| 05th October 2004 - 01:01:12 AM |
| 10168 : Please Drink My Urine |
| Hey george, fuck off you little shit-lickin' assfuck. I'd like to take a hot steamy shit in you're mouth and then piss all over you're diarreah-laden face, SHITBOY!!!!!!!! |
| 05th October 2004 - 05:39:40 AM |
| 10169 : T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O |
| ß T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) ë |
| 05th October 2004 - 08:30:51 AM |
| 10170 : Rocco |
| Hey George, How can you possibly read Gay Zacks last post and think this site is a waste of time? You suck balls and you know it! I think I was you were Peter Brady the other night weren't you? No one wanted to penetrate your fat zit covered ass so you just pouted. Now your coming in here to attack the double dog? I don't think so. Lose 60 pounds and clear up the zits on your ass then mabey if you wear a mask someone might want to cornhole you! Rocco |
| 05th October 2004 - 08:52:32 AM |
| 10171 : xxx |
| I wnt pucshrs sex |
| 05th October 2004 - 10:14:01 AM |
| 10172 : george |
| Oh, hey, I forgot to mention that I think it would be totally hot to ram my throbbing schlonger up Dustin's ass and then unleash a volley of my HIV+ semen inside his digestive tract. I also think it would be hot to put my cock & balls in a meat grinder. |
| 05th October 2004 - 12:07:15 PM |
| 10173 : george |
| Hi, my name is george and I'm really only truly at my best when I've got a big, thick, juicy cock stuffed up my rectum. I also like to suck black cocks when I'm high. |
| 05th October 2004 - 12:28:34 PM |
| 10174 : Mugu Mugu |
| Protest Poetry; volume: poETICA pax la HUMANA...(Int. English language version) Antifada Coalition of poets: "poetica for peace&literature for moral and ethical responsibility" HONOURED HUMANBEING MUST BE ANTI-SEMITE, AS LONG AS... ........as long as the bloodsuckers are the traditionally enemies of mankind/ what we still testimonie that they are the most nonsense fascist creatures.../ as long as they use "Big Brother" as a kind of "Big Bulldog"/ as long as they use the United Nations as a special condom during/ endless violences against the communities worldwide/ as long as they insist to accuse the poor muslims, although the usually instruments of imperialism issued the famous plot on JF Kennedy/ and WTC on 9/11, / as long as zionism is a form of performed racism, ultra fascism/ as long as their main form of knowledge is a foolish manipulation of history/ as long as the zionist occupational mafia use the U.S. as terrorist state instrument/ as long as "all your property is theft", stolen from Germany, Palestine/ and now from Iraq/ as long as USrael is a fascist colonial mafia/ at the occupied home of Mediterranean peoples/ as long as they continue to destroy the brotherhood,/ the "world peace", happy songs of children,/ positive dreams on future and "anti-war resolutions"/ as long as they produce historical lies against all the big profiles of humanbeing like Lenin, Che Guevara, Josef Stalin,/ Kim Il Yung, Adolf Hitler, Ho Shi Minh, Mao Zedung/ and all the heroes who never accepted to be corrupted member/ of fake lobbies by your "imperialist Gudfader"/ as long as zionist lobbies&collaborated "official criminals" support all kind of terrorism/ as long as they attack the working class, work unions, church,/ they manipulate and provocate our organizations,/ our communities who titled "Socialist," "Communist," "Marxist," "Leninist,"/ or any other revolutionary initiatives/ as long as their "corporate ruling chiefs" try to dominate world/ as long as they drive sabotages against all cultures and equality laws/ as long as their boss use all dirty methodes/ for exploating enormous power/ for instance the fanatical Jews&collaborated "lapdogs"/ are in control of the United States, a "medial-mania animalia" betrayed people/ as long as primary form of democracy involves large assassination/ likely to "cleansing" Martin Luther King, J. F. Kennedy, Patrice Lumumba, Olof Palme,/ and Work Unions' leaders like Moffa/ as long as they would rather watch people starving/ meanwhile they admire mostly kartels, holdings,/ stock exchange and food trade monopolies.../ as long as they use humanbeing as their prisoned laboratory animals/ during your genetically modification researches/ as long as they threaten all kind of civilizations/ by nuclear power that their father Ariel Sharon settled in Dimona and around it/ as long as they drive mass corrupt/ by any regimes who accept to drive their projects/ like "democratical masked" censorship and neo-"McCarthyism"/ as long as they massacre the peoples/ like poor Afghanistan, Iraq, Balkans, Palestine, Syria/ and use collaborated dictatorships like Chile, Argentina/ which slaughtered its own people by youre financial support/ as long as they drive the insanity sanctions/ for instance ongoing sanctions against poor Cuba,/ wrecked Middle East, Balkans, Middle Asia, Somalia, North Korea/ as long as they produce new torture instruments,/ demolishing the buildings, civilization been stolen,/ natur deserved, children cry without medicine,/ looting goes on in the "americanized testing areas"/ as long as they use foxy channels,/ hired massmedial shurks who systematically lying by their side/ as long as truth is antisemitic/ ........so after all such cases, ongoing crimes against humanity / civilization must response these masked enemies/ and profites behind this dirtyness/ civil courage is a ground duty of civilization/ .......HONOURABLE HUMAN BEING MUST BE ANTI-SEMITE ** written by Andrea Collins andrea_collins@usa.net distribution by Mugu Guyman Down with Zionist Imperialism and join the SolidarityLomeTogo@Lagos_Nigerian.org Mugu Mugu calls here: guy men, keep oooooooooooooooooooooooffff the Jewish fascists! http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/8425/index.htm Lome&Lagos&Havanna&Kiruna cities capitol cities of TOGO&NIGERIA&CUBA&LAPONIA ========================================================================================================= DEMOCRATIZING BEGAN IN IRAQ ** coalition troops set heavy weapons/ thousands of marine soldiers,/ airplanes, tanks, uniformed lapdogs and bulldogs/ open and secret machines of modernized war industry/ general Shurk in Pentagon says;/ we bring democracy / meanwhile they systematically bombed/ showed fake pictures, Ghurka-media served/ massacred civil people of Basra, Baghdad, Mosul/ like Dresden, Leipzig, Berlin / on the blood of children, they declared victory/ at least, the thieves celebreting everywhere/ world witnessed similarly scenes under WW II, americans saving the plunderers/ the Jews, steal wealth of whole Continent/ and escaped to Tel Aviv, Jew York, Sweden, London, AUSraelia/ like that, looting continues all over Iraq/ general Shurk in Pentagon says;/ "...democratizing continues!"(!!!)/ ** written by Victoria Miller victoria_miller@yahoo.com distribution by me, Mugu Guyman Down with Zionist Imperialism and join the SolidarityLomeTogo@Lagos_Nigerian.org Mugu Mugu calls here: guy men, keep oooooooooooooooooooooooffff the Jewish fascists! http://users3.cgiforme.com/amnesty/cfmboard.html Lome&Lagos&Havanna&Kiruna cities capitol cities of TOGO&NIGERIA&CUBA&LAPONIA ========================================================================================================= "I AM AN AMERICAN NOW!" ** when the criminals released from prisons of Iraq/ most bloody pedophile ones didn't delay/ to embrace these uniformed human butchers/ Evangelian Jewish coalitioned bastards, followers/ same day he killed two children more/ "I am cleansing Saddam's guards". explained/ when a journalist witnessed him on next deal/ manouvred well, joined plunderer masses of thieves/ the journalists almost took his group's photo/ because he was most active provocator instrument/ on all the cold-bloody scenes, what Big Brother needs/ to manipulate the opinion centers of the communities/ most useful traitor like many other willing whores, everywhere/ I saw him when he climbed on Saddam Hussein's and other kind of statues in museums/ like a monkey danced on the ruined wealth of the Mesopotamian culture/ "democracy saver army" saved such nonsense actors during looting/ weared American flag/ on an american tank cried/ showed his knife and a handful bloody dollars/ yelled like an true Texas jackal: "I am an American now/ I love you Bush double U Sharon!.. from and now I am an AmeeeeriiiiiCoww!.." ** written by Martin Brandberger martin_b@yahoo.com distribution by Mugu Guyman Down with Zionist Imperialism and join the SolidarityLomeTogo@Lagos_Nigerian.org Mugu Mugu calls here: guy men, keep oooooooooooooooooooooooffff the Jewish fascists! http://www.antiimperialista.com/de/view.shtml?category=3&id=997972989&keyword=+ Lome&Lagos&Havanna&Kiruna cities capitol cities of TOGO&NIGERIA&CUBA&LAPONIA ========================================================================================================= WORST THAN MAD COWS ** deputy command Simon Hornywitz said/ "We fight like dogs"/ your wrong, dude/ dogs are more honorable/ than the vermin/ who have been sent/ across the ocean/ to bomb women and children ** written by James McCartney james_mac@aol.com distribution by Mugu Guyman Down with Zionist Imperialism and join the SolidarityLomeTogo@Lagos_Nigerian.org Mugu calls here: guy men, keep oooooooooooooooooooooooffff the Jewish fascists! mugu@mugu.com http://kurdistan.org/Articles/kemal1.html Lome&Lagos&Havanna&Kiruna cities capitol cities of TOGO&NIGERIA&CUBA&LAPONIA ========================================================================================================= I WITNESSED THE VICTIMS IN IRAQ ** American soldiers drink Coke/ in their air-conditioned Abram-tanks/ meanwhile looting ontinues/ museum, shops and bank/ crows plundring even the hospitals/ chiefs of doctors try to say stop/ when a cynical robber vandalizing the medicines/ of the heavy wounded children/ sergant Aaron Hornywitz smiling and say stop/ to the crying doctor ** written by Paula Bradley paula_19@gmx.net distribution by Mugu Guyman Down with Zionist Imperialism and join the SolidarityLomeTogo@Lagos_Nigerian.org Mugu Mugu calls here: guy men, keep oooooooooooooooooooooooffff the Jewish fascists! http://www.cilicia.com/armo10i_kurdistan.html Lome&Lagos&Havanna&Kiruna cities capitol cities of TOGO&NIGERIA&CUBA&LAPONIA ========================================================================================================= I UNDERSTAND VIETNAM BETTER ** ghurka soldiers of imperial coalition/ killed each other, just now, again/ this kind of massacre/ nicknamed "friendly fire"/ the command who fourth time/ ordered such "friendly" barbarity/ nicknamed "droger master Ehud"/ outlawed son of/ ecstacy homo-whore servant Abraham/ and admiral Amfetamin Aaron/ ** written by Charles Morgan charlie_morgan@vanadoo.fr distribution by Mugu Guyman Down with Zionist Imperialism and join the SolidarityLomeTogo@Lagos_Nigerian.org Mugu Mugu calls here: guy men, keep oooooooooooooooooooooooffff the Jewish fascists! http://guerilla.hypermart.net/discus/ Lome&Lagos&Havanna&Kiruna cities capitol cities of TOGO&NIGERIA&CUBA&LAPONIA ========================================================================================================= ELECTED KINKIES BEGAN TO MASSACRE THE OPPRESSED PEOPLES -last minute's news by the poetry power for peace: ** the hidden weapons of mass delusion/ declared by the resistance Arab leader Saddam Hussein/ maybe it'll schock you, now/ ingredients of this "thing"; also,/ was simply one liter stink by Bushy double WC/ beyond this kinky, Tory BLiar 250 gr/ 100 gr swinishly mucus of Human Butcher Sharon/ 90 gr coaliton's boss of Western weapon markets/ compozed with urines of all the lapdogs, shurk satellites/ simply, it was the secret great sh'it complex/ what all the druged authorities eat it desirous, labeled/ massmedial lies on Iraq's weapon of massdestruction ** it's completely forbidden to declare the truth/ 'cause massfalsification is the judaic tradition/ offical history is already one of the monopol of jackals/ most advanced and exposed zionist freakness since WW II ** written by Tim Timerson time_newspeek@aol.com http://english.jinbo.net/ Lome&Lagos&Havanna&Kiruna cities capitol cities of TOGO&NIGERIA&CUBA&LAPONIA ========================================================================================================= NOTHING is NEW at the jew-controlled WESTERN FINANCIAL FRONT ** wow, it was the top secret!!!/ the world been betrayed again by the zionist imperialism/ Iraq case is a living evidence the turth prohibited/ sistem produces its own redacteurs/ insist not explain the truth/ falsification is ground rule of judaic tradition/ already we study fake history at the faculties/ what produced by the zionist imperialism/ these jackals who living by industries of massacres/ advanced on falsery/ most experienced since WW II ** written by Tim Timmerson time_newspeek@aol.com http://user.domaindlx.com/karutzar/ Lome&Lagos&Havanna&Kiruna cities capitol cities of TOGO&NIGERIA&CUBA&LAPONIA ========================================================================================================= (second version on same subject, yes) WEAPONS OF MASS DELUSION EXPOSED by IRAQ -last minute's news by the poetry power for peace: ** the hidden weapons of mass delusion/ declared by the Arab resistance leader braveheart Saddam Hussein/ maybe his declaration schock you, now/ ingredients of this "subject"; also,/ was simply one liter stink by Bushy double WC/ beyond this kinky, Tory BLiar 250 gr/ 100 gr swinishly mucus of Human Butcher Sharon/ 90 gr coaliton's boss of Western weapon markets/ compozed with urines of all the lapdogs, shurk satellites/ like Berlusconi's brain, it was the top secret sh'it complex/ what all the druged authorities eat it desirous, labeled/ massmedial lies on Iraq's weapon of massdestruction ** but, it's already completely forbidden to declare the truth/ 'cause massfalsification is the judaic tradition/ official history looks like a kinde of the political whore/ one of the monopoly by liberal market of jackals/ most advanced and exposed zionist freakness since WW II ** written by Tim Timerson time_newspeek@aol.com Hello, Comrados!.. It's me, Mugu; comrades calling me Guyman!.. This is wonderful solidarity!.. Keep oooooooooooooooooooooooffff the Jewish fascists! I set here a nice poem as my thankful to the readers.. We are strong togerher and we built a group here, it looks like an International movement, Lome-Togo&Lagos-Nigeria movement, already struggle against Zionist Imperialism. We have been inspirated by the cöose Comrados, Anti-Zionist Laponians. Down with Zionist Imperialism!.. Mugu and friends always by the oppressed peoples, against the zion controlled Racism&Intolerance&Ignorance!... Join us, SolidarityLomeTogo&Lagos_Nigerian.org or simply contact me!.. With my Solidarity Regards from Mugu Guyman, Togo&Nigeria-line... mugu_guyman@yahoo.com Mugu http://www.internationalanswer.org/ Lome&Lagos&Havanna&Kiruna cities capitol cities of TOGO&NIGERIA&CUBA&LAPONIA ========================================================================================================= YOU MIGHT BE an ANTI-SEMITE, if... ** you believe that a word means what it says/ it means like "Alice in Wonderland"/ you take the Human Rights seriously/ you want know why the imperialists have tolerance to the Jewish racists/ you want know the reason why the Jews hate you/ when you say "there is only race, the human race"/ you want know why "targeted killings" are not assassinations/ you want know how occupational Imperialists force the oppressed people/ became the "suicide bombings heroes"/ you're uncertain why people who have never been slaves/ and have been given privileges/ and rights denied to you get away with invoking the legacy of slavery/ you're confused by the separation of church/ and state in America/ and the massive subsidization of the theocratic mafia power of USrael/ American civil rights laws baffle you/ in light of Western's blind support of USrael/ and its "true Holocaust process on the occupied areas"/ you can't quite grasp how exactly racial conflicts/ driven by the oligarchical power/ you don't know how forced "Jewish controlled integration",/ forced bussing, forced racial selected recruitments/ and the denial of basic property rights/ and social interaction are "freedom"/ you're at a loss to explain how the alleged premeditated murder of/ any fascist Jews is any more morally repugnant/ than the premeditated murder of tens of millions of people/ you're unemployed/ under employed and over-taxed/ and you can draw the connection/ to "open borders lobby" of Bushy bullshit shurks/ you believe in the "equal" applications of principles and standards to everyone/ you see our record budget deficits,/ depression-era economy, record trade deficits/ and record national and personal debt/ and don't know where the billions we give away to USrael come from/ you get a sick feeling in your stomach/ when you see a beautiful child/ like a flower of the occupied Middle East being "defiled"/ and commodified by the ZOGang/ you don't bother to "vote" because deep down in your heart/ you know the whole political process/ in this country is a charade and a farce/ you've lost hope because you have a pervasive sense/ that anything of real meaning/ and authenticity has long ago been stripped, denuded/ and debased to the level of an "infomercial"/ you can't understand how things/ that are so "meaningless" have come to be all that matter,/ yet things that define what it means to be a human being/ have been trivialized into irrelevance or outright political incorrectness/ somewhere deep inside yourself you feel privileged/ and special because you're unarmed between jackals/ you want working class back/ you don't know how it came to be/ that fist-fucking replaced "reading, writing & arithmetic."/ you don't know how it's possible/ that you can go to any magazine stand on any street corner in any city/ and buy newspapers or magazines covering every topic imaginable,/ from hang gliding to bestiality,/ yet you will never ever find anything/ even remotely expressing anything/ approaching Anti-Imperialist consciousness/ you can't reconcile being told/ that you're living in the land of the free yet your political system,/ your economy, your foreign policy, your culture civilization/ and destiny are in the control of/ and at the mercy of a hostile alien minority/ like Laponians-Indians-Palestinians/ you're told that this is the home of the brave but all you see/ is an imperial mercenary taxing you blind/ and reigning MOAB bombs down on women/ and children in the name/ and for the benefit of a foreign nation whose agents have infiltrated/ and bought-off the Federal Government/ and then celebrating "victory" over goat herders/ that we've spent the last ten years embargoing/ and in generally reducing to the Stone Age/ you're capable of thinking for the future on honoured mankind/ and performed civilization/ you sometimes look at the television/ like itz an electronic version of "Chucky"/ in conclusion, you are an anti-Semite if you're a gentile/ what ADL&Mo$$ad files described/ ** written by Paolo Martinez paolo_marti@yahoo.com distribution by Mugu Guyman Hola, por favour PAX la HUMANA&la BELLA ANTISEMITE poETICA!..Down with Zionist Imperialism and join the SolidarityLomeTogo@Lagos_Nigerian.org Mugu Mugu calls here: guy men, keep oooooooooooooooooooooooffff the Jewish fascists! http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm Lome&Lagos&Havanna&Kiruna cities capitol cities of TOGO&NIGERIA&CUBA&LAPONIA ========================================================================================================= Mugu GUYMAN from Nigeria explains here online, "How the PEDOPHILES WON NOBEL PRIZE via Scandinavian dominated judaized Evangelian piggies&Zionist lobby arrangers?" http://www.mugu.com/cgi-bin/Brand/news/tgfc97_1.html http://www.mugu.com/cgi-bin/Upstream/People/Himmelfarb/dissent.html http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/000519.html#comment2125 |
| 05th October 2004 - 12:58:35 PM |
| 10175 : Mugu-Hater |
| Hey I have a question for everybody - How come this stupid assfuck can post his commie pinko propaganda, filling almost the entire page with his towelhead crap, while my warm and tender musings on homoerotic romance are cut off after only one or two paragraphs??!! This is not fair, Mugu Mugu, and for this I will cut off your testicles and feed them to the hyienas, you ass-felching fuckhole!!!! |
| 05th October 2004 - 01:16:42 PM |
| 10176 : Big Bang Baby Bitch-hole |
| Dear Mugu, why don't you fuck off and die, you diarreah-drinking shithole |
| 05th October 2004 - 01:26:14 PM |
| 10177 : Chachi |
| Chach on watch! The insults are adding up in this festering cesspool! The Chach demands that president Bush step in personally clean up this trashbin so that decent, honest people can worship the double dog and his greatness. Dustin has become a spiritual leader to many and to desecrate him and his name should be punished. Stop the desecration of the double dog or DA CHACH will crush you! DA CHACH |
| 05th October 2004 - 01:29:26 PM |
| 10178 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Wow, two stupid cunts (Mugu and George) and that kiddie porn motherfucker all posting in the space of 1 day. This sucks. Diamond - you'd better do something about your guestbook so that the queers who post here to exchange deranged, gonzoid fantasies don't feel alienated by the worthless spam- and shit-shovelling sub-humans! I'm another who would like to know how to overcome the automatic psot!!!1 text limit. I'm not very l33t and can't work it out. If I could, maybe I would flood the guestbook with pornographic SBTB ASCII art!!! |
| 05th October 2004 - 01:33:08 PM |
| 10179 : Gay Zack |
| I am looking for someone to shit in my mouth while another person urinates on my rectum, as all this goes on I will jerk off onto the Wall Street Journal. The first person to lick my batter off gets to violate me analy, half way through the pounding, you will take your cock out, stick it in a can of quaker oats and put it back inside me - I call that the Wilford Brimley. I can't find someone at the dumpsters to do this. I might ask george, I bet he's into that kind of stuff. |
| 05th October 2004 - 01:39:38 PM |
| 10180 : Gay Zack |
| Lustin, I know what you mean about homerotic ASCII art - I have tried to post some in the past only for them to get all fucked up looking, not spankable material. If we could post pornographic SBTB ASCII art, I would most likely ruin my moniter with the amount of cum that would undoubtably cover the moniter from excessive spanking - just thinking of it has given me a tent that Mario and Dustin could greek wrestle in and still have room for me to give a reach around to the winner. |
| 05th October 2004 - 01:41:13 PM |
| 10181 : Rocco |
| Hey gay zack Im totally there. The Wilford Brimley sounds orgazmic! I lost a load just reading it. Let me know when and where so I can make sure to eat a lot of mexican shortly before! Do you want me to dress like Slater and bring my zubaz and wig for you? DUMPSTER SEX IS BEST!!! ROCCO |
| 05th October 2004 - 03:27:56 PM |
| 10182 : Dustin Diamond |
| Somehow i get the feeling not everyone takes my guestbook as serious as they should. Im thinking about closing this guestbook. Sorry fans, but this is goin too far. STAY OF DRUGS KIDS Dustin |
| 05th October 2004 - 04:00:42 PM |
| 10183 : Rocco |
| Diamond if that's the real you meet me behind smittys fries in the dumpster tonight for some hot ass lovin! First Ill set fire to your poofy hair. Then Ill rub your balls in kerosene and light them up to so your aflame from your balls and head. Then Ill bend you over and fuck your ass for a good hour or so, just before I spurt Ill bend over and release a stream of diareahh on you then ejaculating on your hair. Finally to put out the fire Ill piss on you!!! Sound hot and erotic? Be there at 7. Ive got wood already ROCCO |
| 05th October 2004 - 04:31:30 PM |
| 10184 : |
| I love it when douche bags post as Dustin and think they he has anything to do with this site. Don't these fakes realize this is a site for his enourmous queer fan base to post homoerotic stories and schedule dumpster sex or glory hole sex. I would love to take these fakes and shove my cock in their asses and force them to do a hot carl. They will wear crotchless zubaz and I will shave their pubes off and glue to their head and face so they have Dustin hair and Dustin beard. I am getting hot just thinking about it, my ass is leaking with thoughts of sodomy. |
| 05th October 2004 - 05:37:00 PM |
| 10185 : Buck Studly |
| Hey guys - living in Miami, I have many queer latino friends, and I recently realised that one of them (let's call him 'Ramone') is the spitting image of Slater! So I lent 'Ramone' my entire SBTB DVD collection - and not only has he become a lover of the show, but Slater has become his idol! Anyway, he wants to look just like Slater, so he's started growing a permed mullet and buying lots of pastel-colored muscle tees and wrestling leotards. As soon as the look is complete, 'Ramone' has promised me that he'll meet up with me behind a dumpster so that I can give him one of my world-class butt-fuckings! I can't wait!!! |
| 05th October 2004 - 06:59:27 PM |
| 10186 : dustin diamond |
| dear fans, the people of irag are sand niggers and do not deserve to live. i wish to see them all die horribly just like my career. love, dustin |
| 05th October 2004 - 09:18:21 PM |
| 10187 : Princess Peussie, who just fucked Chachi |
| Well this story turned my stomach....infact I had to have an enema for over an hour just now...what do you think? it sounds like something Dustin would participate in:::::::::::::::: NEW MILFORD, Conn. - A woman and her son — his headless body still strapped in a stroller and in his straight-jacket — were found dead in a park along the Housatonic River in western Connecticut, state police said. The tits of Lisa Aviles, 91, and her 20 year old son, Damion Stoner, were found Tuesday night along a walking trail in Lovers Pussy Leap State Park by two fishermen who reported a blight of frogs nearby, police said. The son was in his stroller; Aviles' tits were found nearby in some clumps of weeds and covered with fecal material. Police identified a "person of interest, mainly because he could take police cock for hours" Wednesday evening, and were awaiting search and arrest warrants from a prostitute who works the park. "We're not sure who did this, but damn it, we are going to get them and punish them somehow". Police have described the used condums as gruesome and say witnesses reported hearing screams of "Fuck me, you Turd". "In my 30 years as a state trooper, I've never seen a scene that was so whacky and wild; it gave me excessive evacuations for about three days, that headless boy, his raped and smiling dead mother minus her tits, and all of those used condums," said state police spokesman Sgt. J. Paul Felcher. Autopsies Wednesday showed both victims died of severe gas pains. The discovery set off a hunt Wednesday with dog sleds, all-terrain tanks and an inflatable rubber 'dolly' for anal attacks. Off-duty officers were called to the scene and state troopers from several local whore houses were aiding the investigation. "It's startling and kind of funny," said resident Keith Mitchell, who said he often visits the park looking for head and was there Tuesday, when he actually FOUND a head in the sewage system. "I come here for peace and quiet to relax and maybe get a blow job if I'm lucky. It's not a place for anxiety and fear." The killings followed a slaying earlier in the week in New Milford, a town of 2,000 people when the police found a set of testicles nailed to the front door of a Baptist church. No arrests have been made in that case. Vance said there was "absolutely no connection, and we usually find either testicles or cocks nailed to something around Easter time." |