15th October 2004 - 02:43:27 PM |
10388 : Corey Haim |
Hey everyone. I know everyone is waiting for fart patrol to come out and I just wanted to let everyone know that for xmas I want to send all of Dustins friends a free copy. Just email me and Ill make sure to rush you a copy of Fart Patrol before its even out in theatres. You just need to spread the word of its greatness before it comes out. We need to get the buzz out there! Peace, C. Haim |
15th October 2004 - 02:58:41 PM |
10389 : Dinky Doughnuts |
Right now, as I write this, Saved By the Bell - The College Years is just starting on T.B.S.... Toward the end of the opening credits, there is a shot of screech flexing his arm muscle! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! This is one of the most spankable things that I have ever seen in my entire life! Sorry guys, but I have to go and beat off RIGHT NOW... Whoops!!! Too late!!!! I couldn't help blowing a load in my shorts just telling you folks about it... Oh well, give me ten or fifteen minutes to reload and we can try this one more time... Oh fuck!!! It just happened again!!!!! My involuntary spooge-reflex has kicked into permanent perpetual overdrive, thanks to the viewing of this video... AAAARRRGGHGHGH!!!!! (I just lost another load!!!...). |
15th October 2004 - 03:08:03 PM |
10390 : Penis Enlargement Pills |
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15th October 2004 - 04:09:16 PM |
10391 : |
Shut the fuck up, you half-assed carnival barker!!! Why don't you take your penis pills and shove 'em up your ass, you stupid, spam-shoveling shithole!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND DON'T COME BACK - OTHERWISE WILL BE FORCED TO RUN UP ON YOU AND KICK YOUR TINY, ATROPHIED SCROTUM WIDE OPEN WITH MY METAL SOCCER CLEATS, MAN!!!... DUMBASS PIECE OF PUTRID PIG SHIT. |
15th October 2004 - 04:35:03 PM |
10392 : |
I agree - shove your pills up your fucking ass, cunt belch. The same applies to the porno retards. THIS BOOK IS FOR DUSTIN-RELATED QUEER FANTASIES AND DISCUSSION, NOT FOR SPAM!!! Cunts. |
15th October 2004 - 06:08:33 PM |
10393 : Gay Zack |
I'm going to do some serious fucking tonight at the rest stops - I need to get away from the crowed dumpsters and go back to my roots. The rest stops are great, i usually sit in a stall by another that has "tap yout foot fives times for anal" written on the door. It works great and I met so many interesting people, I figure I can get about 7 different partners tonight. I got to go get some lube to prepare for tonight. |
15th October 2004 - 09:40:05 PM |
10394 : |
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15th October 2004 - 11:49:11 PM |
10395 : STATIK |
STOP DISGRACING HIS GREAT SITE WITH YOUR FAGGOTDOM |
16th October 2004 - 02:10:15 AM |
10396 : |
Fuck you statik, lick my balls you fuckin' asshole |
16th October 2004 - 02:29:25 AM |
10397 : |
any dudes wanna talk dirty 'bout dustin email me stevo32b@hotmail.com |
16th October 2004 - 11:07:46 AM |
10398 : Kurt Steinberg |
10391, I agree with you. Message to all: if you don't fantasize about using Diamond's lips as a toilet seat or at least watching him and Mr. Belding get it on, then you should probably stop posting here! - Kurt Steinberg |
16th October 2004 - 11:10:37 AM |
10399 : |
http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=dominate_me_now |
16th October 2004 - 04:04:30 PM |
10400 : Victoria Shitmonster |
As I toss and turn in my diarreah-soaked sheets, my heart longs for you, Dustin... |
16th October 2004 - 05:05:15 PM |
10401 : Lisa Turtle |
Hey Screech, I guess it is now time to express my ever passionate love for you. As you well know, I rejected you in just about every episode of SBTB, apart from the dance...and that was only because no one else would go with me because I'd injured my foot. I would just like to say, your high/low pitched voice combination turns me on in a way that my scooter runs out of battery fluid, your curly mop is something to grab hold of, I like that in a man. That new little beard you have aquired is very sexy...almost man-like. So there you go, I've loved you from when I first set eyes on you Screechy boy, hope to get intimate with you sometime soon. P.S. Do you have Zack Morris' number? Love from, Lisa Turtle Scooter loving freak. |
16th October 2004 - 05:19:50 PM |
10402 : George BUSH, yeh It\'s ME, the IDIOT |
I'm very worried. Just read this article, yeh, I can read a little, and this is serious. Let me know what you think. Thanks...or whatever. ++++++++++++++++ COLUMBIA, Mo. - A former church minister and Boy Scout leader who cut off another man's genitals in a makeshift gender reassignment surgery in a motel room, pleaded guilty to first-degree assault and practicing medicine without a license. Jack Wayne Rogers, 59, of Fulton, Mo., admitted on Friday he performed the grisly operation about two years ago. "I told Mr. Abercrombie that I could cut his penis off, then insert what is still hanging out into what would become his new vagina, and he'd be looking like a new woman. It was the least I could do considering that I've never studied medicine". Circuit Judge Gary Oxenhandler followed the recommendation of prosecutors, sentencing Rogers to 17 years in prison for assault and seven years for the illegal surgery. The judge stated, "Who knows what would get cut off next". The prison time is to run concurrently with a 3-month sentence handed to Rogers in April after he pleaded guilty to child pornography and obscenity charges mainly for being caught sitting on the face of a ten year old girl while he took snapshots of the event 'from above'. Rogers promised Michael Abercrombie he'd remove his genitals in a seven-hour operation. That time passed, complications developed and bleeding refused to stop. "I must admit that my hobby is removing testicles from males; I thought of doing that while being a Boy Scout leader, and perhaps ending up with either a group of Brownies or Girl Scouts". Abercrombie, now known as Miss Madison today, says she didn't feel like a victim at first, but changed her mind after prosecutors presented her Rogers' checkered criminal history, peppered with allegations of cannibalism and a pornography collection that included photographs of severed genitals and children being tortured during violent sexual acts. Rogers' refrigerator, upon police inspection, contained three frozen sets of testicles and four severed penis parts. Sections of each penis including one penis-head had been partially eaten off. Police Investigator Ralph Samuelsohn, reported, "I think he just reached into the 'frigerator and would take a chomp outta whatever was there on the plate. He didn't even use ketchup or steak sauce". "I didn't know his motivation when I went into it," said Miss Madison. "I was under a lot of emotional stress, and it seemed like there was no alternative. I thought he'd just remove my cock and balls, but had no idea that these would end up on his dinner table." Abercrombie, a nursing student, must undergo additional surgeries to complete her gender reassignment. "Now I have a number of strange lumps, bumps and holes that just shouldn't be there, and I find that attempting to have sex with men is strange, as my male partners cannot find which hole to enter for which activity. I am still waiting to find out about the new breasts I need and hope that they don't end up on my back so I look like a hunchback." Valerie Leftich, Rogers' public defender, said she advised her client to plead guilty to avoid further prison time. She stated, "When he brought a sandwich into court to eat during the recess, and I noticed pubic hair on the lettuce and something that resembled a foreskin, I became more than worried. He offered me some and I declined." "He is getting concurrent time," she said. "If he had gone to trial, he very well could have gotten consecutive time. He will probably have quite a different menu while in prison. He made the remark during the trial that he was considering becoming a vegetarian. This caused the judge and members of the courtroom to burst out in laughter, which I found somewhat inappropriate". Rogers was sent to prison for four months in 1992 on federal child pornography charges. He is still being investigated in the torture and killing of a Skidmore man, whose sex organs and tongue were never found at the scene of the crime. Branson Kayne Perry, 20, disappeared in April 2001. A police search of Rogers' property turned up a necklace and pair of lace panties which belonged to the man. Rogers has denied killing Perry and has not been charged. Rogers stated, "I'd never kill any guy just to remove his cock and balls. That sounds more like something a Michael Jackson might do". |
16th October 2004 - 05:40:51 PM |
10403 : Bush Hater |
George Bush sucks on his mommie's vagina and fuxx his daddy in the ass. He also felches Dick Cheney and then spits the come into his brother Jeb's mouth when he's french kissing him afterwards. |
16th October 2004 - 06:03:35 PM |
10404 : Mystery Loves Some VOMIT.... |
I just don't understand this HATRED of BUsh...OK, so he's a jerk and wasn't born with a brain. BUT wow, when I read in that Kitty Kelly book on the Bush Family that Laura Bush in highschool was not only smoking dope but selling it, I GOT DAMNED IMPRESSED. THAT BITCH IS SMOKING!! OK, so she married beneath her, that dumbass little rich white trash...but hey, now she can reap or is it rape the benefits of stealing oil from Iraq and calling it DEMOCRAZY. Grrroooving with some vomit to you all....but check this one out. WE SHOULD all be worried about Dustin and what he's caused in general, and not just in California!!! +++++++++ Greetings to my dear friends and globs of goo! YES it is time to celebrate the coming of Spring with fresh orgies and lots of 'giving head' in the Classical Way. Don't think however I'll make it down to the RANCH although Michael sent me an invitation...and by the way, I'm sending you all this peculiar Ranch story which I can verify IS TRUE! In fact I've got some damned good videos of these young slaves being turned into old, nasty slaves, worked on and trained to be the best sex objects in Southern California.....I'm off to Hawaii and that MASS ON THE BEACH with Madre Loki, with hopes that they've managed to turn that vast sewage system there which drains right onto the beach OFF.....and I won't have to dodge those 'turd submarines' during the Mass itself. Hi there, Fluff......Nana Bezerka sends her best to you....as do I to all of my fans. "Mount me if you must, but don't kiss me"....oh god i love THAT film. |
16th October 2004 - 06:54:15 PM |
10405 : kai |
u fuck hard |
16th October 2004 - 07:19:29 PM |
10406 : Marina Fudgepacker, with my new sex change |
Hello Gang, It's me again and back from that Vaginal Fisting Convention in New Orleans. Wow, I can hardly walk. Saw Mary Mount there and drunk as usual. Gordo had been there and seemed ill at ease not being on meds and downers...Groove on, he yelled at me from the passing train. see you all soon, Marina |
16th October 2004 - 09:26:53 PM |
10407 : Statik |
you just angri becuse i not subtim to u seit so go and play in the pizza corner |