| 08th July 2004 - 03:17:11 PM |
| 8343 : Christopher Lowell |
| Screech: I'm a big fan of your work, do you ever watch my big gay show on decorating? I would love to decorate your young white body with my DNA, call me we'll hook up for a fierce game of butt darts. Toodles. |
| 08th July 2004 - 03:34:35 PM |
| 8344 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Howdy, pilgrims! Y'all got yer hats and chaps on?(YES MR. HONKY TONK!) Good saddle sorin' butt sex! What else y'all got on?(COCK RINGS!) Well, shit! I reckon that's all right to! Did I ever tell y'all 'bout the time when I done saddled up that hippy dippy RED HEADED STRANGER? Yessir! I tanned his hyde up an down by the ol' campfire till the roosters was squawkin' an' his boots were bleedin'! That sumbitch was rootin' an' tootin' hollerin' and hootin'! YEEHAW! Giddy up, lil' fellers 'cuz the HONKY TONK MAN got a cheesey chorizo an' a hankerin' fer yankerin'! Hope y'all got a taste for ma new tastier HONKY TONK SAUCE! THE HONKY TONK MAN DROPS THE BIGGEST LOADS! I'll see y'all next time. Keep yer chickens a' chokin' an' yer pooter holes open! (rides off into the sunset) |
| 08th July 2004 - 03:44:19 PM |
| 8345 : |
| go to ytmnd.com and find a site name that says "serious shit" its a picture of twyla you can jack off 2 |
| 08th July 2004 - 03:45:15 PM |
| 8346 : Ted Nugent |
| Screech you pussy I'ma gonna hunt you with my bow and arrow and make jerky out of your penis. I can wear your severed head around my house while I hunt other former cast members.I'll be sure to save your rump for ass fucking |
| 08th July 2004 - 03:52:48 PM |
| 8347 : Literally Sick Boy |
| Listen here, guy. Don't ever tell me to look at anything like that again. I fucking dry-heaved. I'm talking to you, 8345. Don't ever do that again. AND TWYLA IF THAT IS YOU, YOU NEED TO ENTER A REHAB PROGRAM POST-HASTE! YOU ARE A TWISTED, VILE HUMAN BEING! That is some seriously messed-up shit right there. |
| 08th July 2004 - 05:01:52 PM |
| 8348 : Christopher Lowell |
| Sweaty Teddy, maybe I can entice you into some semen decoration? Stab me with your arrow. Toodles |
| 08th July 2004 - 05:29:12 PM |
| 8349 : Gay Zack |
| Anyone else use Ben-Wa balls? I love sticking them up my ass and walking around all day with them in. |
| 08th July 2004 - 05:39:06 PM |
| 8350 : Neko cutie |
| guys, you really shouldn't be so hard on jess. give her a chance, she could be cool... even if she smokes pot. while i'm here do any of you want to be my friend? ^_^ |
| 08th July 2004 - 05:42:06 PM |
| 8351 : |
| this site is about posting queer fantasies not making friends with skanks |
| 08th July 2004 - 05:45:14 PM |
| 8352 : Lustin |
| Holy shit Sick Boy, you mean you've never seen tubgirl.com before? And you call yourself a Dustin fan??? |
| 08th July 2004 - 06:07:51 PM |
| 8353 : Neko cutie |
| you're entitled to your own opinion, but i am not a skank. it's a shame that there aren't any civilized people to talk to here. ^_^ |
| 08th July 2004 - 06:10:16 PM |
| 8354 : PRINCESS FLUFF |
| I just read some of this shitty poetry below....had to vomit my dinner and then got rid of the rest of this poison via a big gooey colonic on Dustin's head.....hey here's some news...so fucking DEAL WITH IT! For those of you in the CLUB and those of you trying to get in: just don't even think about it. The list is over 600 chicks and guys trying to get membership to the Monkey Cave, and most won't have a chance since they don't know how to eat a pineapple let alone a cherry flavored asshole. The guidelines in the Book of Entry include HAVING SEX WITH LARGE ANIMALS. A stumbling block for you blockheads, but Peussie wrote these rules and trials, and YOU FUCKING know what that means, Turds. Even Mojo dropped his digital camera during the first initiation ceremony ....and so started that infamous fire. But we survive and so does our belief in the Divinity of Jesus and his little cunt-strap of a Mommy, who now knows that HEAVEN awaits even the sinners. Yeh sure! And by the way, if anyone has seen Robert McFerrin, tell him that Maria in his dumb Ass Temple is looking for his Measurement Book of Cocks. She says she lost it at the last orgy. I remain Sincerely yours, Princess Fluff...so down on yer knees little BINDOO BOY, and remember to apply the relish with a sharp knife. SMILES!!!!! |
| 08th July 2004 - 06:18:21 PM |
| 8355 : Kippie |
| OMG - Neko some peeple r so rude - ill be your friend that would be sooooo kewl - i dont smoke pot but i do wear ben wa balls - you should try them - they r soooo fun. do you like linkin park - i do i want chester to give me a golden shower ^_^ |
| 08th July 2004 - 06:50:06 PM |
| 8356 : Twyla 16 |
| okay Neko Cutie, it was nice of you to stick up for me, but i don't need it. they're just gonna bash you. that WASN'T me in those pictures you yccrumac. oui baubma lyh gecc so ycc. tysh ycc suhgaoc. sick boy, you should stop raping your mom it hurts her feelings. wow you really are one sick mother fucker. in the eternal words of Bam: That's some funny fucking shit right there mother fucker. so fuck you, you fucking fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 08th July 2004 - 07:03:28 PM |
| 8357 : Neko Cutie |
| kippie i don't know if you were being nice or not, but regardless, i'm gonna spin now. 1,2,3 here i go. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. damn i'm dizzy.@_@ P.S. Jess you have a potty mouth. it hurts my eyes. and kippie if you were being nice then i will be your friend. YAY. new friends. wanna spin with me?^_^ |
| 08th July 2004 - 07:13:29 PM |
| 8358 : Sick Boy |
| Don't ever talk about my mother that way. I'll have you know that her confidence improves greatly when I rape her. She becomes a whole new woman! As for your friends, do they have tits yet? Do they have teeth? I heard from a little birdie that girls from your part of the south haven't even evolved opposable digits yet. Is that true? You guys just sit around all day eating mac & cheese and getting molested and free basing and pooing on yourselves in bath tubs? You guys need a good ol' third world pandemic. To put it in primative Geogia-speak, Y'alls guys are fucked ten ways with a weed wacker!" |
| 08th July 2004 - 07:20:33 PM |
| 8359 : Sick Boy Some More, Bitch. |
| Lustin: Let's just agree to disagree on that website there. Mr. Sick might not me that disgustingly hardcore. You guys just keep that, over there, and have fun with it. I won't judge. Twyla you are fucked. |
| 08th July 2004 - 07:37:53 PM |
| 8360 : Twyla 16 |
| i'm soo glad to hear about your mom's confidence, but what about yours. have you gotten over your "little" problem yet? how does it fell to have your mom go into hysterics every time you drop your pants? and about the stupid deliverence sterotype that only applys to the backwoods mountain folk, not the people(like me) living in the city. my friends think your psots are jokes because they've seen me they know that i look nothing like what you think i do. and i probably have bigger tits then any of the girls you've ever dated, if you have ever dated one, which i highly doubt. so you can go back to masturbating to yaoi porn now. have fun you gay bastard. P.S. Neko Cutie stop using my name. i don't use yours. |
| 08th July 2004 - 08:00:28 PM |
| 8361 : Sick Boy |
| Your friends think my posts are jokes? You guys are a pretty observant fucking bunch of invalids, aren't you? I believe it was you, my little slut-queen, who bragged about jacking off to porn and playing video games all day. Type one of your poems please pretty please with my balls and a cherry on top? Please! Share it with the rest of the class, young lady! Let's read some genuine talent on this board. Twyla you should class it up a bit with some of your pregnant with daddy's baby speedfreak redneck sloped forehead with a vertibrow charm. |
| 08th July 2004 - 08:12:14 PM |
| 8362 : Fagbusters |
| HOLY SHIT. I THINK NOW WOULD BE A VERY GOOD TIME FOR A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST. JESUS FUCKING HELL. |