| 27th September 2004 - 11:53:42 AM |
| 10068 : Dustin Diamond |
| Post 10060: Hey Robby! Sup dude? You sound hella cool, I'd love to come smoke up some phat-ass blunts with you in your mom's basement sometime. Just don't make me watch any Saved by the Bell episodes! Ha ha ha! But seriously, I've been working on some Salty The Pocketknife songs that I'd love to play for you. Maybe afterwards, if you're sufficiently aroused by my musical skills, we could really get down to business! Know what I mean? That's right, buddy! I'm talkin about good old fashioned, hardcore, purple-veined, man-on-man BUTT FUCKING! Actually, hows about you just come on down to my place some time and I make a REAL man out of you? |
| 27th September 2004 - 01:26:14 PM |
| 10069 : Gay Zack |
| Hey Dustin, I've been hitting all the hot gay clubs in Castro to find someone who closely resembles you. My first two nights went poorly, but the third yeilded a young queer of 18 with a tight young ass, sporting a beard and short curly hair, much like you. I went up to him and bought him a nice "stiff" drink, I made small chat with him and brought up how I usually stay home watching SBTB dvd's all alone, once I said this I could see that he pitched a tent and got very turned on. I asked him if he thought zubaz were hot and he pulled me into the bathroom were he show me his zubaz thong and proceded to make out with me. Next thing you know I was licking his hot young ass while stroking his cock. He came right in my eye and licked it off. We went back to his place were I got the pounding of my life, come to find out he is a founding member of the Dustin Diamond fan club in San Francisco chapter. We are meeting for some more hot ass pounding in a few nights while we watch some SBTB. I'm dripping with pre-cum! |
| 27th September 2004 - 01:32:07 PM |
| 10070 : Rocco |
| Hey Gay Zack sounds like you had a great weekend. Mine wasnt too bad. I went to the carwash on friday night for a SBTB sudsathon. On Sat night I was able to find a black bum to put on the zubaz and afro wig! I gave him a quarter and a 40 of OE and then shit in his afro before banging his smelly bum ass. Not to shabby for a slow weekend. Rocco |
| 27th September 2004 - 11:56:56 PM |
| 10071 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode when you tried out for the wrestling team? Remember when you got dressed up in your scrawny wrestling tights and headed out to the wrestling mat? Remember when Slater was your opponent and Mr. Belding was the ref? Remember how surprised you were when you saw that Mr. Belding was also wearing wrestling tights? Remember how surprised you were you saw his package in his tight-fitting tights? Remember when you pitched a tent? Remember when the match started and Slater picked you up and bodyslammed you to the mat? Remember how much your body hurt and you thought you were enduring the worst pain in the world? Remember when you realized that the pain caused by the bodyslam was downright pleasureable in comparison to the assslamming Mr. Belding gave you after yanking off your tights while you lay on the mat in obvious pain? Remember when you laid on your back as Mr. Belding pounded away, clenching your teeth in pain? Remember when Mr. Belding pulled out and blew his load on your face? Remember when Slater pulled you back into the center of the wrestling mat and put you in the "Figure 4" leglock? Remember when you started crying out in pain? Remember when you stopped crying out in pain when Maxwell Nerdstrom came over and unleashed a hot lunch onto your tongue? I don't know why that episode hasn't aired recently. I thought it was great!!!!!!!!!! |
| 28th September 2004 - 12:28:03 AM |
| 10072 : bippy |
| what is this? |
| 28th September 2004 - 04:00:25 AM |
| 10073 : The Grim Reaper |
| Your dead will come soon!!! |
| 28th September 2004 - 06:13:46 AM |
| 10074 : dedy |
| hi dustin i am your biggest fan. I love all the episodes of saved by the bell, except the ones you were in ( all of them) lots of love, dedy |
| 28th September 2004 - 07:32:49 AM |
| 10075 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| I've also had an interesting weekend! While hanging out in my favorite public bathroom, I met a middle-aged school principal. We got to talking, and he confided in me that he's a huge SBTB fan and that, although he's married with kids, his years of watching SBTB have made him a roaring closet homo with a major hard-on for Screech, Zack and Slater! Anyway, he told me that he's started to model himself on Belding, and he informed me that he occasionally doles out illicit rump-wranglings to some of his tastier male students! Anyway, I'm going to his school next week after hours for a special teacher-student 'detention session', if you follow me!! I can't wait!!! Oh and Ox, your wrestling tale was the most homo-erotic thing I've read in ages! After reading it I blew my load on the monitor without even touching myself! It really turned me on that much!!! |
| 28th September 2004 - 07:48:57 AM |
| 10076 : Frank Booth |
| Baby wanna fuck Dustin! BABY WANNA FUCK DUSTIN!!!! |
| 28th September 2004 - 08:06:57 AM |
| 10077 : billy elliot |
| screech lets have hot man on man sex. i luv u. |
| 28th September 2004 - 08:23:11 AM |
| 10078 : pukedick |
| Dear Screech, guess what?! I wanna fuck you in the ass!!! Then I want you to lick the little bits of corn and shit off of my dick afterwards |
| 28th September 2004 - 08:41:01 AM |
| 10079 : Rocco |
| Lustin that story was excellent. I wish I could meet a principal like that! Last night I went to my local bowling alley dumpster and found that instead of a saved by the bellathon the local queers had set up a "growing pains" reunion. Mike, Eddie, and "BONER" were all there. We found out why he was called boner as he bent Mike over a milk crate and "boned" him for about a half an hour. I said fuck it and pulled the zubaz and wig out of my pants and put them off myself. I was a true hit when everyone realized that Diamond had crashed the growing pains extravaganza. I think I felt at least 20 cocks in my ass! SWEET!!! But I did get to take my turn on Boner while eddie was giving me a nice reach around. Hope for more of the same tonight! ROCCO |
| 28th September 2004 - 10:49:50 AM |
| 10080 : Homocide |
| Dustin Diamond is a homosexual. I have proof: http://www.fagsaregay.com |
| 28th September 2004 - 12:21:25 PM |
| 10081 : |
| 10079 - sounds like they gave you plenty of growing pains, I envy you.The best to happen to me was a midget at a bus stop, he could do some things. |
| 28th September 2004 - 02:13:22 PM |
| 10082 : shit-licker |
| hey hey we're the monkeys, and people say we monkey around... - but i'd prefer to fuck a chimpanzee up its asshole. I want to drink its piss and chew on its nuts too |
| 28th September 2004 - 03:27:18 PM |
| 10083 : markus |
| do not support dustin diamond. he is a child rapist. charges have been brought against him in the past. dustin diamond also supports al quaeda and may be a member. all the money he makes he sends to the terrorists. he wishes to see more buildings brought down and more people killed. he is mentally ill and wants to see buildings crumble into the ground just like his career. do not support dustin diamond. he will rape and behead your children. do not let dustin diamond kill our future. |
| 28th September 2004 - 04:50:05 PM |
| 10084 : |
| The only thing Dustin supports is my cock in his anus - he is to busy tea bagging and reach arounds to support terrorism. His career may be down - but so is his face ......on my cock. |
| 28th September 2004 - 04:55:44 PM |
| 10085 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG |
| ß LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLSė |
| 28th September 2004 - 05:00:11 PM |
| 10086 : Gay Zack |
| so I've been back to queering up www.Amazon.com with reviews of SBTB under the name Pat McGroin and I haven't stopped at SBTB. I am on a crusade to queer up the entire site, I've given queer reviews on Right Said Fred cd's, Pee Wee movies and Who's the Boss - the queering will never end - Rainbow Pride 4 Eva |
| 28th September 2004 - 05:45:23 PM |
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