| 03rd August 2004 - 09:55:41 PM |
| 9418 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar |
| Hey Dustin, remember me? That’s right, I’m the one who really, really, REALLY took your anal virginity during the FIRST season of Saved by the Bell! Both Dennis and Mario are mistaken, they only WISH they were the first to introduce your boney, Jewish ass to the world of homosexual buttsex! Sure, Dennis can probably claim to be the first MIDDLE-AGED man to do you up the ass while Mario can claim to be the first HISPANIC queer to stick his spicy manchilada in your tight little shithole, but both you and I know that I was the FIRST to ever penetrate your dirty brown poop chute with my white pubescent member. Remember when I invited you to stay over at my house for the night and you woke up to find me shoving myself deep into your unlubed dumper all the way up to my hairless balls? Remember when you tried to scream for help but I shoved your torn underwear into your mouth and wrapped my bedsheets around your head? Remember how much you tried to struggle with all your girlish might but I was just too powerful for you, and there was absolutely nothing you could do about it but lay there as I had my way with you? Remember how loudly you sobbed into the bedsheets as I forcefully rode myself into you like I was digging for gold? Remember when I finally released my young boy nut butter deep into your horribly violated anus and used your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pajamas to wipe my hairless crotch and penis clean of all the shit and blood? Remember when you thought it was all finally over, but then I picked you up and threw you out my bedroom window into the front yard and told you to walk your naked bleeding Jew ass home before I called the cops? Now do you see what happens when you don’t lend me your Nintendo games? |
| 03rd August 2004 - 11:19:44 PM |
| 9419 : Twyla with the farts and the poops |
| Farts for some, poops for others. Have your poop and fart it too. Here is my lament for a disasterous yeast infection and the lack of any topical cream or anti-itch ointments. Hear my cries of futility in the battle for hearts and super-heavy flow eight inch ultra absorbancy tampons in the land of fiberglass decoys ripping and tearing my delicate vaginal walls. See as I moan in despair with the passings of hot Taco Bell shooting like flaming balls of magma out of my bleeding anus hole. O Lord lift me above the land of used condoms and other biohazardous human refuse, and give me enough Mini-Thins to cook some really killer shards so I can make enough money to pay the entrance fee for the Pretty Contest down to the Kennesaw Mountain Boat Race and Chili Expo. Halleluja! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 11:22:34 PM |
| 9420 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Twyla 16, how dare you accuse me of being a 40-year old loser. You ought to go shampoo my crotch (do it after I've have unprotected butt-sex with a dude I just met in the second bathroom stall at the local gas station)! Just because I masturbate 24x7 while reading gay fantasies about Diamond posted here doesn't mean I'm a loser; it just means I'm a big queer fan of his!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 03rd August 2004 - 11:50:24 PM |
| 9421 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 03rd August 2004 - 11:50:48 PM |
| 9422 : Paul Daanen |
| mark-paul gosselaar, when i read your message I immediately pitched a tent. my wood will not go away even though i've been spanking for th e past hour. thanx buddy. |
| 04th August 2004 - 12:11:12 AM |
| 9423 : |
| homosexual fantasy involving slater and zack - http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/celebrity/enslaved-by-the-bell |
| 04th August 2004 - 12:36:19 AM |
| 9424 : |
| did everyone at bayside call you 'screech' because that's the sound you produced whenever mr. belding anally violated you? |
| 04th August 2004 - 08:56:00 AM |
| 9425 : |
| whats goin on screech? |
| 04th August 2004 - 09:09:33 AM |
| 9426 : Ivor Hugecock |
| Mark-Paul you stupid nigger, I've already detailed how I claimed Dustin's anal virginity before he even started work on SBTB in messages 9379 & 9380! Though your story gave me such an erection that my enormous ding-a-ling temporarily expanded to a length and girth comparable to that of the average Canadian Redwood, and for that I thank you. |
| 04th August 2004 - 09:15:01 AM |
| 9427 : Dmitri the Shit-sex Fanatic |
| Dustin please to be shitting in my mouth |
| 04th August 2004 - 09:47:14 AM |
| 9428 : Master Shake |
| WHAT I SAY... IS VERY BAFFLING! |
| 04th August 2004 - 10:23:43 AM |
| 9429 : Twyla 16 |
| does anybody still want to hear about my farts and poops? hello? |
| 04th August 2004 - 11:34:19 AM |
| 9430 : Twyla 16 |
| WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY SHITS?!?!?! I JUST POOPED AND IT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE JIM BELUSHI! AND YOU DON'T CARE?!?!?! IT'S THE FUCKING BELUSH! I TOOK A PICTURE AND EVERYTHING! MY SHITZ ARE FURRY AND LOOK LIKE JIM BELUSHI AND I SUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK4LIFE!!!!!!! |
| 04th August 2004 - 11:55:40 AM |
| 9431 : Dmitri the Shit-sex Fanatic |
| Twyla I am very interested in your shittings. In Mother Russia, many people are liking to eat shits and have sex with shits and in the winter freeze shits and use them as the dildo. I am also liking your wacky American comedy men like the Jim Belushi, he is very funny. I would like to shit on him. Please to be posting pictures of your shits. YOU WILL DO AS I COMMAND!!!!!! |
| 04th August 2004 - 12:04:19 PM |
| 9432 : Lustin |
| More SBTB gay erotic fanfiction! It'll have you sporting wood in no time! http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/celebrity/saved-by-the-bell/ http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/celebrity/saved-by-bell-part (it's in .eml format for some indescribable reason) Now if you'll excuse me I have to go change my underwear! |
| 04th August 2004 - 12:04:28 PM |
| 9433 : Twyla 16 |
| thank god one of you TURDS gives a shit about my greasy TURDS! dmitri are your shitz real big? i want to freeze a big steenky one and shove it up my baby cave while i watch "Destiny Turns on the Radio" starring none other than the Belushmunster himself! i want you to shove small retarded children inside my ass (a la Dustin Diamond) while my father fisters me cooter and farties in my puddy hole and i am watching "Blues Brothers Haitian Vacation"!!!! |
| 04th August 2004 - 12:19:41 PM |
| 9434 : Dennis Fucking Haskins |
| This treacherous manipulative bullshit must CEASE! I fucking popped Dustin's ass cherry and I alone. Ass cherries can be popped ONCE IN A LIFETIME! It was before the little bastard even had his first audition for SBTB! I had just porked his mom, then his Jew-dad, and they passed out. Long about 4:00 in the morning, after a copious amount of Pabst Blue Ribbon, I snuk into Dustin's Jew-room and under the covers of his Jew-racecar bed. He woke with a thick pair of belding goggles and the taste of poo in his mouth. I fingered his Jew-shitter through his Zubaz pajamas until it was somewhat loosened and ready for my massive, unlubricated Belding-burrito. After I had thoroughly raved his anus, and my donger was cover in poo and blood and crimson fountains of Jew-blood were splurting out of Dustin's hinder, I knocked him unconcious and started all over again. EAT THAT SHIT, MARK-PAUL YOU ARYAN FAGGOT AND MARIO PUSSY LOPEZ! |
| 04th August 2004 - 12:20:58 PM |
| 9435 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 04th August 2004 - 01:20:53 PM |
| 9436 : Nikki 15 |
| k wot da fuk iz with u guys? get a life! stop cumin on here! urgh u make me sick! how old r u lot anyway? 60?? urgh purleese! |
| 04th August 2004 - 01:39:19 PM |
| 9437 : |
| i want dustin 2 cum 2 my ass & fuk it reely good that wood be sooo kewl OMG eye luv cock n my mouth and ass at the same tyme I an ubber gay and luv the cock like no other i h8t stupid bitchez who run around in capes and studded belts becuz they have no identity of their own the only studded i like is studded condom up my ass but i prefur being "raw dawgged" i need duztin to shove his cock n my and shoot loadz of jizm on my back and rub it in with his chest.next we will snowball after i blow him and i will spit it out in his face we will engage in deep kissin followed by anal 69 i h8t stoopid bitchez i luv ubber gay men penis is good ass is fun to fuk sk8tr bois are lame i wont fuk a sk8tr boi |