| 25th June 2004 - 02:51:28 AM |
| 8003 : Rim Goblin |
| Hard work and concentration, Busters. I know we pro-goblins make it look as easy as pie, but it's as hard as Uncle Hank's ding-a-ling! If you're ever near I95 south and come across a discreet rest area, we should get in touch. |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:52:41 AM |
| 8004 : Fagbusters |
| UMM... I'M NOT GAY. JUST BURNING WITH THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY. THERE IS A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE. |
| 25th June 2004 - 03:03:28 AM |
| 8005 : Rim Goblin |
| The difference is very subtle, as THE HONKY TONK MAN will tell you. It seems you have yet to consult the almighty sphincters. The answers to your questions lie within the sphincters of the prehistoric soup whores. There you will find the prolific sheild of thick and beefy chunks. Walk to the ends of the earth and then poo yourself and make out with Robert Downey Jr. It is at this juncture that you will find your true scrotum and thusly inherit the masses of testiclote! Go forth and ream your destiny. |
| 25th June 2004 - 03:09:33 AM |
| 8006 : Neil Patrick Harris |
| FUCK YEAH! PAGE 400 GOES BYE BYE! FUCK YOU BEEYATCH! DOOGIE IN THA MAH FUGGIN' ROOM! |
| 25th June 2004 - 03:44:00 AM |
| 8007 : Rim Goblin |
| Fagbusters- Let's not fight. I'm pretty sure that the people who post here are not fags or homophobes. I'm pretty sure we're all just bong hitters with a sick sense of humor and too much time on our hands. I'm just glad that I don't spend my time playing shitty bass-lines for some shitty band that couldn't even open for B*U*S*H*. FUCK YOU SCREECH! |
| 25th June 2004 - 03:55:36 AM |
| 8008 : Even Gayer Zack That\'s More Gay |
| YEAH FUCK THOSE FAGGOTS! |
| 25th June 2004 - 05:04:40 AM |
| 8009 : |
| For the first time ever, I just tried to ignite one of my very own farts. I do NOT reccomend this. It smells like burnt ass hair all throughout my house. I think I just burned all of the hair off my asshole, and not in a good way. I needed those hairs. Kids- don't try this at homo. |
| 25th June 2004 - 09:53:23 AM |
| 8010 : Gay Zack |
| Hi all - I've been working with a friend of mine, Rusty Dildo, and we have come up with a new anal lubricant!It goes on smooth, but once inside a rectum, a chemical reaction occurs in which the lube heats up slighty causing convulsions in the arse. At that point the lube gels up, while still maintaining max viscosity, to provide all involved with an incredible sexual experience, and the best part is it's water soluble. So after hot man love you can give each other hot water enemas! We will package a trial size in with our new butt plugs named "The Screech" - look for it your favorite bath house or sex store! The gel is also available in flavors,is save to consume - so felching is another option in removing the lube from the recievers poop shoot - keep up the great work on STPK - beware of Cocoa - he will unleash a gay fury to throw all those cock blockers in a tail spin. |
| 25th June 2004 - 10:20:03 AM |
| 8011 : |
| Billy Smith has posted a review on Amazon with this address on the review for all to come join in the gay fun |
| 25th June 2004 - 12:39:15 PM |
| 8012 : Chicken McDicken |
| Hey guys! I was tongueing he puckering (not so puckering anymore) pink asshole of Dennis Haskings this fine morn and I realized something. I like tongueing old man ass. buter on mein gubenhossel |
| 25th June 2004 - 01:03:40 PM |
| 8013 : Dustin |
| Hey guys. Bad news:( I'm gonna be away for a while:( I'm going under the knife for an expiremental operation to implant ovaries near my colon. Hopefully, this way Mark-Paul and I can finally conceive a child together:) It's a costly affair, but MTV is paying for it! It's going to be part of their new reality/documentary series "Butt Born: Rectal Birth in America". Other rectal birthers: Ashton Kutcher, Johnny Knoxville, Katie Holmes, Paris Hilton, and many more! Be sure to watch and please keep me in your prayers and fantasies;) |
| 26th June 2004 - 12:03:31 AM |
| 8014 : God |
| I still hate fags. |
| 26th June 2004 - 01:13:58 AM |
| 8015 : Fags |
| And we still hate God too. |
| 26th June 2004 - 07:36:07 AM |
| 8016 : NITSUD ROF NITSUL |
| Dustin - great news about your operation! I hope you and Mark-Paul are very happy with your mutant poop-child! Here's a thought - when conceiving, why not let Mark-Paul and Mario Lopez both do you in the ass at the same time? That way little Dustin Jr. could have three dads! Or would you technically be the mother?? |
| 26th June 2004 - 07:48:01 AM |
| 8017 : NITSUD ROF NITSUL |
| BTW, Fagbusters - great review! It's such a shame that the corporate bitches at Amazon will never let it on to the website in a million years! I was thinking of submitting a review in which I detail how I like to glue a cutout picture of Dustin's face onto my STPK CD, with his mouth over the hole in the centre, and then try and stick my dick through! It's a bit of a tight squeeze! |
| 26th June 2004 - 12:00:35 PM |
| 8018 : Sissy Timmy |
| Next week I have to take off from work for a couple of days of "panty-training" by my wife. I have to do this periodically. I get dolled up in a pink babydoll nighte with ruffled sissy panties, red nail polish on my fingernails and toe nails with matching lipstick, ribbons in my hair, and spritzed with perfume. I then have to work as her panty-slave for the whole two days around the house - cleaning, mopping, dusting, etc. I also have to sleep in a nightie. The whole time, she makes fun of me for being a sissy. Sometimes, she makes me prance around and I have to sing a "sissy" song that I make up about being a sissy in panties. I also have to spend some time sewing small "jingle bells" on my panties, so that my sissy presence is announced with jingling as I walk and prance. |
| 26th June 2004 - 01:24:04 PM |
| 8019 : Fagbusters |
| FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMNED PRICK! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! ASSFUCK YOUR SLUT MOTHER ALREADY AND GET OVER IT!!! |
| 26th June 2004 - 02:47:49 PM |
| 8020 : Happy goLucky |
| Relax, buddy. |
| 26th June 2004 - 03:18:33 PM |
| 8021 : Kim |
| Hitler sucks ass. |
| 26th June 2004 - 03:26:14 PM |
| 8022 : Angela |
| White girls are so slutty, black girl are soooooo fine, I'm black and loving it. White girl have no ass, no breast, they just flat. Black girls, have cruves and big asses. Thats why we get the most sex. |