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    27th July 2004 - 09:14:06 PM    
9222 : Ridin\' Staplaz
Please. I am ridin' staplaz.


    27th July 2004 - 09:57:19 PM    
9223 : Ugoff
Please. I am Ugoff.


    27th July 2004 - 10:03:54 PM    
9224 : PROSTATE
Please. I am doin' it 4 da shorteez.


    27th July 2004 - 10:59:23 PM    
9225 : Ugoff
Please. I am Ugoff.


    27th July 2004 - 11:19:04 PM    
9226 : Queer Diamond Fan
diamond, when i went to ebay's website looking for the zubaz pants, I saw some men's g-string underwear. check this out:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11506&item=3922316713&rd=1

if i saw you in those, i'd totally blow my wad. do you own any g-string underwear, or do you go 'commando' daily? i'm getting turned on just thinking of you wearing a g-string. i would get behind you and move the little string in the back to the side and then pound away on your brown star until i was about to cum,at which point i would pull out and spew my spunk all over your face.

is this what your backside looks like when you wear a g-string: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3023&item=5312249494&rd=1



    28th July 2004 - 05:18:16 AM    
9227 : Sexyteens Series
:: Hot Ass :: - Mixed Gallery http://teen.elitecities.com/sexyteens/ass_gal1/hot_ass1.htm


    28th July 2004 - 07:00:56 AM    
9228 : Lustin
Count - sadly I must say I've never pleasured a muppet before...though I did used to have a masturbatory fantasy involving Statler and Waldorf! Does that count?

PS - are you machine-washable? (I just want to know what the best way would be to get the semen stains out).


    28th July 2004 - 09:14:39 AM    
9229 : Gay Spiderman
Diamond, would you like to take my spidey ass in this position? I have plenty of "web fluid" for you!

http://website.lineone.net/~milesbdyson/spidergaz2.jpg


    28th July 2004 - 10:35:36 AM    
9230 : Lustin
Diamond - a new queer club has opened up in my area, and I wondered if you fancied going! It's called "Rod's". They have an interesting variation on the 'foam party' - the cannons that spray the foam are made up to look like enormous phalluses, which then 'ejaculate' foam over the hundreds of ecstatic fags on the dancefloor below!

They also do SBTB theme nights! I tell you, the sight of two fags, both dressed as you, going at it on the pool table REALLY gets me going!!! You should come along - I promise it would be a night of homo-erotic debauchery you won't soon forget!!!!


    28th July 2004 - 12:31:31 PM    
9231 : Ugoff
Please. I am Ugoff.


    28th July 2004 - 12:41:56 PM    
9232 : jamie fagan
HELLLOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO HAPPY TO RITE TO U!!!!! I THINK THAT U WERE SO FUNNY IN SAVED BY THE BELL AND THE WEDDING IN LAS VAGES!!!!I LUV THAT MOVIE. HOW R U DOING??? I HOPE U KEEP ON GOING ON MAKING MOVIE AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE BEST.... JAMIE FAGAN FROM LIVERPOOL ENGLAND.


    28th July 2004 - 12:53:41 PM    
9233 : Felcher
I swear, the quality of English on this board has spiralled in the last couple of months. For example, I am seeing an increasing frequency of the use of "wan't" - how on earth has this happened? How can people spend their whole lives using the English language and never read the word "want" without ever noticing its spelling? No "laziness" excuse here, it's actually the insertion of an extra character that makes the spelling wrong.

Another quick hint: struggling with "definitely", "infinite", etc? Well you know how to spell "finite", right? The same as it's pronounced. Well "definitely", "infinite" etc are all based on "finite", so no excuses. I know some of you are American and/or stupid, but please at least try to keep up.

We are of course still seeing plenty of the old chestnut, "could of" instead of "could have". It seems that nobody will ever learn on this one - and it's not picked up by spellcheckers either.


    28th July 2004 - 01:03:36 PM    
9234 : Ugoff
Please. I am Ugoff.


    28th July 2004 - 01:42:27 PM    
9235 :
ok i am seriously concerned for you guys. u all seriouslt need 2 get a life real quick! i mean, what is wrong wiv u lot? I mean, i came on dis site like a few months ago and i cum bak 2 find that kurt steinburg still fuckin cums on it! for fucks sake man grow up! stop discussing your stupid lil fantasies with each ther and cum bak 2 reality! no1 likes u! DUSTIN iz Not GAY! get it in ur minor lil brains! iz it through yet? I hope they close this guestbook coz u guys hav totally become obsessed wiv it. Its like u hav 2 cum on! fuks sake man get a life! the same ppl r constantly cumin on-like lustin, kurt steinburg and ugoff! and wots with twyler writing bloody essays on here?!?! ITS A GUESTBOOK! not an english lesson or a gay discussion room!


    28th July 2004 - 01:43:56 PM    
9236 : Ugoff
Please. I am Ugoff.


    28th July 2004 - 02:04:22 PM    
9237 : Princess Peussie
WHAT A SHITHOLE THIS SITE IS. My god, that Twyla TUrd is about 30 years behind the times with her behind. And SPIDER GUY with pic, I've got a member of my royal court ready to fuck that ass of yours.
Ugoff is infact Twyla just trying to hog out on us with minimal abiliity and maximum piss. JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE, SO PUT THAT UP YOUR BUTTS AND SMOKE IT.


    28th July 2004 - 02:15:38 PM    
9238 : Ugoff
I couldn't understand a word she was saying, and no matter how much I told her to fuck off she wouldnt go away.

IT MAKES ME ANGRY.


Then....silence. And blood.


    28th July 2004 - 03:21:29 PM    
9239 : Ugoff
I couldn't in fact understand a word I've been writing even though it's just a word or two. I haven't had a good shit in about three week and feel somewhat clogged. Maybe that is the matter, and when Dustin tried to suck me off the other day, my nuts fell off.
IT MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN ANGRY AND MAD AS CAN BE SOMETIMES BUT NOT ALL THE TIMES BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY, AND WITHOUT BRAINS, THIS IS A WEIRD PROBLEM.




Then....Silence....followed by the sound of violent farting!!!!









!!!!!!!


    28th July 2004 - 03:29:24 PM    
9240 : Frugoff
Nice to see things are getting gay up in here!


    28th July 2004 - 03:45:18 PM    
9241 : Twyla 16
i'm watching TRHPS AGAIN!!! My hair is now white. YAY!!! if watching brilliant movies repeatedly makes me living in the past, at least brain wise, then i can deal with that. all the best movies are old.

RiffRaff:
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Magenta:
Not for very much longer.

RiffRaff:
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me

RiffRaff:
And the void would be calling...

Transylvanians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Magenta:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.

RiffRaff:
With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta:
You're into the time slip.

RiffRaff:
And nothing can ever be the same.

Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation.

RiffRaff:
Like you're under sedation.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

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