26th July 2004 - 09:20:23 AM |
9162 : Count Jackula |
Blah, young Dustin I vant to cum in your ass and suck it out through a pink crazy straw. I would go one .. one wad of cum ha ha ha two ... two wads of cum ha ha ha. It would be fun young Dustin, think about the pair of arabian goggles you would receive. Blah I vant to suck your cock and once I coax out your little guys, I would spit them in your face, I will call that the "spitting cobra", oh young Dustin, I will give you a spitting cobra everyday. ha ha ha |
26th July 2004 - 09:55:40 AM |
9163 : Twyla 16 |
you fucking suck!!! you asshole. i'm so glad that i didn't invest my heart into you! if you didn't realize i only called you for phone sex. if you want to call me ugly then finr but send me my pictures back. the one with blond hair is my favorite so i want it back you bitch. oh yeah, everytime i masturbated i was thinking about katie and Danny. you can burn the one with red hair, it was takin' about a year ago. And if you really think i'm ugly then i'm kinda curious as to what you think is hot. i'm to wasted to care. i've been drinking since six, it's been one of those days so far, you can kiss my ass, which is absolutely gorgous, at least i sent a picture, you never sent me one. for all i know you're forty. you damn pedophile. go back to fucking your sister. i'm done messing with bitches that i meet on the internet. fuck this. fuck this world, fuck this place, fuck everything that you stand for!! oh yeah how the fuck do i look like Marilyn Manson? whatever, thanks for proving my thoughts. CRYMUUF VILG!! |
26th July 2004 - 10:30:26 AM |
9164 : S!ck B0y! |
It isn't often that I type corny little abbreviations, but LOL! Who do I think is 'hot?' Not you, sweetie! The cheerleaders that I impregnate every day- they're pretty hot. And why is it that angsty, deluded goth kids always bitch about "this world" and "this life"? "THIS world is bullshit!" Where is the fucking other world? Is it bullshit? No? Then go there and stop fucking bothering me with your petty insignificant ramblings of sophomoric banality. Bitch. Did I prove your thoughts? Were you thinking, "I'm an ugly slut who should be mauled by a bear?" Thought proven. |
26th July 2004 - 11:13:32 AM |
9165 : Twyla 16 |
why the fuck do you think i'm gothic??? my thought's are that you are a shallow fuck(crymuuf vilg) who has nothing in common with me and gets off on picking on others. at least i get off on thoughts that someone will violate me and not be afraid to hurt me. the fuck this world thing was from a slipknot song. oh yeah, you would never be rough enough for me. you fucking pussy. you couldn't hurt a fly. you fucking suck. i don't care if you think i'm not hot because you weren't really one of those guys that i was "dating" the guys i date actually care about what i think and have stuff in common with me, which turns them into caring pussys who would never want to hurt me, ohh, you're so tiny, you're too cute, i don't wanna pull your hair, won't that hurt??? but you just fucking suck, i mean come on. you wanted to watch me pee. you fucked up bastard. i'm wasted and i still remember all the stupid shit you said, at least most of it. in the great words of Danny, my great guitar guy, fuck you, you fucking fuck!!!! |
26th July 2004 - 11:52:43 AM |
9166 : Trans Bebe |
Hi Sissy Timmy I too love to wear extremely thick diapers and very noisy plastic pants. I had my diapers made by Angel Fluff and bought both the plastic panties and the nylon over pants with the vinyl lining. But since I wanted there to be no doubt I was diapered when someone heard me walking, I added a little extra. I got a box of the heavy duty plastic lawn and leaf bags from the hardware store. I cut out the bottom corners so my legs would go through. I pull these up over the regular plastic pants. Then put on the nylon and vinyl over pants, then my ruffled nylon sissy pants. The net effect is electric. My bottom is huge, there can be no doubt that I am diapered by anyone seeing me even from a distance and I really rustle when I crawl or walk. Since I live in an apartment, I frequently go outside when I am sure I will be seen and heard. A couple neighbors participate in babying me and a few even ask if am wet. The most excitingthing is to be seen by a man when I am all decked out in my frilliest baby dress and bonnet. I love it when they laugh at me and when I hear my plastic panties rustling as well I get a little lighted headed from the rush. If you love hearing the noise, try the plastic bag trick. It works well! |
26th July 2004 - 12:06:53 PM |
9167 : S!CK B0Y |
Now you're starting to understand. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK MY NAME IS S!CK B0Y? I'M FUCKING SICK YOU STUPID ILLITERATE GOTH REDNECK FUCKING LUSH! THEY SHOULD RELEASE DAMIEN ECHOLS AND PUT YOU IN HIS PLACE. OH YEAH. YOU LOOK LIKE DAMIEN ECHOLS! |
26th July 2004 - 12:07:05 PM |
9168 : Senior Pervert |
I'm 85 and I only just began to eat my own cum in the last year or so. Like several of you it began as a fantasy of giving a BJ to another guy and taking his whole load down the throat. Then I found myself thinking about eating my own cum, since the fantasy was unlikely to ever happen. Initially, I started wiping my pre-cum off with a finger and licking it. For me, it was very nice (and very exciting!) with a slightly salty taste and a silky smooth texture. But like a lot of you, I'd loose interest once I'd actually cum. It was really pretty frustrating. Finally, one evening I had the house to myself and I indulged in some picture taking (check out my website http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Chelsea/6638/index.html ) and I wound up masturbating for the last one. A lot of it dripped down on my fingers. So, being still a little turned on I went ahead and licked it all off. |
26th July 2004 - 12:26:24 PM |
9169 : Ugoff |
Please. I am Ugoff. |
26th July 2004 - 01:16:03 PM |
9170 : Lustin (Agony Uncle extraordinaire) |
Nope, this book still sucks. Sick Boy - keep up the good work, just talk about it someplace else. Twyla - you're so fucking stupid you don't even realise it. I mean, for fuck's sake, sending pictures of yourself to some random perv you text-fucked (badly) on this guestbook, of all fucking places, and expecting him to fall madly in love with you? Do you not see where this plan may have been slightly flawed? If your masterplan is to irritate people by posting here, you're not doing it, you're just making yourself look dumber and even more stereotypical by the day. Ugoff - Fuckoff. Dustin - I want to give you a Dirty Sanchez, slick back your hair using a mixture of my/your cum & shit and call you dirty immigrant. Call me? |
26th July 2004 - 01:27:32 PM |
9171 : Ugoff |
They said make it hot. Please. I am Ugoff. |
26th July 2004 - 01:48:15 PM |
9172 : Twyla 16 |
sick boy, i can honestly say that you aren't even close to sick. your a puny insignificant asshole. you shallow fuck. the only reason i sent you pictures because i knew i would never meet you in person. i've been saving up for MSI tickets you dumbass. if you didn't realize then you should think about the conversations we had on the phone. all i EVER talk about is going to concerts. oh yeah, i never would have had sex with you anyways, i'm a cock tease!!! this is the shit i get off on!!! tee hee. if i'm gonna have sex with anyone it's gonna be Jakilah or Katie, or Danny. i LOVE guitarists!! you never had a chance with me, oh yeah, you spelled realize wrong. i have fun pretending to be SICK, you fucking cunt rags!!! i love you Jakilah, i'll feel you up ANY day |
26th July 2004 - 01:49:35 PM |
9173 : DEVASTATING DAVE TURNTABLE SLAVE |
WIPPA DIP DEP DA DIP DEP DA DAP THIS IS WHAT I CALL THE ZIP ZAP RAP! SAY NO TO DRUGS! |
26th July 2004 - 02:04:19 PM |
9174 : |
if you want a really a fun site then go to arcaneillusions.clawz.com. don't put www. |
26th July 2004 - 02:12:51 PM |
9175 : S!CK B0Y |
Oh my God I am laughing so motherfucking hard right now I think I'm gonna pee in my Aka shorts! Lustin: Dustin says hello from the Castro district. Twyla: Marilyn Manson says stop copying him. Ugoff, please. You are Ugoff. |
26th July 2004 - 03:27:05 PM |
9176 : MOJO at the Royal Palace and loving this ENEMA |
Senior Pervert, your stories are about as boring as that cuntie girl Twyla KnowNothing. She's as dumb as any president of the usa could get.....SMILES to you, Princess Peussie! Well here' s something to think about IF YOU TURDS can think at all: Forty four trials of shit and piss compared a broad spectrum usually novel lactam with a "routine" combination regimen Rates of appropriate antibiotic treatment for fungus on the balls, with combination therapy and monotherapy were similar when reported. Who really gives a shit though? These were extremely poor experiences, on the whole; and at that time of life my dreamer would have very willingly parted with his power of dreams and just taken a shit in bed minus tp. But presently, in the course of his growth, the cries and physical contortions passed away except for the violent farting, seemingly for ever; his visions were still for the most part miserable, but they were more constantly supported; and he would awake with no more extreme symptom than a flying heart, a seezing scalp, the vision of the virgin mary masterbating with cold sweats, and the speechless midnight fear. His dreams, too, as befitted a mind-goggler with turds in his mouth and shit in his brain, a mind better stocked with particulars, became more cirseestantial, and had more the air and continuity of wild orgasms. The look of the world beginning to take a strange twist and his cock felt like it would fall off. AND SO IT DID ONE DAY. Never hold on his attention, scenery came to play a part in his sleeping as well as in his waking thoughts, so that he would take long, uneventful journeys around the top of the toilet bowl mainly with his tongue and see strange towns and beautiful places as he lay in a crock of fecal material. And, what is more significant, an odd taste that he had for the Georgian costumes and bras he always wore to church and for stories laid in that period of English history, began to rule the features of his dreams; so that he masqueraded there in as a three-cornered hat and was much engaged with Jacobite conspiracy between the hour for bed and that for breakfast. About the same time, he began to read in his dreams - tales, for the most part, and for the most part after the manner of G. P. R. James, but so incredibly more vivid and moving than any printed book, that he has ever since been malcontent with literature. He gave up reading when his eyes clouded over and fell out into his soup. He listened to Celine Dion and dumb fuck Brittany Spears, and then died of severe farting. |
26th July 2004 - 04:21:42 PM |
9177 : Twyla 16 |
please you insignificant excuse of a human, tell me how i look like marilyn manson? oh, it obviously annoys you that i type my boring and unimportant thoughts or else you wouldn't mention that it didn't bug you. i have to go out and buy a maid outfit so you should be happy to know you won't have to deal with me for a few hours tommorow. i'm going to little five points to watch TRHPS in the theatre. yay!!! i get to be Magenta. i know that none of you care, but i'm over joyed. |
26th July 2004 - 04:58:31 PM |
9178 : Twyla 16 |
aslo i would like to no how i should stop loking like merlin mansoon? oh, and obvliviouslivy drivez u KRAZY when i type about my boring worthless existenc e and my unsuccessfull attempts at bowle movements? if it didn't bug you you wouldn't type that i'm bugging you or i didn't if i bugged you so there. i have to go buy a black corsette and some leg braces and fish nets. i'm going to a klan rally in atlanta and i want to look JUST lik merlin mansoon. i now that nobuddy cares but im exited. don;t dream it be it my shitz is furry and i SUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!! |
26th July 2004 - 05:16:40 PM |
9179 : Georgia Sunset |
he any1 into hard core underground punk like good charlotte and u2? i saw billy joe armstrong buying shampoo at piggly wiggly and he spitted on me=very punk rawk kewl dood! |
26th July 2004 - 05:29:50 PM |
9180 : Judy Fudgebacker, smiles to you Chachi |
Geez Twyla 0016 you really are impressed with yourself arent you, cuntie? why don't you just flush yourself down and we won't have to hear your little girlie cries and whimpers and pussy farts. you're useless and we at the ROYAL PALACE know that. SHIT, I've known more interesting dog shit than you. BYE BYE slut. JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE, PRUCE TURD. |
26th July 2004 - 05:33:00 PM |
9181 : Twyla 16 |
oh yeah, let me tell you about. since my BEST friend is black i am a TOTAL racist. i am laughing so hard right now, you have NO idea. oh yeah, i already a corset, i have a strong feeling that it was Jowey that wrote that so i'm just going to tell you to look at the blond picture i sent you. it's hard to see, but if you look really close you can see the pink. i own a pink corset. i am obviously a totally angst ridden goth kid. you must have learned that from talking to me. you also totally had to have learned that i'm a forty year old man. i mean come on, i'm way to fucking perky to be a goth kid. once again that picture that i looked gothic in was taken like a year ago. |