04th August 2004 - 01:42:48 PM |
9438 : Ugoff |
Please. I am Ugoff. |
04th August 2004 - 01:52:50 PM |
9439 : Retard |
Please.I am retarded. |
04th August 2004 - 03:37:54 PM |
9440 : Twyla in love with Pooter Fartsalott |
It was the cool of the evening. I had decided to take the poopie. And what a poopie it was, friends. Smelly and sloppy. After trapping a couple of my Papa's massive farts inside my puddy hole, I expelled the second hand gas into the face of Dustin Diamond, smattering him with frothy smegma jelly. Pooter, where are you, honey? I am hungry for the farts! Teh frats dan sopop! |
04th August 2004 - 04:50:30 PM |
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04th August 2004 - 05:07:52 PM |
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04th August 2004 - 05:52:14 PM |
9443 : FLOPPY |
Anyone else notice how most niggers look like monkeys?" |
04th August 2004 - 05:52:58 PM |
9444 : adam |
you are ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
04th August 2004 - 05:53:58 PM |
9445 : |
not monkeys you dumb ass, they look like gorillas |
04th August 2004 - 05:56:33 PM |
9446 : dimple |
not just like gorillas you dumbass, but SHAVED gorillas! |
04th August 2004 - 06:14:00 PM |
9447 : Twyla 16 |
has anyone ever noticed how smelly my poops are? |
04th August 2004 - 06:17:44 PM |
9448 : Twyla 16 |
I fling my own poop at the wall for fun, than I use a stick to get bugs out of trees so I can eat them. |
04th August 2004 - 06:23:49 PM |
9449 : FLOPPY |
Anyone else notice how most niggers look like monkeys?" |
04th August 2004 - 06:33:04 PM |
9450 : Captain Fuckard |
I want to take you onto the enterprise Dustin, I can show you captains quarters and give you intergalactic tossed salad. Have you ever done it in zero gravity? Tonight can be your lucky night. |
04th August 2004 - 06:41:22 PM |
9451 : T H E C U T T E R |
Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess (2001) Wrestlemania 2000 (2000) Hang Time (1995) Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas (1994) Saved by the Bell: The New Class (1994) Saved by the Bell: The College Years (1994) Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style (1994) Saved By The Bell (1994) The Wonder Years (1988) Film: Made (2001) She's Out of Control (1989) Big Top Pee-Wee (1988) Purple People Eater (1988) Good Morning, Miss Bliss (1987) |
04th August 2004 - 07:35:04 PM |
9452 : T.K. Carter |
Hey there white chowder, remember me? That’s right junior pasty, I’m the one who really, really, really, REALLY took your anal virginity back before Saved by the Bell was even known as Saved by the Bell! Remember “Good Morning, Miss Bliss” where I played Milo the maintenance man/token black wiseass? Remember how your stupid preteen ass kept trying to talk jive like a “brutha” to me and that you always wanted to see the “muthaland”? Don’t you remember when I promised to take your young white ass to the park in the afternoon after we filmed the fourth episode, but instead I took you far out to an empty field next to a rundown farm and raped you as all the grazing cattle watched? Remember how much you screamed in pain as I shoved my beautiful black 13-incher deep into your bright pink unlubed starfish and tossed you around like a little white ragdoll as I fiddled and groped your soft, hairless balls? Remember how every time I squeezed your balls, you would involuntarily clench your anal muscles tightly around my shaft, which encouraged me to squeeze your balls even harder, causing you to sob like the scared little white Jewish girl that you are? Remember how you screamed and cried so much that your voice became hoarse and you lost your voice, so all you could do was lay there and silently scream to yourself as I continued to thrust myself as far into your anal cavity as my dirty black snake could possibly go? Remember when I finally unleashed rope after thick, creamy rope of my potent Africanized seed deep into your rectum and you became lightheaded and threw up all over yourself? Remember when I helped clean the vomit off your chin by pulling out early and letting my last few spurts of baby making formula splash across your hairless, dirt-smeared face? Remember when you vomited again and passed out and when you came to, you woke up face down in a ditch covered from head-to-toe in moist cattle shit and fly larvae? Still feel like vistin’ the muthaland now, nigga! |
04th August 2004 - 07:49:44 PM |
9453 : Jeri Curl Jones |
Anybody ever notice how white people all look the same? How about how white girls have flat asses? Or how white guys have really small penises? Or how 80% of white guys would secretly rather be black? Ever notice that white people are excrutiatingly boring? |
04th August 2004 - 07:55:49 PM |
9454 : Jeri Curl Jones |
Oh yeah, and yes we do look like DIRTY SHAVED APES! We are also really fucking stupid and retarded and have an average IQ of 39. No wonder we are still so far behind the whites! |
04th August 2004 - 08:54:12 PM |
9455 : Ugoff |
Please. I am Ugoff. |
04th August 2004 - 09:08:18 PM |
9456 : |
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04th August 2004 - 09:41:56 PM |
9457 : Kurt Steinberg |
Fellow queers, it's nice to see that this guestbook has really queered up lately. Keep up the good work. By the way, what ever happened to Ham Span? He used to post some extremely erotic gay fantasies! - Kurt Steinberg |