04th August 2004 - 09:45:46 PM |
9458 : Ugoff |
Please. I am Ugoff. |
04th August 2004 - 10:26:47 PM |
9459 : |
screech! u got clowned in this story!!! http://www.captain-obvious.com/news/screech.php |
04th August 2004 - 10:33:04 PM |
9460 : |
ha ha ha. the author called you a 'giant douchebag with a pubic haircut, annoying voice, and Zubaz pants' |
04th August 2004 - 11:12:24 PM |
9461 : Serena Furioso, from the Royal Palace of Peussie |
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04th August 2004 - 11:21:18 PM |
9462 : Pepsi Boy |
Double Dog, did you flunk spelling in grade school? I think you must have a learning disability or something. You spelled 'post' as 'psot!!!1' and you mispelled your own name on the main page. What's with that? If I were you, I'd fix the spelling and update the picture on the main page. |
04th August 2004 - 11:22:56 PM |
9463 : Ugoff |
Please. I am Ugoff. |
04th August 2004 - 11:27:04 PM |
9464 : Twyla 16 |
He reached the entrance to Bryans throat, "better relax your throat fag boy, or this is gonna hurt a lot more than it needs to." Bryan relaxed his throat muscles as best he could, hating the feel of Danny's cock in his mouth. He knew that Bobby was going to be mighty pissed at Danny, and Bryan hoped he would be there to see the two muscled dudes go at it, totally confident that Bobby could take Danny. Danny shoved his cock all the way into Bryans throat and left it there, wanting to feel Bryan struggle for air. "OOOOH YEEEEAAAAH FAGGOT! How does it feel having a dudes cock buried so deep in your throat? You're really starting to love it aren't you? YEEEAAAAH! I bet you'll be begging Bobby for his cock real soon, that is if you aren't already!" Bryan started pounding on Danny's strong legs with every thing he had, He was going to pass out from lack of air, his nose buried and pressed hard into Danny's pubes. He could smell shit coming from Danny's steaming hole. Danny continued holding Bryans head tightly, listening to Bryan gag, and choke. He wondered what it would be like putting another dude out with his cock, the thought made him laugh out loud. |
04th August 2004 - 11:32:46 PM |
9465 : Pepsi Goy (hey I\'m just joking around, turds) |
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05th August 2004 - 12:36:40 AM |
9466 : |
DUDE!!!!! I WANT A SCREECH DOLL NOW! |
05th August 2004 - 02:09:43 AM |
9467 : |
05th August 2004 - 03:25:07 AM |
9468 : |
I would also like a Screech doll. I would have fun lubing it up and inserting it into my rectum. Or maybe my pee-hole. |
05th August 2004 - 04:07:36 AM |
9469 : Jeremy |
I would sand off the Screech doll's plastic sculpted hair and glue real hair on it instead, giving it a real Jewfro using all the stray pubic hairs I find in public mens rooms in the rest stops of southern California! |
05th August 2004 - 04:59:25 AM |
9470 : Ugoff |
please. I am a dickhead |
05th August 2004 - 05:31:44 AM |
9471 : Black Bastard |
So that ends my evening with Screech. It’s hard to think of anyone else who can rise so high, and fall much, much lower than he started out, and have it all done by age 25. I may not be as rich as Screech, or as famous. But you know what? I’m not the pussy he is, I’m a MUCH better musician, and for the rest of my life, people will call me by my actual name. So fuck you, Screech. |
05th August 2004 - 07:16:32 AM |
9472 : |
screech, did you really have sex with the black janitor for good morning miss bliss? why do you give your ass to that spear-chucker? |
05th August 2004 - 07:46:39 AM |
9473 : Lustin |
Dustin - did your near-death experience at the hands of T.K. Carter/Milo, whilst horrible at the time, awaken deep, homosexual urges within you? Did you find yourself begin to crave for males of the American-American persuasion? Did you lust for the grip of a powerful tribal warrior, his large hands nearly crushing your weak, girlish shoulders as he held you down and rammed your tight, young anus with his chocolate love-spear? Did you begin to find that your thirst for chunky nig-jizz would not be slaked until you would travel deep into the ghettos late at night, chugging upon as many willing 'homies' as you could find? |
05th August 2004 - 10:12:35 AM |
9474 : AIDS 4 U!!!11!!1 |
Diamond, I asked Santa to get you cancer for Christmas. Did it arrive yet? |
05th August 2004 - 12:13:38 PM |
9475 : Ugoff |
Please. I am Ugoff. |
05th August 2004 - 01:29:15 PM |
9476 : Byron Racewar |
Hell yeah! Soon all of Gaza and the West Bank will belong to Israel and Jesus will return to eradicate the mud people and the sodomites! Glory! |
05th August 2004 - 01:40:22 PM |
9477 : |
So what you racist people are saying is that you wouldn't fuck Halle Berry? You wouldn't stick Beyonce? You guys are seriously all fucking faggots. Only a flaming homosexual would pass up a chance to pork those two brown sugar baby dolls. Fuck you all! You'd rather fuck Dustin Diamond than Beyonce or Halle! That's extremely gay! You'd rather fuck your flat-assed sister! Gross! You cross burning, Bible burning, coon-skin cap wearing redneck cocksuckers should go back to your fucking trailors and watch some more Jeff Foxworthy Blue Collar dumbshit speedfreak "Comedy" bullshit! If you would rather fuck your dog than Tyra Banks, you might be a retarded fucking gay redneck! If you drink warm beer all day and watch Nascar and beat the shit out of your ugly wife/cousin you might be a dogfucker! If you sport wood after seeing your sister in the wet t-shirt contest down to the monster truck rally, you might be a sisterfucker! |