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    09th July 2004 - 10:12:26 AM    
8403 : Harumi-chan
Herro to u Neko-chan & Kippie-chan!!! ^_^ My name Harumi-chan!!! I 15-yr-old girl from Osaka, Japan!! ^___^ You both sound very kawaii ^_______^ and I would like to sleep with u both!!! -_^ Do u like school uniforms???? *_^

Also I am thinking that Diamond-san is sugoi-yo!!! Saved by bell is ichiban-show number 1!!! I am learning ENGLISH from watching it!!!

さようなら ともだち!!!
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    09th July 2004 - 10:18:52 AM    
8404 : Kippie
That sounds like fun ^_^ I would like for you to shit on my tits and rub it in with a hello kitty dildo, I rubbed my clit on a pineapple once.


    09th July 2004 - 10:20:09 AM    
8405 : Jess
i used to be in the goth clique. i thought it was very cool. i'm not in it anymore. i dated this junior that was in the clique. he started to like me a lot. i didn't like him that much so i dumped him. he convinced everyone in the group to hate me. but now i just hang out with whoever i think is cool. the worst thing i've ever done was getting band from a mall. i dropped a stink bomb in abercrombie.


    09th July 2004 - 10:23:54 AM    
8406 :
your band dropped a deuce in the mall? sounds like my kind of fun


    09th July 2004 - 10:27:35 AM    
8407 : Jess
i got banned from a mall. for a year. it was really funny when i did it. my mom was pissed.


    09th July 2004 - 10:29:35 AM    
8408 : Sick Boy
That's completely pussy, Jess. Another anectdote and I'll stop bragging about my misspent youth. You little minor-leaguers need to learn.

So there's this faggy kid, probably a corbon copy of one of Jess's friends, and we convinced him to steal his mom's van and steal a bunch of beer. He did! A gesture of pure friendship! A kindrid act of altruism! You know what we did? We beat the living shit out of him and took all the beer. Stink bomb. What a shitty, unoriginal act of textbook teenage rebellion. We fucking threw fire crackers at teachers and put pubes and spunk in their coffee. No shit.


    09th July 2004 - 10:30:28 AM    
8409 :
the mall sucks balls anyway - you should have shit on the floor in Abercrombie - that would have been funnier - do it next time you go to the mall - that would be so anti-establishment


    09th July 2004 - 10:36:34 AM    
8410 : Jess
i said it wasn't much. what do you expect from me. i sit at home all day. i can't get my learners because my mom thinks i'm a threat to society. my friends are either out of town, having sex, at skate parks all day, and in one special case with my friend Sara, modeling, having sex, doing drugs, and whatever else she thinks of when she's with tonights lucky guy. i sit at home all day, drink, smoke pot, and surf the web, lucky me. it's not much but it gets me through the day


    09th July 2004 - 10:39:20 AM    
8411 :
you should shave your pubes off and glue them to your face like Abe Lincoln and go to the mall shouting the Gettysburg Address - steal your moms car if you have to - just do it


    09th July 2004 - 10:46:14 AM    
8412 : Jess
yeah, okay, i'll get right on that.


    09th July 2004 - 10:57:17 AM    
8413 : Twyla 16
i went to a wedding, this year, and after the initial wedding was a party. i went and got completley wasted. then i ended up smoking pot in front of my dad. i blew smoke in his face. after that i told five year olds to go up to their parents and call them cunt rags, i told them it meant bunny, and they did it. it was a great wedding


    09th July 2004 - 11:00:02 AM    
8414 : Evil Jess
Today I'm going to host a gang bang at my moms house, I hope they all don't have a problem about pissing and shitting on me. I want arabian goggles, spidermans, salad tossing and I wouldn't have a problem if anyone wanted to give me a dirty Sanchez, I hope to snort some coke off of penis and ass cracks, it should be a swinging good time.


    09th July 2004 - 11:05:23 AM    
8415 : Twyla 16
i don't do coke. just pot. plus if i did all that my girlfriend would be pissed at me, or she'd want in on it.


    09th July 2004 - 11:17:57 AM    
8416 : Sick Boy
Your girlfriend will piss on you? That's pretty hot. My kind of gal. Hey let's all tell drug stories so everyone knows how cool we are. I recounted some anecdotes for everyone's amusement. You're a textbook case of the "I'm the only one in the world who does drugs and it makes me really cool" complex. Tell a story about getting peed on or peeing on another girl or putting something weird in your cooter. Then you'll get my respect. 8411 you are funny.


    09th July 2004 - 11:20:14 AM    
8417 : gothpunk481
hey twyla who r u talkin about? me?


    09th July 2004 - 11:20:46 AM    
8418 : Sick Boy in love with Jesus
I thought that things had gotten corrupt in DC, but here at the Royal Court with Peussie training all of the bad boys herself...well, it's now out of control and nasty. I always thought of the Beloved God as one with very slight skid marks on his underpants, but NOW it's been proven that God is a SHE, and she is having a very very long "monthly problem"...thus all of the bloodshed throughout the world courtesy of a fastist govt trying to "liberate" the people of another country by trying to kill them. Dropping bombs on innnocent people and then saying DAMN< SORRRY....well Peussie rules with a tight fist and that is good...but watch out for Princess Fluff who just gets stranger by the hour, ask Gordo and Mojo as they take their sex-vows in Maria's Ass Temple.
But I'm off to another Fisting Convention here in Miami, and put me on your prayer lists so that I can take it to the elbow and win a prize (this year it's a can of crisco, and NOT used). Greetings to you perverts, Johnny


    09th July 2004 - 11:26:06 AM    
8419 : Twyla 16
my girlfriends asian and sexy. we make out and have fun when we're bored. i know i'm not the only one in the world that does drugs. the first time i smoked pot was with an ex boy friend. it was fun. we made out on some random persons yard.


    09th July 2004 - 11:36:27 AM    
8420 : Twyla 16
hey sheryl, you're back? call my house. i'm bored, hurry!!!


    09th July 2004 - 11:37:01 AM    
8421 : gothpunk481
what did fagbuster say when i called him an idiot


    09th July 2004 - 11:43:07 AM    
8422 : Sick Boy
You didn't call him an idiot, faggot. You called him an "idot". Please tell us all what the fuck an idot is. Translate from your primitive, pubescent redneck-speak.

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