| 10th September 2004 - 07:00:40 PM |
| 9868 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Screech, all this talk about fucking behind dumpsters, Mr. Belding ejaculating in your beard, eating your smegma and so forth is making me pitch a tent that could quite easily accommodate 3 or 4 boy scouts! Please get in touch with me so that we can have illicit, unprotected butt-sex in a random West Hollywood bathroom! I want to give you a cottaging you'll never forget! I can almost smell the urinal cakes and fecal matter! |
| 11th September 2004 - 06:29:41 AM |
| 9869 : G. G. Allin |
| Hey Dusty! Guess what? I'm not dead! And I'm also super-gay! I've written a song for you - DUSTIN DUSTIN YOU FUCKING JEW FAG I'LL FUCK YOUR ASS TIL IT HANGS OPEN LIKE A BAG GRIND AND GRIND AND MAKE YOU SQUEAL THEN YOUR MAN-TITS I WILL FEEL DUSTIN DUSTIN YOU'RE SHEAR CLASS I WANNA LOSE MY LOADS IN YOUR TIGHT JEW ASS THEN WHEN I'M READY FOR ONE MORE RUN PUCKER UP BITCH COS HERE I CUM Are you turned on? |
| 11th September 2004 - 09:44:30 AM |
| 9870 : ~Plunderer~ |
| Screech, did you ever have the occasion to steal, sniff or wear a pair of Slater's gym underwear? Did you always look for an excuse to hang around in the dressing room when the rest of the cast were in the canteen? Did you feel guilty going through Slater's things when you could as easily been looking through Tiffani's bag for her used panties instead? Were you confused when you discovered that you were attracted to stealing mens underwear? Did the seat of Slater's underwear have the sweet pungent aroma of tacos and man butter? Was the front delicately scented with the perfume from the helmet of his proud tool? Did your tiny, thin little member press against the front of your Zubaz pants when you breathed in that intoxicating vapor? Did you feel like rocking and crying yourself to sleep when a jet of your adolescent ejaculate was left soaking into the crutch of the underwear you stole? |
| 11th September 2004 - 10:41:58 AM |
| 9871 : Dino Sex |
| Like my buddy G.G., I also want to lick your dirty brown stinkhole and then plumb the depths of your rectum with my cum-pumping power-tool... I also want to take a messy shit in your face and then shove my drumsticks up your butt- The childish assplay that you and Evan have dabbled with in the past on your little tour bus with each other won't even compare! I will introduce you to the joys of hardcore scumfuc "butt-love", baby!!!... |
| 11th September 2004 - 10:59:21 AM |
| 9872 : T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O |
| ß T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) ë |
| 11th September 2004 - 12:20:28 PM |
| 9873 : parisa |
| hiii dustin you are so funny.. in saved by the bell.. love ya.. and alll tha peepsz in saved by the bell I think lisa en kelly are so cool.. en the rest off course..!!!! well.. can you please mail me... o please I´mmm such a hough fan off yours and all the peeps in saved by the belll.. zackkk en slater en yessieee you rockk.. !.. |
| 11th September 2004 - 01:05:46 PM |
| 9874 : The Black that played Lisa |
| Have any of you seen my career anywhere? |
| 11th September 2004 - 01:36:13 PM |
| 9875 : Dustin |
| i have aids |
| 11th September 2004 - 01:39:23 PM |
| 9876 : Slater |
| Sorry about that, Dustin. |
| 11th September 2004 - 01:44:01 PM |
| 9877 : Fire Fighter |
| September 11th is Teh Roxorz! |
| 11th September 2004 - 01:50:14 PM |
| 9878 : Al Gore |
| I invented the internet. |
| 11th September 2004 - 03:53:31 PM |
| 9879 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 11th September 2004 - 06:18:47 PM |
| 9880 : parisa |
| oh yeah I forgot to mention that I have full-blown AIDS and I want dustin to eat one of my used tampons. or maybe i'll just have my period in his mouth, that would be so hawt |
| 11th September 2004 - 07:39:44 PM |
| 9881 : Stavros |
| Parisa, are you the nigger from SBTB? |
| 12th September 2004 - 06:22:35 AM |
| 9882 : Parisa |
| Ug? |
| 12th September 2004 - 01:17:04 PM |
| 9883 : Ass Plunderer |
| mr. diamond, the talk about the urinal cakes really turns me on. i plan on removing a soaking wet urinal cake from the urinal at a puclib restroom and giving it to you to eat. while you are gobbling it down, i bust a nut right in your eyes. |
| 12th September 2004 - 02:06:01 PM |
| 9884 : meh |
| wooooooo |
| 12th September 2004 - 05:17:55 PM |
| 9885 : Jaleel White |
| Dustin, I haven't heard from you in a while and it's really starting to bother me... Who was there to pee all over your face when you most needed it? Who took big, fat, juicy shits in your mouth every night, whether I wanted to or not (did you ever think that maybe, after a long day starving at work, without a lunch break, that I might have wanted some of that poop for myself to eat?! No, of course not)... That's what I mean when I talk about how selfish and inconsiderate you are, and that you only think about yourself and your own sexual needs... I guess what I'm really trying to say Dustin is that I want a divorce - I'm taking the apartment, the dildos, the sybian machine and all of the used, crusty rubbers that we saved from all of our "parties" over the last few months... So eat your heart out, you cheating little jewfro bitch, because you won't be feeling the warm, snug inner contours of my hot, steamy rectal-cavity on your little vienna sausage again anytime soon, buster!!! Love, Jaleel |
| 12th September 2004 - 05:20:47 PM |
| 9886 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Hi, Turds! I see that this place is just so much shit, as usual. Nothing From Princess Peussie and nothing from Mary Mount or MOJO....but here's something to think about: I thought that things had gotten corrupt in DC, but here at the Royal Court with Peussie training all of the bad boys herself...well, it's now out of control and nasty. I always thought of the Beloved God as one with very slight skid marks on his underpants, but NOW it's been proven that God is a SHE, and she is having a very very long "monthly problem"...thus all of the bloodshed throughout the world courtesy of a fastist govt trying to "liberate" the people of another country by trying to kill them. Dropping bombs on innnocent people and then saying DAMN< SORRRY....well Peussie rules with a tight fist and that is good...but watch out for Princess Fluff who just gets stranger by the hour, ask Gordo and Mojo as they take their sex-vows in Maria's Ass Temple. But I'm off to another Fisting Convention here in Miami, and put me !!!!! |
| 12th September 2004 - 05:30:08 PM |
| 9887 : Jaleel White |
| P.S. Dustin, I consumed 50,000 mics of really good acid w/Gary Coleman at his house yesterday while you were out "working", so you'll probably be tripping really hard for the next few days from that last shit of mine that you ate last night! Enjoy, fuckface!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! XXXXOOOO, Jaleel |