| 01st August 2004 - 11:26:09 PM |
| 9362 : |
| dennis haskins, please post more messages like 9260. that was so erotic. did you used to post those 'remember when' fantasies? those were great. please post more episode summaries. you must have time to post more, seeing as how the new class is off the air. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 12:06:02 AM |
| 9363 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 03:21:16 AM |
| 9364 : Ryan |
| Hey nobodies IMed me about how gay screech is? Polak4Zycie |
| 02nd August 2004 - 07:49:20 AM |
| 9365 : Lusting for Dusting |
| I also pitched a tent that could easily have housed a large family after reading Dennis Haskins' little anecdote in 9260 - the thought of Dennis repeatedly ramming his massive ding-dong into Dustin's increasingly bloody anus gave me a woodrow like you wouldn't have thought possible! More please, Den-Den! |
| 02nd August 2004 - 09:01:10 AM |
| 9366 : Michael Jackson |
| Dusty, I'm very displeased that you haven't responded to my message (9291). Am I to assume that you have suppressed the memories? Cha'mone! |
| 02nd August 2004 - 12:21:54 PM |
| 9367 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 12:35:12 PM |
| 9368 : Bukkake Ken |
| Diamond-san! I am need to know if you will want star in me new filmm! See message 9293! Please to letting me know! I cannot waiting to drench you with my steaming man-wasabi! |
| 02nd August 2004 - 12:38:44 PM |
| 9369 : Gay Zack |
| I must spill my man gravy all over you dear sweet Dustin. Dennis' story really got me dripping with pre-cum, as I licked the ejaculate off my fingers I inserted 3 fingers into my ass and watched my SBTB DVD's. I came like never before - I let out a loud shriek so loud that the cops came over. They found me naked fingering myself and they joined in. I was getting head while giving head to another officer while taking it in the ass from the chief, who came over when he heard of a game bang. We all watched Saved By the Bell while we had a good ol' fashioned Greek Orgy. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 01:26:00 PM |
| 9370 : therockman_2006@yahoo.com |
| hi how r u my name is samer iam from iraq and i like u and i like your songs and i wish to recived my message ..send me message ...bayyyyy |
| 02nd August 2004 - 01:46:29 PM |
| 9371 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 02:09:43 PM |
| 9372 : Corey Haim |
| Bruckheimer, you are a faggot loser! Just because I wouldnt let you direct Fart Patrol- "The Final Frontier" you come in here and try to start shit. You know that Double D and I only like the ladies. So do a brother a favor and hook us up with a double team on Keira Knightly! PEACE, C. Haim |
| 02nd August 2004 - 05:38:38 PM |
| 9373 : Mario Lopez |
| Hey there Dustin, remember me? That’s right, I’m the one who REALLY took your anal virginity backstage during the second season of Saved by the Bell! Dennis is mistaken, he only THINKS he took your butt cherry because of all the blood he saw running down your legs as he penetrated you. What Dennis doesn’t realize is that you have periodically suffered from severe cases of heavy rectal bleeding ever since I first violently tore you a new one in my dressing room on my first day on the show! Remember when you came into my dressing room to wish me good luck before filming? Remember when I ripped off your baggy zubaz and bent your frail figure over my dresser and forced my beefy man burrito up your pale, boney butt as you let out the girliest scream I have ever heard to come from another man’s mouth? Remember how I held your head up and made you look into my dresser mirror because I wanted you to watch me as I claimed your ass in the name of all gay Hispanic men across the world? Remember when I finally ejaculated my extra spicy hot sauce as deep into your colon as I could possibly go and you screamed in pain even more as the burning sensation spread so far up your ass that you could taste it in the back of your throat? Remember when you had a bad reaction to my sauce and you came down with a severe case of the runs during the middle of filming? You were shitting bloody dumplings and gravy for months! And believe me, I should know, you would let loose your bloody liquid shit latte all over my crotch every time I pulled out for those several month afterwards that I kept raping you. Luckily, I’m into shit play, otherwise I would have donkey punched the remaining shit out of you for crapping all over my Nike’s, you stupid fucking cumguzzling Jew. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 06:58:31 PM |
| 9374 : Lustin for Mario |
| http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets242/51.jpg OOOHHHHH!!!! Do excuse me, I've just blown a load on the monitor! Mario, I am SO turned on right now! Your story made my spicy manchilada stand up and dance the Samba! The above picture is my favorite jack-off fodder right now! OHHHHH!! There goes another one!!! Do you still have the shit-encrusted Nikes? Have you ever considered selling them on eBay? |
| 02nd August 2004 - 09:44:41 PM |
| 9375 : Twyla 16, in love with Kurt Steinberger |
| Well Kurt yousure are one big asshole. How com you think I"m some pussy? nitshit. give me somethoughts and let's be friends. Yeh sure, turd. And here's something to think about, mullet mongrels. So how can we be assured of free tickets to this party without paying too much via our anal canals? Certainly not by our own vista cards, which the Goddess Peussie compares to filthy rags exactly when you use behind you while squatting next to the dumpster. How now, Brown Cow? Well, even though "all have sinned, and come short of the streams of glory and piss," Judy Garland wrote that we can be "justified freely by his table cloth through the subscription to that in the bunk house of the Ranch"...FUCKING OUCH BABY on that one, members of mine! smiles, again.....Mini-Moo!! Thank You so much for loving me enough to send me a big check for my drug problems, Your only Fag Boy, Mickie, and in Love with Mary Mount and Madre Loki, to die on the bed of nails for my lack of discipline and for the sake of used band-aids and jump-starters via the electrodes attached to Billy's nuts. I should have been me hanging there looking like a goofball, but I got off and in turn, along came MOJO and his cabaret act...AND THAT FUCKING SAVED THE DAY, SINNERS!! Please forgive all of my stains left on the living room furniture and the toilet seat in the out-house, MADRE. I don't need to live BUT DIE ON THE RACK in pain and in pleasure and in mud and marshmellows. Bring on the whips and branding irons. For the rest of my days, I want to live for total pleasure of the flesh and spirit and for my Peussie and for MJ the greatest KING OF ALL POP AND ROLLS and while you're at it: ADD SOME BUTTER, CULO!!!!!!. And I want the ESSENCE OF YOUR ASS TO HOLD THE KEY TO THE KINGDOM. Amen, fuckers!! |
| 02nd August 2004 - 11:45:30 PM |
| 9376 : |
| Mario (message 9373) and Dennis (message 9260), you guys really gave me a rock hard stiffie. I'm totally pitching a tent right now. I really hope that Screech's robot Kevin posts a message here recounting how he also ass-slammed a young Diamond with his metal penis. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 11:46:48 PM |
| 9377 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 11:50:37 PM |
| 9378 : |
| Another guy who should post here is Mr. Tuttle, the guy who taught Driver's ED. Max should also post a story. |
| 03rd August 2004 - 08:02:49 AM |
| 9379 : Ivor Hugecock |
| I find it interesting that both Mario and Dennis have staked their claim to be the first to claim Dusty's anal virginity, when it was actually myself, whilst I was working as Casting Director on Saved by the Bell!! Before starting on SBTB, and despite what he may claim, Dustin was a destitute orphan, living rough on the streets and surviving by giving hand- and blow-jobs to discerning gentlemen for pocket change. I first (quite literally) came upon Dustin in an alley behind a West Hollywood gay club. His huge gonzo nose, his jew-fro and the zubaz pants he was wearing made me feel that he would be ideal for the part of 'Screech' in the show I had just begun casting for at the time. Well, he also had something else I was after - his tight, young boy-ass! Oh my!!! Anyway, I invited the scruffy lad in for a screen test. I had him read out a few lines, and he couldn't act worth shit, so I told him that if he wanted the part, he'd have to do something for me. (cont above) |
| 03rd August 2004 - 08:15:18 AM |
| 9380 : Ivor Hugecock (continued) |
| Dustin told me that, despite having given copious amounts of head during his young life, he had never experienced the joys of anal loving! It was at this point that I decided to introduce him to my substantial, 13-inch member! I tore down his skanky zubaz and began to apply my man-beef to his tight, unwashed poophole. It took 5 whole minutes for me to insert myself fully! I've never believed in using lubricant, y'see! I like nothing more than the feel of a my enormous schlong chafing against a young man's colon! Anyway, 10 minutes later, I was exhausted and Dustin was spewing so much blood, shit and semen from his ruined asshole that an ambulance had to be called! Luckily the whole incident was caputred on the screen test camera - the film became favoured viewing at SBTB Christmas parties, and young Dustin's helpless, girly cries of 'no Mister please stop you're hurting me' still puts a smile on my face and a tent in my pants! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 08:58:50 AM |
| 9381 : |
| screech, did you used to patrol the bathrooms at Bayside looking for unflushed shit in the toilets when you needed a nice snack? did you used to make 'shit-kabobs' from what you found? yummy! also, is it true that you first acquired the taste for feces when slater gave you a 'chocate swirlie' during your freshman year? |