11th July 2004 - 06:40:00 PM |
8543 : SB |
I gotta go change pants now. I just blew like a gallon of spunk. Too bad it wasn't inside Twyla's little daisy. Jess, I want to coat your entire body with cream. I can't wait to see you sweaty and exhausted and sticky with Sick Sauce. "Please, I'm sore. Let's just go to bed, and we'll start again in the morning." Just as you start to doze off to slumberland, Sick Boy jams his cock in your mouth and insists you taste your pussy. Looky looky, someone's erection has returned with a vengeance. In space, Sick Boy can hear you scream. Isn't that better than talking about corny pixie dust and shit? Thought so. Goodnight Princess. -Your Boyfriend, Mister Sick XOXOXOX |
11th July 2004 - 06:45:33 PM |
8544 : gay belding |
screech, remember when you came back to bayside as my assistant? remember when we used to have sex in my office with the door wide open during 5th period? i loved breaking you in for my own selfish reasons. your tight your ring felt so good wrapped around my knob. |
11th July 2004 - 06:46:24 PM |
8545 : Twyla 16 |
holy shit, i want you REALLY bad. this is much better. can we do this again tomorrow. What's your real name. you can cover me with your sick sauce any day. i think everyone on earth could hear me too baby. how old are you. SERIOUSLY. i want to do this again tomorrow. i want it right once i wake up. be up by 10. this was soo fucking hot. i want you in me SOOO bad. you can go to bed, but i'm not done yet. i'm going again. Your horny girlfriend Jess |
11th July 2004 - 06:48:03 PM |
8546 : SB |
Sick Boy doesn't want to sound conceited, but he's a fine peice of ass. He has grey/blue eyes, dark hair(shaved all over except for the front bangs, ultra-futuristic), and is currently wearing orange and black Pumas, baggy-ass Phat Farm jeans and a blue T-shirt that says "World's Greatest Grandpa." Because my pants fall down on a regular basis, I have an extensive collection of kickass boxers. Right now, they're black with green glow in the dark skull and crossbones. That do anything for ya, sweetie? Oh yeah, I've been to South Bech and you're right on. Everybody is either under 10, over 60, or a flaming, Rupaul-ish transvestite. |
11th July 2004 - 06:58:50 PM |
8547 : Jess |
you sound uber hot. i don't want to sound conceited either, but i'm about to. i have blond hair, soon to be white, a D cup chest, if you don't know what that means in easy terms i have big boobs. i'm 5"3 so i'm short. i have a large ass, to be nice i said large, my family says gigantic. i way 110 so i'm tiny. i'm currently wearing hello kitty boxers and a black lacy bra. i don't normally wear shirts. i either wear baggy pants or skin tight ones, normally skin tight. i live in GA but i used to live in ST. Petersburg. i miss it. GA sucks ass. i'm really pale because i'm irish and romanian, so i don't tan at all. how old are you. seriously. i want to know.are you over 25. i've never hit on a guy over 25. i only like older guys. |
11th July 2004 - 07:18:25 PM |
8548 : SB |
Gigantic ass. My two favorite words in the English language. I already told you my age, my little sugar-pussy. Post 8539. Ten times two minus one, so you're in the clear. You give me tingles in my trousers, Jess. How many fingers do you use when you jack off? And seriously, if you ever decide to get kinky with a fruit or vegetable, like say a banana, wrap it in plastic or you might get an infection, and Sick Boy doesn't want that. I read women's magazines so I can learn how to properly operate the female machine. Again, not to brag, but I'm a skilled g-spot expert. I can't wait to ravage your body. Lots of hugs and kisses where the sun doesn't shine from your boyfriend, Sick Boy. |
11th July 2004 - 07:30:30 PM |
8549 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
What in the tar donkey punchin' hell is goin' on in here? Where are the FAGS?! Sick Boy you yeller-bellied little varmit! I'm gon' beat ya with ma six-string an' make ya chew ma chimichonga! I'll lasso yer balls an' go up yer hyde with a gaggle a' diamondback rattlers! GIDDY UP partners, THE HONKY TONK MAN RIDES AGAIN. THE HONKY TONK MAN SHOOTS MORE JUICE THAN THAT PRICK BOY!!! |
11th July 2004 - 07:34:37 PM |
8550 : Jess |
Do you really like the sound of how i look? most guys here like girls with tiny EVERYTHING. i can't wait for you to ravage my body either. are you gonna stop calling me a redneck now? i like the sound of sugar pussy. what kind of music do you listen to? can you get a calling card? i can't chat right now but i'll back at 9:10. lots of hugs and kisses where the sun doesn't shine TOO!!!;) p.s. i'm gonna use a cheap pick-up line now, i've lost my teddy bear, have sex with me. be back soon, lataz! Love from your girlfriend Jess |
11th July 2004 - 07:36:07 PM |
8551 : Sick Boy |
I guess I deserved that. I've done pissed off the Honky Tonk Man. Never a good idea. |
11th July 2004 - 08:03:55 PM |
8552 : Goggles al Aribaya |
Yes hello once more my gay America friends! I have traveled to great countries of the Mexico and learned the ancient of arts what you call dirty sanchez. I am liking to be of the doings with the chili dogs, where I am to be taking of the poo onto gay friend DUSTIN's man nipple America boobies and have the man breast intercorse! Farts! Yes who of my gay America friends will be liking to have this? I have many pairs of goggles and farts for all to lick. What is this you speak of with the boat of glass bottoms? For me to try this? |
11th July 2004 - 08:16:18 PM |
8553 : Dustin \"The Homo Hebrew\" Diamond |
Hey, guys! Is anyone going to be in the Castro district soon? Goggles, I'll show your sun-beaten heiny what Glass-Bottom Boats are any time, buster brown. Working on a good edit of FART PATROL. Corey says we need to re-shoot the bear scene. I think it's pure magic as is, but you know the Haimster. He doesn't stop until it's perfect. Guess who's looking delicious with brand new pubic highlights? Mwa, of course, silly! Jean-Claude at Leathers For Less did them for free. Well not exactly free. Everything has its price, let's just say the stains won't come out easy, and trying to find pubic shampoo and tomato juice (for the poo smell) at 4:00 AM is a motherfucker! I'll check back here later, but I have to meet Chachi at a rest area 40 miles from civilization! Ta ta for now, girls! |
11th July 2004 - 08:24:17 PM |
8554 : |
what the fart is wrong with you assholes |
11th July 2004 - 08:30:14 PM |
8555 : Twyla 16 |
Hey sick boy, i can't chat now but if you wake up tomorrow st 7:00 a.m. we can talk for hours. hopefully dirty. do you like younger chicks? well, get on early tomorrow. trust me. it'll be worth it. i cum just thinkingabout it!! your girlfriend Twyla 16 |
11th July 2004 - 08:57:49 PM |
8556 : |
u rule |
11th July 2004 - 09:07:17 PM |
8557 : Chris cumstain |
dustin, i just unloaded several gallons of spunk in my underwear. i want you to cum over and swallow it. my loads are high protein and are better for you than the Atkin's diet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
11th July 2004 - 10:29:53 PM |
8558 : Gay Zack |
What the fuck! This place smells all of pussy! I go to spend a relaxing weekend of hot gay sex in castro district and I come back to this! Come on people lets gay this place all up again. On another note I went to a club in castro where I met several men who were more than willing to play gay Saved By the Bell with me. The DJ was mixing techno beats with Rusty the Sheriffs Badge songs. We all bumped and grinded like there was no tomarrow. To make a long story short I had my salad tossed by a wonderful man dressed and acting like Screech while a man dressed like Belding gave me spidermans all over my face. Damn I love that castro. |
11th July 2004 - 11:34:15 PM |
8559 : chip douglas |
mr. diamond, i am so glad that you are of legal age in all states in America. I want to give you a 'terminator'. it's a move based on the movie with arnold schwartzenegger. i will do you anal doggystyle and then pull out and spit on your back. when you turns around, i will say "Asta la vista, baby" and cum in both of your eyes. The next day your eyes will be red just like the Terminator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
12th July 2004 - 12:00:17 AM |
8560 : Internet Cop |
Dustin I have followed your website for many months now. You are a pervert. Please stop post disgusting things here. It is obvious to everyone that you really are "Max" and that you only created this website in a vain attempt to revive your floundering career. I want to have rough sex with you. |
12th July 2004 - 01:57:45 AM |
8561 : Sick Boy |
Gay Zack you rule! I'm sorry I have tainted the page with my heterosexuality. Jess: Mr. Sick likes to get his drink on until about 3 or 4 in the morning. You're Irish? So then you know what its like. 7:00 AM is out of the fucking question, but I'm sure we can agree on a more decent time. I'm actually out of state and hundreds of miles away from my real stomping grounds. I'm far away in a Georgia-like hellhole, but my uncle is the mayor. That's no shit! I wouldn't lie about that shit. Yesterday was his 40th anniversary and he got enough aged Scotch to get every kelt in Scotland inebriated. But anyway, I promise I will fuck the chicken soup out of you if you let me watch you pee. Tomorrow, in the shower, I'm going to yank my bone mercilessly whilst trying to imagine your pretty lil' face saturated with my Sick Sauce. I thought you might like "sugar-pussy" a lil' bit better than "redneck." Sugar Pussy it is, my little sweet-snatched sugar puss. Rednecks be damned! -Your one and only true love, Sick Boy |
12th July 2004 - 03:03:03 AM |
8562 : |
balls |