 : |
| how sad... peussie is now a bigger joke on this board than even screech. |
| 25th October 2004 - 09:35:36 PM |
| 10574 : |
| gay zack, are these some of the diamond look-alikes that attend your dumpster parties? http://www.theath.ca/issues/10.28.03/features/images/features-word-st-screech.jpg http://stuorgs.lvc.edu/tke/photopage/random%20pics/SCREECH.jpg |
| 25th October 2004 - 10:40:11 PM |
| 10575 : rick james |
| BMX faggot, learn how to write! Writing in all caps makes you look like a retard. You should also take some spelling and grammar lessons, as half the words in your "sentences" are misspelled. And what's with the use of the word "BMX?" Maybe I should ride a BMX bike over your penis! I'm rick james, bitch! |
| 25th October 2004 - 11:19:05 PM |
| 10576 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, please contact me for a hot lunch! I will piss in your eyes, fart on your head and then drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your face! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th October 2004 - 01:18:15 AM |
| 10577 : Ted |
| Hello from Holland. Would like to hook up for gay sex. Any one here from Holland let me know. Have lots of toys for butt play. |
| 26th October 2004 - 01:45:51 AM |
| 10578 : |
| http://www.stoutonia.uwstout.edu/2001-2002/Stories/010927/et_01.html Screech invades UW-Stout by Tiffany Bockhop The Stoutonia Curly hair, a squeaky voice and mismatched clothes. Zoiks! Who could it be? Yes, the infamous Screech from ìSaved by the Bell.î On Thursday, Sept. 20, a comedic celebrity arrived in Menomonie. Dustin Diamond, known as Samuel ìScreechî Powers from ìSaved by the Bell,î delivered a mediocre stand-up comedic performance to University of Wisconsin-Stout students and guests. by Olson Agencies “Saved by the Bell” favorite Dustin Diamond performed a stand-up comedic act last Thursday to an almost sold out crowd in the Great Hall. With a room of 776 audience members, Steve Byrne, a well-known comedian who makes regular appearances at Comic Strip Live and Club 54 opened the show at 8 p.m. "I think it was a big success," Darrin Witucki, Director of Student Services said about Thursdayís performances. ìIt was a nice diversion based on the events of the last 10 days. I am happy with the turnout. After his sitcom days ended, Diamond decided to try stand-up comedy while also playing bass in his band, ìSalty, the Pocket Knife. It [stand up] is a new avenue I wanted to explore, Dustin Diamond said in an interview prior to Thursdayís performance. ìIt is good if you like to make people laugh, but always have something to fall back on. But how was UW-Stout able to find Screech? ìIt was purely by accident,î Witucki said. Witucki had been in contact with Diamondís agent for other events, and he found Diamond by surprise. He realized there was a gap in Diamondís schedule, and the rest fell into place. The performance was based on various aspects of his life as a celebrity and the character he portrayed. He went from Slaterís mullet haircut to being recognized in the bathroom while standing at a urinal. "It really isnít the environment you want to have a chit chat. To top it all off, the guy peed on me" [because the man turned in excitement when he realized who it was], Diamond said during his act. Diamond's performance itself was not as amusing as many as the audience members expected it to be. ìBeing more of a ëDuck Talesí kind of a guy, I didnít get all excited like my ëSaved by the Bellí friends did when Screech came out,î James Spencer Brooks, a sophomore in the Graphic Communications Management major said. ìBut since Mr. McQuack wonít be showing up in Menomonie soon, I would say that Screech is the biggest thing to hit town so far this year, even though he wasnít too funny. "It was cool to see him even though I thought the guy before him was more entertaining. If he wasn't who he was, it would have been boring," said Thursday nightís attendee Bridget Isaacson, a sophomore Industrial Design major. After a 10-year run on Saved by the Bell, Diamond hasn't found much work in the acting business. What became of his fellow cast members? Diamond said he hasnít kept in touch with his fellow cast members due to everyoneís busy schedule. One Saved by the Bell moment Diamond will never forget occurred while filming a scene while he was in the mascot Tiger suit. While Bayside was playing their Valley rivals, Screech was bouncing around in the Tiger suit. All you heard was a big poof, Diamond said in an interview prior to the show. And no one admitted to farting, so I did. But it wasnít me. Diamond shares few qualities with the nerdy character he is remembered for from Saved by the Bell. 'I'm a bit wacky, but I'm not Screech,' Diamond said. ìI added stuff to the character. I donít dress in goofy clothes, and my voice doesnít squeak during regular conversation.î Hoping to make a name for himself as Dustin Diamond instead of Screech, he plans to produce and direct in the future. "Screech is an icon of the 90s and it has been a great stepping stone." Whether he becomes successful behind the scenes later, he will always be remembered by a majority of his fans as Screech, the goofy, loveable dork of Bayside High. "Right now, I just want to have fun with my music and doing the stand-up thing" |
| 26th October 2004 - 04:17:24 AM |
| 10579 : Buck Studly |
| BMX - please only post here if your posts - a) have something to do with Dustin Diamond, gay sex, or both; and b) make at least some sense, unlike your last utterly retarded post, which was complete gibberish. WTF are you talking about, you stupid cunt? Same applies to Pussie. PS my offer of gay sex is still open. I know you're hot for me, so cum to Miami and I'll make you fly right, you little bitch. |
| 26th October 2004 - 07:07:46 AM |
| 10580 : Robin |
| Hey Check it my site www.robin-carter.tk |
| 26th October 2004 - 07:09:47 AM |
| 10581 : Joey Buttafuoco |
| Hey Screech, Suck my big greasy wop cock, you little assclown. I wanna make you my prison bitch. See, I've been working out, I'm buff as fuck. I wanna take your girlish hips in my big masculine hands and ram back onto my throbbing fuckpole. I wanna hear you shriek like a little girl. I want you to call me big papa. Then I'm gonna pin you to the floor and squeeze out a Napoli steamer right in your mouth. You better watch out tough guy, cos me and Tony Danza are gonna grab you off the street and spit roast you in a back alley. Kapiche, maggot-dick? |
| 26th October 2004 - 07:32:14 AM |
| 10582 : Dustin Diamond |
| Dear Robin, Your site stinks. Yours Dustin xxx |
| 26th October 2004 - 08:28:10 AM |
| 10583 : Rocco |
| Holy Shit! I have seen both of those fuckwads out on the dumpster circuit. I always thought they went screech because they liked taking it in the ass. But now I see that they are LIVING SCREECH'S. That is so sweet. The 1st link leads to the double dog who ate my spicy burrito out of my ass last week. He is known as the Lord of the Rim Goblins to my friends and I as he loves to give rim jobs and munch on turds. Im preparing to be Slater for Halloweed by not showering this week. Im also on a mexican only diet! I cant wait! Ive got a wrestling singlet that I cut the crotch out of my package can hang out. That should be a real TREAT for all who see it. Im definitely going door to door! TRICK OR TREAT like my package? Ill be eating a smelly burrito while doing this. After trick or treating Ill be hitting the dumpsters for some sweet man ass! Hope to see you all there! ROCCO |
| 26th October 2004 - 09:38:37 AM |
| 10584 : Mr. Belding |
| SCREEECH!! Report to my office immediately for some anal double-fisting followed by several Hot Lunches and a Queer Chili Dog, pronto! And bring all your pet goldfish with you, I wanna see how many I can fist up your ass and then use my wrinkled rod to 'go fishing'! |
| 26th October 2004 - 12:53:38 PM |
| 10585 : |
| dear dustin i wanna fuck you in the ass |
| 26th October 2004 - 01:07:25 PM |
| 10586 : cuntpisser |
| I want to eat out rocco's steaming man-cunt, giving it a wet, stern toungue-reaming and then spitting the little bits of corn and poop back into HIS mouth while I'm french kissing him afterwards... How fuckin' GAY is that, guys??!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! Eat my gooey rectal discharge, you shit-lickin' assfuck! |
| 26th October 2004 - 01:43:32 PM |
| 10587 : Saywhaat04 |
| Is Dustin Diamond really gay? I never knew that... Dang... |