| 08th July 2004 - 11:54:43 PM |
| 8383 : Sick Boy |
| Busters: I never took the time to register over there. What did they do? Twyla: Listen closely, dear. You exhibit classic signs of Multiple Personality Disorder(MPD). The number one cause of this is sexual abuse, usually by a relative. I'm not kidding, darling, so pay attention. Let's say, for example, and probably not true, that Twyla's name is really Shannon. Shannon is a good student and a prude-ish kind of girl. The very suggestion that she is a victim of sexual abuse seems outlandish and repulsive. She is too embarrassed even to flirt with boys. Now follow me here. The molester, most likely a family member, refers to her as "Twighlight" during molestation. Through his slurred redneck speech it comes out, "Twyla." Twyla is a naughty little cum thirsty sex kitten who thinks nothing of blowing boy after boy in the locker room. Shannon is only 15 now, so typically other personalities will surface later. Really, guys, I'm not playing around. Do a Google on Multiple Personality Disorder and read all about it. |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:11:47 AM |
| 8384 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, please tell the fascists over at savedbythebellnow.com to stop editting the queer fantasies contributed by the homosexuals who frequent this board. Twyla 16, please stop posting here. As both the guestbook moderator and I have said many times before, this is a queers-only board! Only male queers should post here. This webpage was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond; (b) telling Diamond how much he sucks; and (c) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. If your post doesn't relate to any of these things, the guestbook moderator will probably delete your message. There are many Internet fan pages for Diamond, and they all have homosexual themes! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:15:44 AM |
| 8385 : Sick |
| No shit, Kurt. That skank should get back to her double wide. I'm here to tell Diamond how much he sucks, and as a liason to a vibrant cast of flaming gay ball suckers. I can't support the deleting of messages, but someone should put Twyla out of her trendy faux misery soon. |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:37:46 AM |
| 8386 : steven |
| screech, i luved u on savedb y the bell!!!!!! please pencil me in for a blowjob tomorrow in the rest room at the mall in wisconsin. i raelly want a heeb to suck me off!! |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:44:37 AM |
| 8387 : Mr. Gone |
| Hello, again, Twyla. Oh, you don't remember me? For shame. I can tell you things, Twyla. Things you don't want to know. Things about... yourself. Remember the puppy when you were three? How about the ice cream festival in Atlanta when you were seven? The mimes on the street corner when you were just a little tot, suckling on your mother's teat? They don't ring a bell, do they, Twyla? They will. Soon enough. I remember. Maybe sometime we could get together and have a little... chat! Wouldn't that be delightful? Until then I'll just have a bit of fun... |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:57:45 AM |
| 8388 : |
| kill kill ! |
| 09th July 2004 - 01:28:21 AM |
| 8389 : Wesley Willis |
| As soon as I get back to Chicago I'm gonna get on Jenny Craig. |
| 09th July 2004 - 05:19:13 AM |
| 8390 : Lustin |
| Oh for fuck's sake. I really can't be bothered reading the posts in this guest book anymore since that stupid cunt showed up and started posting 'poetry' that sounds like it was written by a retarded, quadraplegic 3-year-old ass-baby. Seriously, I've shat better poetry than that. Personally I'm beginning to think that all teenagers should be locked up until the age of 18 at the very least. Oh no! Now I've said that Twyla and her retarded maggot-brethren will more than likely berate me with hardcore insults such as 'OMG shut up lsutin you have a small dick OMG I'm so angsty'. IF YOU ALL DON'T FUCK OFF, DUSTIN IS GOING TO COME TO TWYLA'S HOUSE AT 4AM AND RECREATE TUBGIRL.COM RIGHT ON HER FUCKING MONGOLOID, DOWNY FACE. Try savedbythebellnow.com instead, they're all emotionally retarded shut-ins like yourselves. |
| 09th July 2004 - 05:24:39 AM |
| 8391 : Lustin |
| Whoever's actually writing that poetry is pretty funny tho - 'the sadness you left in my snatch/the stanes you left on my shetes/the poo streeks inside my pantys' - beautiful. BTW Fagbusters - I'm 'slexslydic' |
| 09th July 2004 - 07:28:48 AM |
| 8392 : Lustin |
| As this place has turned into a fucking coffee house recently, here's my wonderous literary creation - Love unrequited, my man-wand yearns for the tightness of Dustin's rusty Sherrif's badge. My Chinese-eye weeps milk whenever I gaze upon his beauteous visage O Dustin! I lament Will you not blow me? I know a restroom not too far from here. Thank you. |
| 09th July 2004 - 09:25:18 AM |
| 8393 : Twyla 16 |
| i don't go to bed that early. i just go up stairs to take a shower and wacth south park and adult swim. oh and fagbusters, if you're so brilliant figure out what i wrote. my nails aren't black, they're pink. we'll post a picture around 9:00 tonight. i was never sexually abused. i'm not goth. i don't know why you insist upon thinking i am. Crymmuf vilgc. |
| 09th July 2004 - 09:33:24 AM |
| 8394 : Slick Boy |
| Lustin you are the keeper of the funny my good friend. Twas I who penned Twyla's bad poems. I can't imagine them not being in correlation with whatever mindless drivel she actually writes. But I'm even more proud of the fact that I guessed Twyla wrote shitty poety and then low and behold, she writes shitty poetry. Just like every other pretentious 15 year old slut. Twyla we have all ruthlessly defamed you. We have ridiculed you and your equally worthless finger bang buddy brigade. I have even given you a complete psychoanalysis(see below)! Also, now do the math, folks, Twyla is only 15. That means that when SBTB first hit the airwaves, Twyla(or Shannon) was all of 0 years old. She was probably yet to be shot out of her father/brother's cock. Twyla, you need to go back to your fucking Playskool kitchen and your turtle-shaped sandbox and your fucking incontinence problems. Fuck you! Oh yeah, Lustin, the "see the taste of your sour love with the eyes of my mouth" is my favorite. |
| 09th July 2004 - 09:40:12 AM |
| 8395 : Seeck Boy |
| But, Lustin, your poem was beautiful. You may single handedly revive the Beat Generation, only with a gay twist. Your a regular Lawrence Faglengetti! (another reference wasted on Miss Illiterate USA, Twyla) Fagbusters, do you have some poetry you would like to share? Please illuminate this board with your thoughtful insensitivity and your delightful homophobia! HONKY TONK MAN everybody knows a cowboy has a softer side. Poems? |
| 09th July 2004 - 09:45:54 AM |
| 8396 : Farrant Mills |
| Everyone in this beautiful county and world!! My Name is Farrant...If you Have Msn....Add Me On Tismdrug@hotmail.com !!! you people are awesome thanxx!!! |
| 09th July 2004 - 09:46:04 AM |
| 8397 : Twyla 16 |
| omg i dont even care about the beat generation i dont no what it is but i like poems by jewel and dr seuusse now i type innane gibberish blurgle foo hajsuw me and my frends like to say some random thing like "i beleve you mis placed my igwana" and then we giggle about it for fuckin hours like its teh most clever thing any1 has ever sed and we say it to each other in the hallways of our school (David Duke Elementary) and when no1 else laffs at it we know its because they just dont get how clever we are. |
| 09th July 2004 - 09:53:01 AM |
| 8398 : Twyla 16 |
| the thing about your last post is that you've never read any of poetry. there in lies the problem. my poems are not shitty. you just assume that because i'm younger then you. if i even am. if your older then me and so wise then why do you follow those sterotypes. you truly can't say anything to slightly effect the way that i act or think, and i didn't ask my friends to stick up for me, they just do. i told them to look at the crap these idiots are writing about me, they do and then they respond. and sick boy, i just wanted to know where you find your yaoi porn. i mean it must be hard for your mom to know that right before her son does her he has to watch all that guy on guy action. you sick freak. SBTB sucks ass. i have no clue when the show came out, but i'm glad i didn't watch it. the only reason i heard about this site was through albinoblacksheep.com. oh, and my name is Jessica. you can go back to your yaoi porn. i know you have to get ready from your mom. she'll probably be done working the corner soon. |
| 09th July 2004 - 09:58:28 AM |
| 8399 : Kippie |
| I'll spin with you Neko WWWWWWWWWWWWWWhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - that was fun - have you ever experimented with other girls - I tried once. |
| 09th July 2004 - 10:05:26 AM |
| 8400 : Sick Boy |
| Pretty name, Jess. Do you want to know exactly how it is that I see right through you and your friend-monkeys? Because I fucking lived it. I was the pissed off kid with fucking glue in my hair and shit. My friends and I hated kids like you so much that we defected and formed our own mighty clique of wild little psychos. Do you know what we did to kids such as yourself? We pissed in their lockers, Jess. Once again, I'm not even kidding. We filled squirt guns with piss and shot them in their fucking acne proned faces. We made teachers quit their jobs. No shit. We sold kids like you fake acid and used the money to buy real shit. Pretty soon the jocks were wondering why the destructive devil-kids were stealing their bitch cheerleader girlfriends and busting their hymens. We are local legends! Do you know I got kicked out of my freshman year? I threw up J.D. on the principal! That's all in the past now, but I would love to relive some of those moments. So what is your locker combo? |
| 09th July 2004 - 10:06:15 AM |
| 8401 : Twyla 16 |
| leave dani alone. she's can be an extreme idiot when talking to strangers. plus she's gonna take your jokes seriously. she gonna want to ne your friend. she's at summer school anyway. i have to pick her up at two.type to her then |
| 09th July 2004 - 10:07:24 AM |
| 8402 : Gay Zack |
| I just used the term Arabian Goggles on savedbythebellnow guestbook - lets see how long that stays up - I'm not going to be as forward with gay fantasies,yet - I've also resorted to going into gay message boards to post by gay fantasies with Dustin. |