| 21st July 2004 - 08:36:47 AM |
| 9002 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar |
| Hey there Dusty-wusty! Some guy I met in a bar the other day told me that there's a surgical procedure you can have nowadays where they graft ovaries and a uterus on to your colon! That means we could have lots and lots of ass-babies together! Wouldn't it be amazing to have a family of mutant poop-children running about the place? Would you be willing to go through the surgery for me, your Marky-wark??? |
| 21st July 2004 - 09:37:23 AM |
| 9003 : Twyla 16, giving you even more entertaining lyrics |
| Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your ass You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties Would ya fuck me for blow? |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:03:32 AM |
| 9004 : |
| THE BLOODHOUND GANG ARE UTTER SHIT FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP POSTING!!!!! |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:29:37 AM |
| 9005 : Cooney G. |
| Yo buss dis. I jus los my hardon because I came here to spank it while readin posts, but all I see be inane stupid rantin uh some bitch who needs to be slapped by some big niggaz.I had to go to de queer eye forums jus to git some spankin material. Dis site needs to git back to bein full on gay all de time or I'z be goin to gotta kick some ass, an' I ain't likes kickin ass I prefuh to lick the ass. Dustin brothuh, I want to lick yo white ass. I kaint hol' up to stick my chocolate stick in dat ass. Holla. Sheeit! |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:45:19 AM |
| 9006 : I lick dick |
| True dat, negro. Steinberg, couldn't you block her IP address or something? Pretty please??? Let's keep it queer in here!!! In the meantime, here's a little spankola material - http://www.vetivers.com/screech.jpg That pube-beard sure does make me hard!!! |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:51:18 AM |
| 9007 : I lick dick |
| ...and here's the man himself (and his pube beard) looking deeply edible despite being surrounded by a bunch of random plebs! http://www.cif.rochester.edu/~nater/screech.jpg Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh my!!!!!!! Time to clean the monitor!!! And here he is pretending to be straight, but we all know better!!! http://www.fliptopia.com/vm/images1/valcelebs/Screech.jpg |
| 21st July 2004 - 11:59:30 AM |
| 9008 : |
| Hey, is that a beard on Diamond's face in the second picture? It looks like it might just be shit that a couple dudes wiped all over Diamond's face. http://www.fliptopia.com/vm/images1/valcelebs/Screech.jpg |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:04:59 PM |
| 9009 : Dustin |
| Gay Zack, go back and read some earlier posts. I had that operation well over a week ago. I had no clue you were interested in making an ass baby! Are you still in the Castro district? |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:48:31 PM |
| 9010 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar |
| Dusty babes, I had no idea! Quick, let's hook up in a Castro restroom and get fucking like there's no tomorrow!! I'm primed and ready to unload a vast quantity of my steaming seed deep in your man-womb! I shall feel so proud when, in 9 months, you squeeze out some shit-smeared, living turd - our Dusty Jr.!!! Oooh, I feel so paternal!!! Can you imagine how beautiful our little mutant poop-toddler would be?? I hope it has my rugged good-looks coupled with your tendency to wear zubaz and your jew-fro! What shall we name little Dusty Jr.? |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:54:38 PM |
| 9011 : Mario Lopez |
| Eyyyyy Mark-Paul, bacdafuckup mang!!! Dusteen is MY beetch!!! Ahm gone get wid his ass and have many half-caste ass-babies wid heem!! I fuckin cutchoo, ese!!!! |
| 21st July 2004 - 12:59:55 PM |
| 9012 : Mr. Belding |
| Actually, I'm sorry to break this to you, but Dustin and I made no less than 5 beautiful bouncing ass-babies during our time together on Saved by the Bell. We were both lonely; he was drawn to my authority and power, I to his curly afro, his love of Arabian Goggles, and his burgeoning pube-beard. All of our shit-children have grown up and are now working in the advertising industry. |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:07:38 PM |
| 9013 : |
| If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo Poo Platter. My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many pushups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a supermodel would be easy 'Cause supermodel means voluptuous but also is synonymous with superdumb Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:16:17 PM |
| 9014 : |
| TWATLA SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR FUCKING SONG LYRICS UNLESS THEY ARE ABOUT GAY SEX WITH DUSTIN AND INCLUDE ARABIAN GOGGLES AND TOSSING SALAD AND ASS BABIES. GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR AN ASS CLOWN. EAT A COCK AND CHOKE. |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:40:54 PM |
| 9015 : Dustin |
| Queers calm down! There's no need to fight, little sweeties! My ovaries aren't going anywhere! Zack we can have beautiful aryan ass babies, Mario we can have lovely Mexi-ass babies, and Belding you are a little late with this month's child support. Ass babies have to eat too! Did you get that surveying job? I NEED THE MONEY, BELDUMB! Three ass-babies and a raging coke habit aren't going to sustain themselves! |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:42:15 PM |
| 9016 : I lick dick |
| Twyla - just so you know, the Bloodhound Gang's lyrics are about as funny or 'entertaining' as finding out you have anal cancer (which I sincerely hope you get, BTW). Please, please PLEASE just fuck off. |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:51:15 PM |
| 9017 : |
| what do you have against butt cancer? the operation is exhilerating! |
| 21st July 2004 - 01:56:40 PM |
| 9018 : The REAL Slim Shady |
| Yo yo yo Dustin! I be chittin' an' chillin' wit my Nubian homies! I was just thinkin' how totally dope it would be to plunder your ass rings wit my African rythm stick, G! Then you can munch some farts outta my fuck hole, G! Represent them goggles from da A-Rab tip! Ding dongs, yo, ding dongs! |
| 21st July 2004 - 02:39:38 PM |
| 9019 : Twyla 16 |
| since you all seem to hate the bloodhound gang i'm gonna post something even better...SUBLIME!!! YAY! teehee, i love this song. the more you hate it the more i love it!! oh yeah, i mailed those pictures today. you should get them anytime. (she was living in a single room with three other individuals. one of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females. god only know what they were up to in there. and furthermore susan, i wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers) i smoke two joints in the morning i smoke two joints at night i smoke two joints in the afternoon it makes me feel alright i smoke two joints in time of peace and two in time of war i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints and then i smoke two more smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died toke a big spliff of some good sensamill..." "easy-e were ya ever caught slippin'?" "hell no!" daddy he once told me, "son you be hard workin' man" and mamma she once told me, "son, you do the best you can" but then one day i met a man who came to me and said "hard work good and art work fine, but first take care of head" (solo) whoa rock me tonight whoa-oh jah sake whoa-ohh |
| 21st July 2004 - 03:19:38 PM |
| 9020 : |
| You are in serious need of a donkey punch! |
| 21st July 2004 - 03:22:36 PM |
| 9021 : I lick dick |
| Dustin - I was inspired by Gay Zack's comments regarding your beard to come up with a variation on the Dirty Sanchez - the Dirty Lincoln! I'm sure you can work out the particulars!!! |