| 27th July 2004 - 12:01:18 PM |
| 9202 : Lustin |
| Gay Spiderman - are you pitching a tent in that picture, or is that just your usual lumpiness? Either way, I'd love to give you a 'spiderman'!! Count - You're my kind of fag! I'm going to give you...one! Ah-ah-ah! Two! Ah-ah-ah! Three rimjobs! |
| 27th July 2004 - 12:26:46 PM |
| 9203 : Count Jackula |
| If you have ever pleasured a muppet before, young Lustin, you are more than able to give me 3 ah ah ah rim jobs. If not I first vant to suck your cock ah ah ah. Than I will take off my glasses and I vant you to give me one one pair of arabian goggles ah ah ah. ah ah ah |
| 27th July 2004 - 01:18:53 PM |
| 9204 : Down Syndrome Queer |
| DURRFF!! DUZTEN I WUNT U TO HELP ME WEN I HAFF TO POOP I CUNT DO IT BYE MYSELPH> THEN U CAN HELP LICK MY PU PU HOLE CLEEN! I WILL DRULL ON UR COCK AND ALL THE SLIMEY PREE KUM AND LICKS UR FARTS AND MY GIANT SLOPED FOURHED! I WILL GIVE U HAM AND CHESE WITH MAIYONNIAZE IF U TEECH ME MY ABQ7S. A B C D... 6... W... UH... FARTS? |
| 27th July 2004 - 01:43:55 PM |
| 9205 : |
| Dustin, would you let me shove a cob of corn up your ass? I promise it will be coated with butter. I'll jam it up there real good and take it out and cook it on the grill! You can have the first bite, after I shoot my wad all over it. Maybe I can put my cock in a hot dog bun and put toppings all over it and you can eat it. If not we can just do a ham and cheese or a chili dog. |
| 27th July 2004 - 02:31:07 PM |
| 9206 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 27th July 2004 - 03:07:59 PM |
| 9207 : Dick Laycock |
| I want to give you a strawberry shortcake, dustin, it's where you give me a blowjob and I take it out and cum all over your face, than I punch you in the nose resulting in a bloody nose where it mixes with my cum - kind of like the cover of the load cd. i think a strawberry shortcake would be a good look for you. Than I'll stick a mop stick up your ass and use you like a scare-crow, only you would attract gobs of gay men for me to probe with my cock. Analy yours, Dick Laycock |
| 27th July 2004 - 03:23:19 PM |
| 9208 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, I just discovered that I can pick up lots of sex in many clubs in Castro if I dress up like you from zubaz era SBTB. I put on a fro wig and cut some pubes to glue as a beard. I wear zubaz and yell "ZOINKS" - I tell you I was like the gay pied piper leading men to rimming and pounding with my cock. This has given me loads of wad up in me, you have helped to better my sex and personal life. Thanks Dustin |
| 27th July 2004 - 03:53:11 PM |
| 9209 : |
| I was just on eBay and there was plenty of Zubaz starting at about 5 bucks. |
| 27th July 2004 - 04:28:55 PM |
| 9210 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Guys, be carefull when you at Dustin's asshole, don't do this, u have no idea how damaging jelqing can be. lets look at it carefully, jelqing is a handling techneque whereby the penile chambers are engorged with blood, this will stretch out the blood vessels and in theory, allow the vessels to grow. i have tried jelqing out, and what this resulted in was a weaker erection. the thing which makes men beleave that jelqing works is that after the execise the penis hangs longer, making u think u are getting bigger, but all that has happened was that the vessels are stretched and damaged. Jelqing will cause vessels to pop, will cause internal bleeding and in the worst case, internal clotting and permanant vascular damage (not even viagra will work, u will need to go for an operation whereby doctor will implant rods in it to produce a fake erection). Another thing (and i have consulted with REAL DOCTORS because this has happened to me), constant handling of the penis (jelqing, over mastubation etc) will cause the production of Collagen in your penis. Collagen is a protein that your body uses to strenghten up tissue, this protein will build up withing the blood vessels and will then impede the flow of blood to your penis, meaning, you end up losing your erection. And even if you have a friend that has used this technique and says that he is seeing gains, well, those gains will mean nothing in the end since the gradual build up of collagen will kill his penis. As far as advise on the size of your penis is concerned, be proud of it, women do not give a flying fuck about penis sizes, its only men, and if any of u guys have had the experience that a women/girlfriend/wife says that your dick is too small, then u should seriously think about ur life with that women (is she only interested in that piece of meat between ur legs?????). And if shes serious about a being filled by a bigger dick, stick it straight up her ass and see how much she likes to be filled, or, buy her a massive dong and tell her to fuck herself and then go out and find a women that appreciate u for the man u are and not jus a dick!!!! hope this helps!! |
| 27th July 2004 - 04:41:26 PM |
| 9211 : Ziggy Zubaz |
| HEY SCHREEEECH! It's your old buddy Ziggy! Remember that time I tried to give you a Moshe Dayan and accidentally stuck my entire cock deep into your ocular cavity? Folks, in case you didn't know, Dustin's right eye is glass. He still came that night though. The pain only intensified his orgasm, and he kept fucking while warm fountains of crimson blood splurted out of his eye. He is a trooper. Dustin, Mario and Mark-Paul are coming over later for my tupperware party/man-orgy. Won't you join us, schnukums? I'll give you a proper Moshe Dayan this time. Or just fuck your skull again if that's the way you want it. |
| 27th July 2004 - 06:10:50 PM |
| 9212 : Twyla 16 |
| i am only dead in the minds of those who ignore me. since you can't seem to ignore me i live on stronger then ever. as you can see, i've tasted blood and i want more. i will chill you, thrill you, and fulfill you. tee hee. i love mangenta. crymuuf vilgc!!! I WILL NEVER DIE!!! you shall be dealing with me for the rest of eternity. if you haven't realized you have entered a realm of never ending time. it all stays in one place that repeats it self everyday!!! EAT ME BITCHES!! |
| 27th July 2004 - 06:34:17 PM |
| 9213 : |
| Actually, we were all ignoring with relative ease, and will continue to do so! Right after this post... |
| 27th July 2004 - 06:38:29 PM |
| 9214 : Princess Peussie, worried about Twyla TWYL |
| OUr little cuntie is back with us and 'strongr than ever' but I guess she's talking about her little slashburger. It's best just to ignore such white trash. Prepare to party and do not forget JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE..... Smiles to you, Princess Fluff |
| 27th July 2004 - 06:41:40 PM |
| 9215 : |
| Dustin is one sexy piece of man meat rolled into one steamy hot manchilada. If I could shit on his chest and rub it in with my penis, I would cry tears of joy during the whole process.I would wipe the mess into his jew fro and slap his circumsized jew penis with my hand. I would cover his penis with lox and eat it. I wish I could have went to his bris and watched his little boy penis get cut. Did he have male strippers at his bar mitzvah? You turn me on Dustin and I cum all over my moniter thinking of your salami. |
| 27th July 2004 - 06:58:11 PM |
| 9216 : |
| Let me skullfuck you Screech, I'll pull out an eyeball and fuck the socket, or I can make a new orifice of my own by cutting you open. |
| 27th July 2004 - 07:04:40 PM |
| 9217 : Twyla 16 |
| i'm watching TRHPS for the third time today. i've accomplished memorizing every line. damn i'm a loser. i'm so happy being a loser!!! Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear Claude Rains was The Invisible Man Then something went wrong For Fay Wray and King Kong They got caught in a celluloid jam Then at a deadly pace It Came From Outer Space And this is how the message ran... Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) Forbidden Planet Wo oh oh oh oh oh At the late night, double feature, picture show I knew Leo G. Carroll Was over a barrel When Tarantula took to the hills And I really got hot When I saw Janette Scott Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills Dana Andrews said prunes Gave him the runes And passing them used lots of skills But When Worlds Collide Said George Pal to his bride I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills Like a... Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) Forbidden Planet Wo oh oh oh oh oh At the late night, double feature, picture show I wanna go - Oh oh oh oh To the late night, double feature, picture show By R.K.O. - Wo oh oh oh To the late night, double feature, picture show In the back row - Oh oh oh oh To the late night, double feature, picture show |
| 27th July 2004 - 07:56:58 PM |
| 9218 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 27th July 2004 - 08:32:58 PM |
| 9219 : Twyla 16 |
| i'm gonna post lyrics to ALL the songs from TRHPS. it's like, the GREATEST movie EVER!!! I've tasted blood and i want MORE!!! I was feeling done in, couldn't win I'd only ever kissed before. I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting It only leads to trouble and seat wetting... Now all I want to know is how to go I've tasted blood and I want more I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance: Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty Thrill me chill me fulfil me Creature of the night. Then if anything grows while you pose I'll oil you up and rub you down And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction You need a friendly hand and I need action... Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty Thrill me chill me fulfil me Creature of the night. |
| 27th July 2004 - 08:59:26 PM |
| 9220 : S!CK B0Y |
| Please. I am S!CK B0Y. I smoke blunts with Meatwad. Dustin, I found a vast cornucopia (look it up, LOOK IT UP!) of Zubaz pants on eBay today. They were all priced very low, which should fit your modest budget. Bid now, as they are sure to go fast. OFF TOPIC: Why are Democrats such pussies? YOU MAKE LIBERALS LOOK BAD! I'm an anarcho-libertarian. I'm probably the only one alive, but still- stop making me look like a pussy. LEFT WINGERS ARE NOT PUSSIES! WE THROW TRASH CANS THROUGH THE WINDOWS OF STARBUCKS! WE WALK THROUGH CLOUDS OF TEAR GAS! WE GET SHOT TO DEATH AT KENT STATE! WE BRING UNJUST WARS TO SCREECHING HAULTS! FUCK YOU! |
| 27th July 2004 - 09:01:06 PM |
| 9221 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |