| 07th August 2004 - 07:20:41 PM |
| 9518 : FRATS DAN SOPOP |
| FRATS DAN SOPOP?!?! |
| 07th August 2004 - 07:27:51 PM |
| 9519 : www.dustinsblumpkins.com |
| a reely cool site for lovers of dustin diamond's soggy anus pedals swaying ever so gracefully in the cool midsummer breeze. and oh how the munchers of mario lopez's felchies danced around the funeral pire. the warmth of a gentleman's leavings as they plop upon your quivering bosom, the intoxicating stench of man farts stinging your nose. a reely cool site for patrons of the rainbow highway exit 47 underpants motel, with the hot, gooey condoms teeming with hazardous bacteria rubbed upon the taintsack, yes? |
| 07th August 2004 - 07:55:35 PM |
| 9520 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 07th August 2004 - 08:29:52 PM |
| 9521 : Twyla 16 |
| farts for some, poops for others. Often it is that a fart escapes me like a strong gust knocking a monarch out of rythm. so sudden and less than subtle the poops which plop and dueces that drop like foul odered branches into a large white lake. |
| 07th August 2004 - 09:23:08 PM |
| 9522 : Twyla 16 |
| Here I am- Wih the farts and the poops Poopin' on you til I get my proops-oops! Oh, I mean get my props With farts kickin' like mine The poop never stops Never ceases 'Cause I got mad feces It comes out in giant peices Go to tubgirl.com if ya wanna see this! POOPS, WE OUT! |
| 07th August 2004 - 10:27:34 PM |
| 9523 : |
| Post 9516: well lick a nigga dick!! blow me down and call me a muvvafuckiggn negro!!! i am tha papaaboy you muthafukka!!!!!!!!!!!! i am bombjack you nigga-suckin' sumbitch |
| 07th August 2004 - 10:39:20 PM |
| 9524 : S!CK B0Y |
| ANSWER: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" |
| 07th August 2004 - 10:44:22 PM |
| 9525 : S!CK B0Y |
| QUESTION: What is Dustin Diamond's favorite pick-up line? |
| 07th August 2004 - 11:03:15 PM |
| 9526 : Late Nite With S!CK B0Y |
| We've got a great show tonight, folks. Dennis Haskins will show us how to dismember and bury a hooker, I'll poon that olive complected broad from "That 70s Show," and musical guest Slipknot will be brutally executed. Also a candid interview with Pantalones Zubaz, inventor of the revolutionary Zubaz brand Future-pants. Stick around, folks. |
| 07th August 2004 - 11:43:24 PM |
| 9527 : Dennis Haskins |
| (APPLAUSE) Thank you. Thank you. Yes, I know. That was a very long time ago... Okay look- ah look at where I'm putting my finger. Make the first incision right along the clavicle or- or what some folks call the collarbone. You want to make sure you drain the blood here before you get to that jugular. That jugular is a mother(censored). (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER) S!CK B0Y: I don't think you can say that one on network television. Oh well, it's either this or (censored) "Who Wants To Marry A Twelve Year Old Retarded Boy." Am I right folks? Dennis Haskins: Can he suck (censored)? I'll divorce Miss Bliss in a heartbeat! (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER) (AUDIENCE APPLAUSE) Announcer: Up next, Sick boy totally poons that dumb broad! Stay tuned! |
| 08th August 2004 - 12:17:56 AM |
| 9528 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 08th August 2004 - 02:22:53 AM |
| 9529 : Jim |
| Hey there Double-D, check out this picture: http://dvdtalk.com/cineschlock/comiccon04/celeb_01.html Wow! Both Coreys in one photo! But look! When the hell did Corey Haim become a chubby gay punk rocker? Did he look that way when you guys were filming "Fart Patrol"? He looks really poor, too. Do you think he whores himself out so he can eat every couple days? Because he looks like he eats a lot of ass. Maybe that's why he's so chubby... |
| 08th August 2004 - 07:58:00 AM |
| 9530 : Corey Haim |
| Hello friends, my name is Corey Haim, and I am a buttmunchaholic, a disease which involves eating various edibles from between the cheeks of another man's tight young buttocks. Every time I see another attractive young man, I have the sudden urge to want to eat something from out of his ass. I have munched down on the asses of man men in my lifetime. I have eaten fruit salad from out of the ass of a white 20-year-old junkie. I have eaten Mexican refried beans from between the cheeks of a young Hispanic street boy. I once paid a homeless black man to let me eat ice cream from out of his unwashed diseased ass, but he beat me up and took the ice cream and money instead, but not before urinating on my bloody head wounds first. I have even chowed down on fine caviar from out of the well toned butt of none other than superstar Ben Affleck himself. Then one day, as I was slurping out generic vanilla pudding from between Dustin Diamond's scrawny Jewish asscheeks, I realized that I had indeed hit rock bottom. And by that, I mean the bottom of Dustin's hard boney ass. Friends, please help me, I still crave new ass and I don't think I can be stopped! |
| 08th August 2004 - 09:12:39 AM |
| 9531 : Princess Peussie, here at the Royal Palace |
| Hello TURDS!!!!!!!! I see that nothing changes and you all are still in dirty pampers. Oh well, JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!!!!! Has anyone seen MOJO after he fell into Dustin's hold? |
| 08th August 2004 - 10:01:37 AM |
| 9532 : Sperm drinker |
| Check it out http://www.geocities.com/aj_kkk_empire/aj.html |
| 08th August 2004 - 11:01:06 AM |
| 9533 : SEX B0Y! |
| Princess Peussie you misplaced Mojo. He's stuck inside your uterus, remember? |
| 08th August 2004 - 12:07:22 PM |
| 9534 : anthony wulasson |
| Excellent, well done |
| 08th August 2004 - 12:45:58 PM |
| 9535 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 08th August 2004 - 02:27:37 PM |
| 9536 : Ugoff |
| please, i am Ugoff and i am retarded if people couldnt already tell from my frequent retarded messages that nobody cares about |
| 08th August 2004 - 02:37:29 PM |
| 9537 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |