| 15th July 2004 - 01:24:52 PM |
| 8803 : hey u |
| i im horny as a mother fucker |
| 15th July 2004 - 03:03:41 PM |
| 8804 : Twyla 16 |
| i have to go to the movies tonight with my friend and her boyfriend because i'm her best friend apparently. the only reason i have to go is because her parents would kill her if they knew she was going with her boyfriend. so now i have to go to so i can be her scape goat. they're going to see some crappy movie called sleepover. it's rated pg so you know it's going to suck. oh god. shoot me now. i get to go with my best friend, we get to see a crappy movie together, YAY!!! the only reason i'm bringing my best friend is because i do not find pleasure watching two of my good friends make out. oh god, i'm gonna get wasted. then i won't have to remember this horrible night. oh god, i don't want to go to this. please waste me now!!!i'm gonna go get more to drink.i'm gonna be wasted and horny. i don't want to go to this!!! HELPPPP!!!!!!! |
| 15th July 2004 - 03:26:22 PM |
| 8805 : Papi Culo |
| Mario mang, we may have to shank someone ese. Someone jus doesn't get it mang. Choo get su sheavey and meet up to keel mang. After I will give you my spicey chorizo mang. |
| 15th July 2004 - 05:31:46 PM |
| 8806 : Gay Zack |
| Im am going to shove fruit loops up your ass Diamond, than I will eat them out. I could try donut holes and than give you a coffee enema. That would be a good breakfast. You make me feel like a man should a man, spank me dustin, I've been bad |
| 15th July 2004 - 06:53:27 PM |
| 8807 : BACK TO THA SOUTH SIDE OF ATX |
| God this feels good. No more ugly people. No more rednecks. No more Republicans. Far less cows. Co-eds. AAAHHH! That's better. |
| 15th July 2004 - 08:17:02 PM |
| 8808 : Beuford the Lonely Double Amputee |
| Dustin, young man I would like to make love to you. You dressed in a penguin suit and I dressed as a bear. That's ancient Greek sombolism for me growing limbs and you being a penguin. Contact me, sweethaeart. I need this wich to come true:);)LOL! |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:36:37 PM |
| 8809 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I learned a fun new homosexual move last night at my local gay bar! It's a twist on the "Arabian Goggle" move! First, I'll need eat some greasy tacos and then take a huge dump. Next, I'll get off the toilet without wiping my ass and then I'll sit on your face and drop my nuts onto your eyelids (maybe I'll drop ass, to mix things up)! When I get up, you'll have a brown dot on your forehead, just like and Indian woman!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:42:03 PM |
| 8810 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, this move is called "Indian goggles"!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:57:17 PM |
| 8811 : gay slater |
| nice work steinberg. can i watch you give mr. diamond a warm pair of indian goggles? |
| 15th July 2004 - 11:10:54 PM |
| 8812 : tryyty |
| ryrryrtrtryrtirjtjytyjktkjy |
| 15th July 2004 - 11:54:52 PM |
| 8813 : |
| 16th July 2001 - 08:05:39 AM 1 : chris WOAAH |
| 16th July 2004 - 12:00:11 AM |
| 8814 : |
| mr. diamond, today is the 3-year anniversary of your guestbook. Aren't you happy now? How many times have you ejaculated in your pants while reading the fantasies posted here? |
| 16th July 2004 - 12:25:50 AM |
| 8815 : sarananda |
| lol cool a dustin diamond fan site....hehehe i love him. the third and fourth season were crap tho |
| 16th July 2004 - 05:11:27 AM |
| 8816 : Mario Lopez |
| Papi mang, I know how it ees. We gots to teach deez beetchiz a fockin lessen they never gone forget. Jus the other day mang, I was drivin to de Manchilada in mah Chevy, an when I stop at de lights, dis fockin neegur come up to the weendow, and he all like 'get out the daym car, wetback' so I was all like 'THE FUCK YOU SAY, MANG??????' and den you know what I deed? I cut hing. I FUCKIN CUT DAT NEEGUR LIKE HE NOT NEVER BEEN CUT BEFOE!!! And den I focked him, mang. I fock hing long and hard until his ass be so full of the meh-hee-can man-mayo dat it look like it gonna explode. Focken neegurs. Raul Juan Sanchez - ees good to hear from you mang but I ALREADY PAY FOR DAT FOCKIN CHEEKEN MANG! Maybe I give you da Mario's aztec warrior eh ese?? |
| 16th July 2004 - 08:43:06 AM |
| 8817 : JA....WILJEWELWETEN,HE?! |
| IK HAAT HOMO"S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KANKER HOMO!!!!! |
| 16th July 2004 - 10:33:38 AM |
| 8818 : |
| how is guwu gwguyiyiy89u7897hdsgu |
| 16th July 2004 - 10:42:11 AM |
| 8819 : CUNT |
| Lookin through her window, now my body is warm She's naked, and I'm a peepin tom Her body's beautiful, so I'm thinkin rape Shouldn't have had her curtains open, so that's her fate Leavin out her house, grabbed the bitch by her mouth Drug her back in, slammed her down on the couch Whipped out my knife, said, "If you scream, I'm cuttin" Opened her legs and commenced the fuckin She begged me not to kill her, I gave her a rose Then slit her throat, and watched her shake till her eyes closed Had sex with the corpse before I left her And drew my name on the wall like helter skelter Run for shelter never crossed my mind I had a guage, a grenade, and even a nine Dial 911 for the bitch But the cops ain't shit when they're fuckin with a lunatic |
| 16th July 2004 - 11:13:41 AM |
| 8820 : Gay Zack |
| Do you like to wrestle greek style Dustin? We can rub each other's naked bodies down with butter or crisco and roll around on the floor. I would lift you into the vertical 69 postition and in rotate you while slamming my cock into you ass. That would be fun, wouldn't it? |
| 16th July 2004 - 11:13:46 AM |
| 8821 : Donny |
| Mrs. Blaileen- she was a sixth grade teacher and she controlled the children by using humiliation the target always seemed to be donny he's a bit slower than the others when he was quite you his mother died at the kitchen table while chokin' on some food the fashion of the day was bleached and tied Levi's Donny decided to make some but he didn't know to rinse them he came to school a reekin' bleach stench filled the classrom Mrs. Blaileen began to chastize she made him feel like an asshole two feet tall Oh, the lonely boy |
| 16th July 2004 - 11:36:01 AM |
| 8822 : PPr: Kut |
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