| 12th August 2004 - 10:55:42 AM |
| 9668 : Double Dimple |
| A.C. Slater's large dimples turn me on. I wish I could give him a facial and use his dimples as jizz holders and let my cum dry in them. Once they've hardened enough, you can peel them off and you would end up with two large white nut butter chips. Great for snacking! |
| 12th August 2004 - 12:13:04 PM |
| 9669 : |
| DUDE!! I love nut butter chips! |
| 12th August 2004 - 01:38:30 PM |
| 9670 : |
| Dude, I love you and your ample cock |
| 12th August 2004 - 04:41:20 PM |
| 9671 : Mario the Mullet Lopez |
| HEY! |
| 12th August 2004 - 05:09:40 PM |
| 9672 : HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS |
| ß HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLSė |
| 12th August 2004 - 06:34:20 PM |
| 9673 : HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS |
| Oops, sorry for posting that last entry, I'm afraid I'm a complete retard. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 12th August 2004 - 08:18:37 PM |
| 9674 : Druffersly |
| Saw you on Celebrity Boxing, Dustin. Nice job beating the shit out of a confused, elderly person. |
| 12th August 2004 - 09:03:52 PM |
| 9675 : Steph |
| Awesome fighting Dustin. You came in and the guy was liek oh i see i have to fight screetch. But you showed him!! Nice victory!!!!!1 |
| 12th August 2004 - 09:05:52 PM |
| 9676 : ACTUAL AFTER FIGHT TRANSCRIPT |
| HORSCHACK: Good fight, fella. SCREECH: Thanks, old timer. Sorry I wore ya out like that. HORSCHACK: Ah, never mind it. It's just TV. SCREECH: Fuckin' A... Hey, were you in the showers earlier? HORSCHACK: Yeah. SCREECH: Was Minut Bol in there with you? HORSCHACK: Yeah, so? SCREECH: Did you check out the unit on that guy? HORSCHACK: (Laughs) I couldn't keep my eyes off that thing! And I was in the other room! (Both laugh) SCREECH: I'd sure like to suck some scales of of that Black Mamba. HORSCHACK: Amen! SCREECH: My right hand and my imagination are goin' to work tonight! (Farts) HORSCHACK: My fingers will be stinky come mornin' time! (Both laugh) (Both fart) |
| 13th August 2004 - 12:03:08 AM |
| 9677 : Marshmellow Bozo; on your knees, TURDS!!!! |
| Greetings to you assholes. I'm here again at the Monkey Cave, yeh it's a cave, NOT a hut or a toilet, al;though we sure got lots of action there when the lights are dim and the johns don't flush. I remember seeing Mommy accompanied by Princess Fluff doing the "Dance around the Turds" in the men's room there in Miraflores and we damned near laughed our butts off when she slipped on that used rubber and fell to her knees, praying and screamin "Fuck the pope". The good ol' days for damn sure. I recently attended a castration opera at Maria's Ass-Temple with little Boy on the Stage, again on the stage, and we had a lovely time. He even got in on the action and fucked a camel. Other than that: times are hard (so am I, yeh Smiles, turds) but we keep a pushing along and singing those dumbass Pat Robertson hymns....shit, that old fag doesn't have a clue about god or jesus or buddha or even Madre Loki's hot actions there on the Waikaka beaches during police raids. oh well..fuck it, one tries even though even Nana Bezerka says "don't waste yer time little Stumper.." God Bless that greased door knob here at the Shimmer House of Whack-offs, it sure do come in handy when you got to fill a hole or two. Over and very out! |
| 13th August 2004 - 12:05:53 AM |
| 9678 : Ox |
| Screech, I watched your Celebrity Boxing bout this evening on tv. You certainly whipped that old man, Horshack! Did your fight bring back any memories of the times Mr. Belding used to smack you around? Remember how you didn't like it at first when he used to beat you, but after awhile you started to get aroused by the very thought of Mr. Belding slapping the shit out of you? Remember how how once hit you so hard that he knocked you out and then had gay sex with you? Remember how Slater walked in during the middle of this and blew his load in your eye? |
| 13th August 2004 - 12:08:20 AM |
| 9679 : Ugoff |
| HERE'S A STORY OF MICHAEL'S FIRST VISIT TO THE DISTRICT OF RUMP-LAND: HIS SAD TALE OF LUST AND LOVE AND MUSICAL MERRIMENT WITH A STRANGER! MJ mentioned all of this under the influence of Opium given him by his doctor and personal panty-shrinker: The first bar THIS FRUITCAKE was right outside, a half a block away. HE WAS in this car, but had taken all of my clothes from me in the toilet...and now I was standing there naked with just some toilet paper hanging from my butt crack. The second bar, I walked out, with the owner coming out after me cursing me out, saying "hand out the cock and balls, boy or just don't come back. We like action here and not diddling". I walked one block, along very brightly lit street...he wasn't there, My Master and Savior, the guy I called BINDOO BOY, the guy who had planned to sell me the two children for 0 each. There were cars passing, and honking horns. Each passerby, while hardly sober, yelled, "Look at me too, Mr. Jackson. I'm an asshole and can sing from this orifice better than you can!". The next block was a taxi stand....lots of people on the brightly lit street..I continued my nude walk to laughs, yells, and screams, stating that I was "an asshole, that YOU don't have a clue about doing the bunny-hop". By now I was nervous and my penis had gotten semi-hard at about 1 inch long, as I was into the third block, approaching a very busy wide interesection, and he was no where to be seen, this guy I had loved like no other lover, since last week, and I could still smell his stinking body as he plowed my useless butthole. Who is that, I asked myself? Was it Christ I was looking for, or just another lover-boy who wants to take me for 'a fucking great butt-ride'? Christ NO, I answered. THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD. I SHALL NOT WANT MORE PRICKS THAN TWO OR THREE AT A TIME. AMEN.... I was afraid, trembling, but still hard, turned on and driven. More people pointing, laughing, calling me pervert, etc. I came to the intersection. I was so scared now.I really caused a stir, as on that corner hundreds could see me. I finally saw him, lover of my soul and body, was then accross the avenue, in his car, andlaughing hysterically. He must have taken more crack on his peanut butter sandwhich along with the LSD tabs in his diet coke...because I had never seen him having so much fun at my expense. I crossed the avenue, still stating to people loudly, that I was an a shit-stained pervert and out looking for some sauce. Which ofcourse was kind of true, friends. I cried out "Oh Jesus, take this monkey from my nuts". I got to the car, and he said, "fuck off , little Michael, you're going to have to get home nude, if you can, I hope the cops get you first. So long sucker!" And he pulled off in his car. With my clothes, leaving me nude, on a very busy intersection. I didn't know what to do. I was very humiliated, embarrassed, and terrified. So I just bent over and took one huge dump right there on the highway. I was sure I was going to be busted. Ruined. Probably fucked by the cops. I had no place to finger-fuck myself , and it was a half hour subway ride on the train home. Another ride, another fucking by some stranger. Very far and without hope and love. Christ, YOU are my savior, but sometimes I just don't get the punch line to this very delicious joke. And, I was still hard with my dick about to snap off! but along came Mojo with Robert McFerrin, dudes and fuck-buddies from the Ranch, and they gave me a ride back to the Ranch on the condition that once there, we'd call out the ranch hands and have one BIG AND HOT ASS-EATING TIME FOR ALL. Calls were made...and LOVE could be smelled in the air!! Can one ask for better friends? I can't....even though I've been dripping cum globs for days now. Amen!! |
| 13th August 2004 - 10:30:08 AM |
| 9680 : KARA ANDERSON |
| I LIKE YOU YOUR SITE SO AWSOME |
| 13th August 2004 - 11:34:35 AM |
| 9681 : Assdik |
| Yes hello to America Saved By Bell freinds, yes? Is many Saved By Bell freinds in Greece. Is Greek dream to yes maybe one day to go to for number two in America rest area, and runnings into Dustin Diamond for Hot Gyro. Dustin will you to be eating my hot kebab? I drop proud Greek pooings on your Jewmerica man-boobies. |
| 13th August 2004 - 11:54:57 AM |
| 9682 : |
| stpk forum STILL closed! fuck those fucking asshole motherfuckers. |
| 13th August 2004 - 01:24:21 PM |
| 9683 : Corey Haim |
| Hey bro's. I hope everyone watched the boxing extravaganza from last night! Although it was a replay from last year it was stll earth shattering how the Double Dog beat down Horshack! Kudos to Buttafuoco too for teaching Chyna a lesson! What many may not know is that Dustin is in training for a blockbuster fight against Mike Tyson! He impressed Tyson so much that Tyson called the double dog while we were filming Fart Patrol and asked him to be his next fight if his lost two weeks ago, which he did. So look for the thrilla in the zilla to happen this fall on FOX! Peace, C. Haim |
| 13th August 2004 - 01:54:15 PM |
| 9684 : zach |
| Potete andare tutti a fare in culo!!!! |
| 13th August 2004 - 05:21:31 PM |
| 9685 : |
| fuck me dustin - fuck me in the ass right now |
| 13th August 2004 - 05:29:27 PM |
| 9686 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 13th August 2004 - 06:17:47 PM |
| 9687 : |
| **************FRIDAY AUGUST 25TH IN VEGAS******************* DUSTIN "THE ZUBAZ ZINGER" DIAMOND VS. "IRON" MIKE TYSON IN THE LEFT CORNER WEARING BLACK EVERLAST TRUNKS AND WEIGHING IN AT 212, "IRON" MIKE TYSON! AND IN THE RIGHT CORNER, WEARING PURPLE AND GREEN ZUBAZ TRUNKS AND WEIGHING IN AT 144- MOST OF THAT CHOPPED LIVER- DUSTIN "THE ZUBAZ ZINGER" DIAMOND! |