24th July 2004 - 12:28:58 AM |
9102 : Gay Diamond fan |
Diamond, did you really post message number 9076? I have heard that you call Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul Gosselaar a couple of fags in your standup routine and in interviews. I also read that you do a standup routine called "Shaved By The Balls" when you tour college campuses. Yet you are angry that your homosexual fans are posting gay fantasies here! I don't get it. In your post below, you state that you will "have this guestbook and site wiped out." How are you going to do that? You already got your ass handed to you by Max in front of the ICANN arbitrator. Are you now going to sue people in the courts? What are the grounds for your lawsuits? Please enlighten us! |
24th July 2004 - 02:39:36 AM |
9103 : Mr. Belding |
Sorry, Dusty can't talk right now, he's too busy suckling at my gigantic member like a dehydrated underage Mexican boy who just finished crossing the border and hasn't had a drop of water in over two days! |
24th July 2004 - 06:44:28 AM |
9104 : Father McBoyfucker |
I must speak out in protest against these repeated slurs against my character, and that of the Catholic Church! It is just not acceptable to paint all Catholic priests as child-molesting perverts! OK, so some bad apples might have a slight tendency to have their way with nubile young lads of the congregation every now and then. And, OK, maybe a few of us just might, on occasion, insert our throbbing, wrinkled, underused members into the ultra-tight, quivering anuses of said small boys, should such a practice take our fancy now and then! And even I, myself, might have, an occasion, had erotic dreams about going back in time and acting out my depraved, lustful fantasies on a pre-pubescent Dustin Diamond! But that does NOT make us bad people, OK???? |
24th July 2004 - 07:37:24 AM |
9105 : Lustin |
Gay Diamond Fan - somehow I doubt that the Double Diddy himself actually wrote 9076, but I think you are right thinking that (as I argued in 9074) Dustin is indeed a balls-sucking hypocrite who deserves everything he gets. But I LIKE that in a man!! DD, I desperately wanna give you a 'brown shower' after eating nothing but curry, Mexican food and brown bread for a couple of days!!! Hit me up sometime, big man!!! |
24th July 2004 - 09:06:25 AM |
9106 : Jimmy Culo Jacksoff |
CATS Zero@wing.com "The present modernity of Swimmingpool near you" Appreciates as for me in you! I are the quite good very great now have the cloudy stem! You and do not have masturbate or the essential characteristic by I migration! For second appreciation! So let's look at the skid marks and not think about christ. OK, turds????? |
24th July 2004 - 09:14:14 AM |
9107 : asdfg |
asdfg |
24th July 2004 - 10:40:29 AM |
9108 : Twyla 16 |
Alright, whatever then. if you like the pictures you can keep them, if not just send them back. i've given up on calling. oh well, it was fun. now i'm gonna go find Jia. i'm horny and since i guess that phone sex is out of the question i'm gonna have my friend eat me out or something. if you still want to talk to me call me soon. Lataz. |
24th July 2004 - 11:10:56 AM |
9109 : Lustin |
Dustin - fancy a 'Lone Ranger'? It's very similar to Arabian Goggles, except with my dick in your mouth! |
24th July 2004 - 11:24:09 AM |
9110 : Lustin |
Or maybe a 'urine enema'? That's where I drink loads of water, wait for half an hour or so, stick my dick up you and then take a massive piss inside your ass! Tell me, are you into testicular sandpapering at all? |
24th July 2004 - 11:56:25 AM |
9111 : Jerb Bess |
Yeah! Leave Father McBoyfucker alone! In this crazy world, who's to say what's wrong or right? Who are you people to judge a man of God? If a 40 year old hermit finds himself madly in love with a 10 year old Asian boy, why would you destroy something that beautiful? If a 40 year old man makes a 10 year old Asian boy ram his fist up the said 40 year old man ass, why would you deny them that comfort? You don't decide to fall in love. It just happens, and then your rimming 10 year old Asian boys. |
24th July 2004 - 12:39:38 PM |
9112 : |
DRUG ME I don’t want to think / Don’t make me care / I wanna melt in with the group / I need the balls / To leap out of my shell / And let go with my friends / Can’t come up with anything I want to do / I need a project I can finish / My brain needs some stimulation / Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me / I’m so fucking tired / I gotta stay awake and get to work / I’m runnin’ late / I gotta make it through the day / And make my time go by / TV and the stereo and girls are lots of fun / I want the max / I relate better loaded / “Got to see the movie stoned” / Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me / Drug me - with natural vitamin C / Drug me - with pharmaceutical speed / Drug me - with your sleeping pills / Drug me - with your crossword puzzles / Drug me - with your magazines / Drug me - with your fuck machines / With a fountain of fads / More rock and roll ads… / Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me Me Me / Finally off of work / Unwind, and watch the ball game at the bar / Another potato chip weekend / Is here at last / Go away Go away Go away Go away / Go away leave me alone / So I can’t see myself / Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me Drug Me |
24th July 2004 - 12:49:43 PM |
9113 : |
I'm on a submarine mission for you baby I feel the way you were going I picked you up on my TV screen I feel you under current flowing Submission going down down dragging me down Submission I can't tell ya what I found You've got me pretty deep baby I can't figure out your watery love I got to solve your mystery You're sitting it out in heaven above For there's a mystery Under the sea Under the water cos it's a secret Submission falling down down under the sea I wanna drown drown under the water going down down under the sea... |
24th July 2004 - 12:59:17 PM |
9114 : Twyla 16 |
are you happy now? i stopped posting bloodhound gang and sublime lyrics. i've moved on to punk. REAL PUNK!!! great music!!! dead kennedys and the sex pistols, how could it get any better??? hmmm, i know! complain. complain bitches. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!! excellent. |
24th July 2004 - 12:59:55 PM |
9115 : |
YTMND.COM 4EVAR 4 LIFE I LUB IT |
24th July 2004 - 01:15:23 PM |
9116 : |
THE KKK TOOK MY stapler AWAY THEY TOOK HER AWAY AWAY FROM ME THE KKK TOOK MY stapler AWAY |
24th July 2004 - 02:52:15 PM |
9117 : Ugoff |
They said make it hot. Please. I am Ugoff. |
24th July 2004 - 03:37:15 PM |
9118 : MC Down Syndrome |
...MC Down Syndrome y'all...this is for the 2 double 0 7 bitheses! Sucka retards needs to recognizzle This retards got drool and dribble Poopy diapers poopy drawz fuh shizzle When I talk I spit spittle stutterin' in the middle CP punks talkin' shit Stay off the retard tip If retardation was a pie You would only be Cool Whip Bith! Durble furble foo y'all! Mental deficiencies in the year 20-0-745! We outta here, poop! |
24th July 2004 - 04:17:30 PM |
9119 : Gay Jackie Chan |
Ho yah, Dust-een. Me ah yu gohnna geh ee on big time! I give ainshent karate chop to yu pee-nuts. Me know secret underwah-tah anus trick but I onlee do ee to yu I not teach yu be-cah it veree danj-uh-russ! Me give yu sushi egg role powk fry rice and me love yu long time and we ha gay egg roll mah-sexy! |
24th July 2004 - 05:30:24 PM |
9120 : |
fdg |
24th July 2004 - 06:39:34 PM |
9121 : |
BRUCE WILLIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? |