| 04th July 2004 - 12:15:32 AM |
| 8203 : Brittany |
| please let me felch someone with a krazy straw |
| 04th July 2004 - 07:18:30 AM |
| 8204 : Fagbusters |
| I NEVER NAILED THAT FESTERING BROAD... BUT I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO DID! IT WAS NIGHT TIME, AND THE BREEZE WAS BLOWING THROUGH THE FIELDS, AS THIS LADY WAS ON HER KNEES AMIDST THE BLOWING GRASS, HER HANDS TIEDS TO HER ANKLES, BARE-ASSED TO THE NINES. WHEN WHAT SHOULD APPEAR FROM BEHIND, BUT A PROUDLY UNFURLED ERECT PENIS, A VEINY AND ARISTOCRATIC MONSTROSITY WITH TOTAL INTENT ON RUPTURING THE INTESTINES OF THIS FAIR LADY WITH A VENGEANCE THAT WOULD MAKE THE GODS WEEP WITH PITY. AS THE SNOT-COVERED VICTIM BELOW STARED OFF INTO THE NIGHT SKY, PONDERING HER CERTAIN DOOM, ONE MIGHTY THRUST FROM THE MEMBER BEHIND HER SEALED THAT FATE. THROWING HER NEAR-LIFELESS BODY ABOUT LIKE A RAG DOLL, THE BODY ATTACHED TO THIS NOBLE PENIS CAME CLOSER AND CLOSER TO TURNING HER INNARDS INTO AN EJACULATE POLLOCK. AND WHEN THIS MOMENT FINALLY ARRIVED... -SMASH!- (CONTINUED...) |
| 04th July 2004 - 07:24:55 AM |
| 8205 : Fagbusters |
| AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR CRUSHED AGAINST THE CRANIUM OF THE VILE BITCH, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY LOST ALL CONSCIOUSNESS AS WAVE AFTER WAVE OF WHITE-HOT SEMEN COATED HER RECTUM LIKE THE BLACK PLAGUE. BEHOLD YOUR HERO... THE HONKY TONK MAN! AND HIS INNOVATIVE SEXUAL MANUEVER... THE HONKY TONK PUNCH! |
| 04th July 2004 - 08:05:04 AM |
| 8206 : Lustin |
| The Honky Tonk man should have ripped that dumb bitch's eye out and given her a good ol' southern-style skullfucking |
| 04th July 2004 - 08:13:59 AM |
| 8207 : Mario Lopez |
| Hey mang! What choo all talkin shit about mah man Dustin foe, ese? I cut you so fast you won't even know what happened, mang! You pieces a shit!!! I hope Dustin comes along and rapes you all in the muhfuckin ass wid his big ole 15" inch man-burrito, just like he used to do to me during Saved by the Bell! You muhfukas gone dieee!!!!! My mullet owns you!! And by the way muhfuckas, Ali Landry only left me because she walked in on me whlie I was suckin Mark-Paul Gosselaar's big chunky ding-dong! Dat ho ain't no good!! |
| 04th July 2004 - 10:57:54 AM |
| 8208 : Lustin |
| Some good jack-off fodder here, Dustin looks almost unbelievably gay - http://www.joeyedmonds.com/artists/dhaskins2.jpg It alo looks like Belding is anally penetrating Lark Voorhies and saying 'look ma, no hands' |
| 04th July 2004 - 01:41:24 PM |
| 8209 : Fuck you |
| Happy 4th of July, you motherfuckers. |
| 04th July 2004 - 02:10:47 PM |
| 8210 : Happy goLucky |
| Wow. That's one of the worst pictures ever. I think I'm gonna go blow my brains out. |
| 04th July 2004 - 02:16:53 PM |
| 8211 : The Patriot Act |
| The Patriot Act is gonna lock all you terrorists up! |
| 04th July 2004 - 03:43:36 PM |
| 8212 : The Patriot Act |
| The Patriot Act takes no prisoners! Unless we don't like you, that is! |
| 04th July 2004 - 04:21:17 PM |
| 8213 : The Patriot Act |
| The Patriot Act is gonna bomb all the darkies and homosexuals back to the stone age! |
| 04th July 2004 - 04:26:56 PM |
| 8214 : The Patriot Act |
| The Patriot Act is a big fan of "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan! |
| 04th July 2004 - 06:57:55 PM |
| 8215 : Lustin |
| The Patriot Act can suck on my big, black, atheist, homosexual cock and then felch his own semen out of my terrorist asshole |
| 04th July 2004 - 08:22:01 PM |
| 8216 : The Patriot Act |
| The Patriot Act knows where you live! |
| 04th July 2004 - 08:28:33 PM |
| 8217 : Fagbusters |
| THE PATRIOT ACT NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. OKAY, NOT NEEDS. BUT MUST. THE ALMIGHTY IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOUR FAGGOT GOVERNMENT. |
| 04th July 2004 - 09:23:30 PM |
| 8218 : Jimmy Jerker |
| Here's some info, fags...get with it and start jerking and jelqing. Either that OR YOU KNOW WHAT!!!! The Cancer Council Victoria in Australia has just announced the results of a study into the relationship between prostate cancer and ejaculation in men. Published in the British Journal of Urology International, the results of the study show there is evidence that the more frequently men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer. The research suggests that the protective effect of ejaculation is greatest when men in their twenties ejaculated on average seven or more times a week. This group were one-third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer when compared with men who ejaculated less than three times a week at this age. The research was led by Professor Graham Giles, Director of the Cancer Council's Cancer Epidemiology Centre and involved researchers from The Cancer Council Victoria, The University of Western Australia, The European Institute of Oncology and the University of Otago, New Zealand. Professor Giles speculated that the protective effects of ejaculation may be that frequent ejaculation prevents carcinogens building up in the prostatic ducts. "While it is generally accepted that prostate cancer is a hormone dependent cancer, apart from age and family history, its causes are poorly understood," he said. "If the ducts are flushed out, there may be less build up and damage to the cells that line them." The research was conducted with men who were under the age of 70 when they were diagnosed with prostate cancer, and with a group of similarly aged healthy men. There were 1079 men with prostate cancer and 1259 healthy men in the study. The men, from around Australia, filled in a confidential questionnaire which sought details of their sexual activity at various times in their life. Professor Giles said that his team examined many aspects of sexual activity. "We looked at a number of different aspects of sexual activity including the number of sexual partners, the frequency of ejaculation, as well as the number of times men ejaculated at different ages, from their twenties through to their fifties. The study looked at ejaculation in the context of intercourse with another person, masturbation and nocturnal emissions. This is a different approach from previous studies which have mostly looked at links between sexual intercourse and prostate cancer. Our research indicates that there is no association between prostate cancer and the number of sexual partners, which argues against infection as a cause of prostate cancer in the Australian population. We also found no association between maximum number of ejaculations in a 24 hour period and prostate cancer. Therefore, it is not men's ability to ejaculate that seems to be important. If the ducts are flushed out, there may be less build up and damage to the cells that line them." |
| 04th July 2004 - 09:33:01 PM |
| 8219 : MOJO |
| Geez, fuck it man, I just started Jelqing my dick and then read this shit. What todo? let me know about your jelqing experiences.... Thanks, turds, MOJO Guys, be carefull, don't do this, u have no idea how damaging jelqing can be. lets look at it carefully, jelqing is a handling techneque whereby the penile chambers are engorged with blood, this will stretch out the blood vessels and in theory, allow the vessels to grow. i have tried jelqing out, and what this resulted in was a weaker erection. the thing which makes men beleave that jelqing works is that after the execise the penis hangs longer, making u think u are getting bigger, but all that has happened was that the vessels are stretched and damaged. Jelqing will cause vessels to pop, will cause internal bleeding and in the worst case, internal clotting and permanant vascular damage (not even viagra will work, u will need to go for an operation whereby doctor will implant rods in it to produce a fake erection). Another thing (and i have consulted with REAL DOCTORS because this has happened to me), constant handling of the penis (jelqing, over mastubation etc) will cause the production of Collagen in your penis. Collagen is a protein that your body uses to strenghten up tissue, this protein will build up withing the blood vessels and will then impede the flow of blood to your penis, meaning, you end up losing your erection. And even if you have a friend that has used this technique and says that he is seeing gains, well, those gains will mean nothing in the end since the gradual build up of collagen will kill his penis. As far as advise on the size of your penis is concerned, be proud of it, women do not give a flying fuck about penis sizes, its only men, and if any of u guys have had the experience that a women/girlfriend/wife says that your dick is too small, then u should seriously think about ur life with that women (is she only interested in that piece of meat between ur legs?????). And if shes serious about a being filled by a bigger dick, stick it straight up her ass and see how much she likes to be filled, or, buy her a massive dong and tell her to fuck herself and then go out and find a women that appreciate u for the man u are and not jus a dick!!!! hope this helps!! |
| 04th July 2004 - 09:51:07 PM |
| 8220 : The Perfect FUCKER |
| THIS HAPPENED TO DUSTIN:::::::::::::: Out shopping one day with his mother in a neighbourhood shopping precinct, a boy of about ten years old went off to the public toilet. When he did not come back, his mother began to get rather worried. Seeing a policeman passing by, she explained what had happened and the officer went over to the toilet block to look for the boy. He found him almost immediately lying in a pool of blood in one of the cubicles with a crowd around him. He was still alive but was in a highly critical condition. According to an eye witness, the poor boy had been castrated by an ethnic gang of local youths. |
| 05th July 2004 - 12:23:28 AM |
| 8221 : diamond\'s #69 fan |
| diamond, lets' have sex, you cockscuker!!! i masturabte every timne i see you in an episode of save dby the bell!!! i blew the biggest load today when i watched the episode where you dressed up as Valley's mascot@!! i love you!!! |
| 05th July 2004 - 05:02:08 AM |
| 8222 : Sick Boy |
| CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN!! JESUS el Jusuchristo! Your fucking posts suck. Why don't you just go back to your little car and your fucking big feet. You are fucking lame, you stupid krazy straw felch slurpee. Fuck you! |