| 14th July 2004 - 11:20:49 AM |
| 8763 : Very bored Jess |
| the roof the roof the roof is on fire. the roof the roof the roof is on fire. the roof the roof the roof is on fire. we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn. burn mother fucker. burn hello my name is jimmy pop and i'm a dumb white gut i'm not old or new but middle school, fifth grade like junior high. i don't know mofos, ya'll peeps be buggin', givin' props to my hoe 'cause she's fly, but i can take the heat 'cause i'm the other white meat known as kid funky fry. YEAH. i'm hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye but if i crash into uranus i would stick it where the sun don't shine 'cause i'm kinda like han solo always strokin' my own wookie. i'm the root of all that's evil, YEAH, but you can call me cookie. the roof the roof the roof is on fire. the roof the roof the roof is on fire. the roof the roof the roof is on fire. we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn. burn motherfucker, burn. |
| 14th July 2004 - 11:31:13 AM |
| 8764 : |
| if your ass is a chinesse resturant, i'll have the poo-poo plater my friend jerry vandergriff kissed me in home ec class. later in the afternoon soom jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass. i said guys i'm like you, i like monster trucks too. wanna see how many push-ups i can do? i just wish i was queer so i could get chicks dig guys that are queer guys that don't dig chicks that don't dig guys like me see i'm not queer i'm too ugly i messed up on the last post, i'm mean't guy, but i put gut. my bad |
| 14th July 2004 - 11:42:33 AM |
| 8765 : |
| GO RIM A GOBLIN YOU ASS SUCKERS! I AM THE ASS VIKING AND I WILL COMMAND AND CONQUEER ALL I WANT. SCREECH YOUR VELVET SMOOTH ASS IS NOT SAFE FROM THE LIKES OF ME. |
| 14th July 2004 - 12:49:10 PM |
| 8766 : |
| did you ever see that episode of south park where Mr Garrison stuck a gerbil in Mr Slaves ass? That shit turned me on, anyone ever do some gerbil ass play? Explain it to me in full detail so I can wack off . |
| 14th July 2004 - 01:58:04 PM |
| 8767 : |
| i found a new form of sexual enjoyment. i take a funnel and stick it in my pee hole and pour honey down my inside penis. Next i let ants go inside my pee hole and they feast on cock n honey. it hurts at first but once it all numbs the pleasure takes over. |
| 14th July 2004 - 02:33:15 PM |
| 8768 : |
| i'm drinking and i'm horny, but i just got finished fingering myself to sick boy's sexy voice. i'm on my third cup of j.d. it's all good. |
| 14th July 2004 - 02:39:12 PM |
| 8769 : Butt Pirate |
| AAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!! me thinks ye are retarded! your kind is not welcome here off to davey jones locker |
| 14th July 2004 - 03:09:07 PM |
| 8770 : |
| i'm happily buzzed. i'm still horny. i need sick boy's sexy voice. i want him to command me. i listen to my master. if i don't i'll get punished. i want him to punish me so bad. i'm on mt fourth cup. i love j.d. |
| 14th July 2004 - 03:42:24 PM |
| 8771 : Lark Voorhies |
| I think it's time you gave up, Dustin. Your career will never be as good as mine. |
| 14th July 2004 - 03:48:24 PM |
| 8772 : Greg Louganis |
| Lark, I am flaming gay as you well know, but the site of you makes me want to rethink ass fucking men. I've never split the dark oak, I've had dark oak in me, but I want to split your dark oak. |
| 14th July 2004 - 03:49:09 PM |
| 8773 : Mario Lopez |
| Jess - if you don't leave dis guestbook and never come back I'm'a gone stab choo thru da head, mang! Wid my big spicy man-burrito!!! Youse gone be dead!!!! You hear me, beetch????? |
| 14th July 2004 - 04:00:17 PM |
| 8774 : Papi Culo |
| Mario, yous turn me on when choo talk bout stabbin mang. yo queiro tu chorizo en mi boca, ese. yous stab tha' beetch and I jack off in my shevey mang. She mess wit' one bean she mess wit' tha whole spicey burrito mang. Let's fuck in my shevey mang. |
| 14th July 2004 - 04:08:14 PM |
| 8775 : Gay Zack |
| That's one mexican fiesta I want to join in - I like my manchilada smoothered in cream sauce.Dustin, this is another plea to call me for a fierce rim job - as always prostate cleaning is MANDITORY. I only rim a clean ass - had a bad experience a while back with bob saget. Lets meet in a west hollywood rest stop. |
| 14th July 2004 - 04:45:50 PM |
| 8776 : Mario Lopez |
| Daym cholos!!! You fags is my kind of people!!! Hows about I keel dat bitch Jess and we all take turns giving her corpse a good skullfuckeeen? Den we all pile into da back seat of Papi's Shevey for steamy man-sex with Dirty Sanchezes all round! It's fucken fiesta time, mang!!!! Who wants to go first eatin da Mario's spicy chimichonga, wid extra man-mayo??? At first, youse might think da Mario's spicy man-burrito is too much for you to handle, cos it's so beeg, but, if my mang Dustin can take it (as he frequently did during the filming of SBTB), den so can choo! Trust me homes!!! I'll be een a west hollywood restroom in an hour. Een da meantime, why don't you all get good and ready by jackin it to da blatantly gay peectures at http://www.mariolopez.net/gallery.php. ¡Muy delicioso! |
| 14th July 2004 - 04:53:05 PM |
| 8777 : Mario Lopez |
| I just wanned to say to mah mang Dusteen - remember back on da SBTB set when I used to give joo a Dirty Sanchez, usin mah own spicy bean-curd, while joo was bein raped in da ass by Dennis Haskeens?? Good times mang, good times!!! Hows about we hook up in a restroom one day foe a leetle trip down memory lane??? I may not have de permed mullet no moe, but you can steel fuck me like a leetle beetch!!! ¡Ay ay ayyyyy! |
| 14th July 2004 - 04:58:41 PM |
| 8778 : Da Mario |
| Eyyyyyy ese! Take a look at dis peecture of da Mario - http://www.mariolopez.net/images/mario_0704_011a.jpg - eet look like I's sat on da sheeter!!! Ahahhaha!!! Dat turnin you on, homes??? Da Mario ees one sexy cholo!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:08:54 PM |
| 8779 : Papi Culo |
| Mario, choo alright homie I want to jump you in my gang mang. My homies said "Mang naw ting would be cooler than Mario riding wit us in the sheavey" If you ever go to jail for keeling that beetch, I'll go wit you and be your beetch mang. I wash your cloths mang and I'll toss your mexican salad ese. I go get Lopez tat on my stomache mang. |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:25:49 PM |
| 8780 : Da Mario |
| Eyyyy Papi, I wanna be in joo gang, mang. Joo ridin wid Da Mario now, dawg. Hows about I come peek joo and joo homes up een my Chevy (you recognise it - it tha one wid da flames down de side) an take you all on down to The Manchilada, Miami's premier latino gay club??? We dance de night away and den we all go somewhere for some good ol 'gang bangin'!!! ¡Olé! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:34:13 PM |
| 8781 : Da Mario |
| And don' worry about me goin back to no jail, mang. Da police, dey never catch da Mario. He too fass for dem. Anyway, eef dey catch heem, he juss fuckeen cut dem. YOU HEAR ME PEEGS??? I FUCKEEN CUTCHOO!!! I CUTCHOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:35:56 PM |
| 8782 : Papi Culo |
| Da Mario, choo can ride wid me and my homies in da sheaveys. You sound like choo es hardcore ese, I like that young blood. We need double dawg to hang wid us, we call him "El Toro" - he can be a homie mang.We can jump choo in wid a gang bang and go dance at the manchilada. I will freak and bump choo vato and than after I will fuck your culo mang |